>Wake up one beautiful morning
>Europe is this
What do
Wake up one beautiful morning
Grab the nearest halberd and start killin Danes
Detonate nuclear weapons across Anatolia
>WE WUZ TEUTONS AND SHIT
Let's be real here, they've been "given" Samogitia like 8 times and couldn't hold unto it once.
Trade with us otherwise it is going to be really bad for you :^)
I'll sink down on my knees and thank the almighty Lord.
Then grab the nearest halberd an take back Aosta, Valtelina, Vorarlberg, Klettgau and high Savoy.
centralize the HRE
Join the cossacks and kill Tatars
Conquer Castill*n lands
>loses a war and forced into the castillian house and country
Seething
Ahh the glorious Roman empire... RIP soon enough. And RIP Al Andalus soon enough.
UGA CHAKA UGA CHAKA UGA CHAKA
AWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW
those poland and lithuania borders look so different from what they are now
The land they have now are gibs from the wars.
Ackshually the borders of the medieval polish state are much more similar to today's Poland
Pls help
Also help
Prevent this
Remind them they're still in NATO and not to do anything stupid. Also, get our nukes the fuck out of our airbase in anatolia.
why?
No bully teutons plz.
live under glorious Ducato di Urbino and kill subhumans who venture in my land
same. goes back to sleep.