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pirmasis

Ummm... excuse me? Where is the edition and why is that xylophone gay?

Pagrįstas ir raudonpiliuotas

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Gonna go guard some shit and talk to myself. Be back in 2 hours. Love you all

Copy that.

women with hairy legs
discuss

Depends. Is the hair blond or not? If it's blond it's not too bad. My friends wife has blond hair, it's barely noticable when you look at it, you need to get real up close. It's also very soft to the touch. I though she waxed or shaved, but turns out she doesn't, it's just naturally very sparse.

just saw a video form buzzfeed about indian girls that dont shave
ugly

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nu pizdec

>watching buzzfeed
Ultimate cringe, scatvians confirmed for worst baltic

>have a couple of drinks
>get hungry
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

its to laugh at them

Ah, I see you're into self-flaggelation. A man of culture.

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fuck zoomers

mjaü

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Im freaking stressed guys. My NIJ IIIA + III vest is already too heavy and isnt enough to stop 7n10, also it fails short on mortar frags. I need to buy new SAPI inserts and some III++ ceramic plates, but i dont have the money right now.

What if they come tomorrow? I will be caught with my pants down wearing shit armor. I need this FUCK

Ask your gf for more money lad.

>spending all your money on military shit that simply collects dust

surely a smart man

you dont understand how fucking stressed out im atm. All this time i was confident in my vest build. What if i went to war with this and the first ivan just capped me right through it? all this effort for nothing.

SHIT i really really need those new inserts but no shops locally sell them so i have to get them from finland

what is it with this military shit obsessed pizdonian

Shoot them

You will be getting buttfucked by ivan while im murdering them en masse.

When the day comes you will be sorry you didnt listen to me

Sina ütle enne
üks kaks kolm

You will go to the army and get the same weapon as everybody else, but too bad since Estonia would be occupied faster than you could blink. Then that Ivan will enjoy wearing your military vest while fucking your gf

watch out guys the boogeyman is coming to rape your women! yes schlo-, i mean sir, invest in a gun custom built right in israel!

based finns helping a brotha out

varusteleka.com/en/product/cpe-diamond-armour-plate-nij-iii -icw/51620

>250 euros for a thing that will never be used for it's intended use
oh am i laffin

autism

youre just poorfags lmao

Lol just wait for the American troops to come

if I wasn't lazy and I was insecure I would post a photo of my dick with like a couple thousand k euros around it

at least they sell something useful
varusteleka.com/en/category/old-jokes/1968

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an old proverb says "if i had nails on my ass id sit on the ceiling"

what does it mean?

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based Koreans bodyarmour.shop/collections/rifle-hard-plate-iv-sta/products/level-iv-sta-hard-armor-sapi-plates

Literally half the price and twice the protection. It weights 1 kg more but thats ok. I could literally get shot by the most powerful rifle in the russian armed forces and shrug it off like its nothing

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there was this meme that the great marshal Mannerheim (finnish general in Winter War) was played by a nigger in a movie about him

>be aidstonian
>spend all your money on plates against ivan's bullets
>the day finally comes
>spend 3 hours putting on your TacticalSoldi3r(tm) Camo-enhanced(r) StormTrooper outfit
>ivan just bombs the shit out of you instead

>shrug it off
Even if it stops the bullet penetration your ribs are still going to be shattered and you're going to be knocked on your ass like the fag you are.

literally wtf?
youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU

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an estonian lad sent me some chocolates for christmas. how would i properly say "thank you for the chocolates" in eesti? your language wasn't made for brainlets like myself.

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t. has never served

You do realise getting hit wearing hard armour is very different from getting hit wearing soft armour. A bullets impact force is equal to its knockback force, getting hit by that over the entire area of the plate with a IIIA under it is nothing. It would feel like the knockback of a rifle fired from shoulder (which i assume you havent ever done). No round in world is powerful enough to "knock you down". Humans dont fall down from getting shot, they fall down from some weird instict. See animals for example, they get shot from 308 and keep running.

"lappa kotte sammalhabe, maitsev shokolaad oli"

Means "thank you kindly for the tasty choclate" but it sounds a lot better in estonian

Basically what he said. It's one of the best/politest way to thanks someone.

Question to fellow litwins
>Anyone here watched the national eurovision tonight?
Question to other inferior balts
>Have you selected your Eurovision song yet?

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thanks guys, how did it come to this?

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fucking kek

no

lmao estonian is pretty funky on google translate but lmao what type of brain gymnastics did google translate pull to get "spatula moss swabs"

good lad
it was a shitshow.

wtf that's wrong. Translate often fucks up estonian language desu.

as always

god

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no, I’m not some drooling retard

atleast it got part of it right lol

i guess translate doesnt understand that every single estonian noun has 14 cases

Lappa is close to labidas (shovel) i guess, i dont know how it got the rest

Yeah that's what I'm assuming. I believe it's mostly user uploaded help for their database, so they probably don't have a ton of Estonian to use, or the way they translate to English which is probably already difficult is messed up.

>watching trannyvision: the faggy english song contest in 2019 year of our lord

Thinking about pulling an allnighter, lads, should I actually do it? Also thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=yYKyaMPLcws

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spelling shokolaad as šokolaad (correct spelling) makes you sound ultra pro, since most foreigners dont have the letter š on their keyboard

Also you can end it with "annan sulle suhu" which is estonian for "hugs and kisses" but it is said to another male (doesnt sound gay in estonian, sounds like a normal greeting to a friend)

if you do keep the thread bumped

Probably would, since I don't have anywhere else to interact with people, the real problem is that noone usually replies to my posts :-D

>š
šūdas lol

šikinykas :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

haha

Reminder

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Awesome, thank you very much. And the "š" is on the packaging so I saw that. The brand is "Kalev." Can I (male) say "annan sulle suhu" to a female family member or would that be odd?

based and, in fact, redpilled

No, only say that to other males.

dont say that to females ever, it sounds creepy. Its very difficult to explain but some phrases are only male-male and male-female in estonian. You will basically imply that she is a male

lmao i just choked on my own saliva

Kalev is makes some dank af chocolate, best ive ever had

Okay, they are my family in Estonia and some are female so that's why I ask. I'll use "Lappa kotte sammalhabe, maitsev šokolaad oli
!" Thank you Eesti bros.

It is good stuff.

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Damn you just avoided some awkward stares by not accidentally using male-male to address a female :D

yikes

ayy

>tfw when i walk in on my mom and her friend fondling each other

>"We are wrestling"

>tfw i see the "cut" on my mom (vag)

my 7 year old brain couldn't comprehend sex, but i knew that shit was not wrestling.

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ur mum choked on my dick

hi friends

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nice

I don’t think I needed to hear that

Are you also an estonian but like born in America or something? Or is your gf/bf estonian.

I am not Estonian, they are Americans that work in Estonia.
Yes, thanks for clarifying. What would be an appropriate male-female "hugs and kisses" to family? (If it exists.) Also I'm curious if, like Finnish with the "t." does Eesti has something similar?

How do I get a baltic bf?

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You don't, you disgusting wh*Toid tramp.

fuck white people