Wake up

My daily routine

Russia and Skynet are in it together

came here to post this

masturbate

this

Laugh at cuntinentals.

skynet is a russian bot

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Annex rest of the cunts, obviously

FPBP

Take a boat to the UK and murder every anglo I can find

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BASED

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>sneak into the UK with some тoвapищи
>start killing Anglos for the poдинa
>proceed to liberate(изнacилoвaниe) the British Isles

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Sweat nervously as both yankees and vatniks eye up our luscious staging areas

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why is everyone in this thread so fucking based and redpilled?
GAS THE ANGLO

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move to China

I ask to myself what I can do for the greatness of the Motherland.

>random thread completely unrelated to Britain in any way
>still filled with SEETHING continentals typing out their autistic fantasies of killing Brits
obsessed?

I thank Czar Putin for getting us rid of Jvpiter

beady eyes, anglo lies

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>Portugal in red

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Play soviet anthem on full volume

Write a letter to the government and ask for my state sponsored gf.

lol

based

Unironically kill myself

That's just Greater EU.

>you get home after a shift in the state owned armaments factory, building missiles to launch against the anglos
>you find a letter that was slipped under your door
>"we all know that feel comrade"
>"your new mandatory gf, compliments from the General Secretary"
>you find pic chilling in your couch
how would you react?

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Ok maybe I shouldn't kms after all

Checked and based

>c'mon user hurry up or we're gonna be late for the military parade!

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based poccnr

But it will not save you from moving to Siberia.

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if Siberia was truly frozen hell on earth why would millions of people live there voluntarily?
how bad can it be there, really?

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Because they were born and raised there. For them, -50 in winter is the norm. Ukrainian / Portuguese, who are accustomed to the heat and the sun there is death.

Kill myself

Millions of people were moved there involuntarily and just stayed.

Where is the Capital?

join the stay-behind insurgency on orders from the ATAVATAN

Retake the holy lands of Finland and free my
Karelian brethren.

>Kishinev

this

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youtube.com/watch?v=6YC6Mhcyvf4
I want a t-34 driving gf

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I smile

do Russians remember their Soviet years fondly?

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