/brit/

gf just taped this to a brick and hurled it through my window

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I'll be your friend

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shut up you fucking drunk snow nigger

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is it true that down in dixie all of the men gather together to watch their buck niggers go at their wives?

>i'm a chronic, pathological liar therefore you are too
>i'm a spasticated incel virgin freak therefore you are too

you see how that works? you're just an insecure person.
i'm not like you at all, you need to realize that. i have problems but they aren't your problems.

the south is based
youtube.com/watch?v=JupSxMzM-Ic

Most of the complaints seem pretty nitpicky... stuff about missions being too repetitive and linear, auto aim being too overpowered, too much immersion stuff like health cores and gun cleaning etc

why did you say that you really hurt my feelings

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Post the Choon your listening to right now?
youtu.be/_FJxJbbKQ7o

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emmet is just a sheltered little suburban fat boy trying to act hard on an anime forum

the voices back?

Lads will joining a five a side team help me lose some chub?

Anyone from your school year dead?

@99751065
who are you talking to?

ya

You're the only sheltered suburban boy here my friend.
You always say that.
"sheltered and spoiled"

sounds like you're really really hung up on being a soft cunt
it bothers you that i'm not a soft cunt like you

so, here we are.

youtube.com/watch?v=vm-MrkoJPC8

sue

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>Will doing some sport and exercise help me lose weight

youtube.com/watch?v=Rkt4xU2wwhU

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why lad

based minnesotans are the brothers of based prairie canadians

> WHAT DO WE WANT
YANKS OUT
> WHAT DO WE WANT
YANKS OUT
> WHAT DO WE WANT
YANKS OUT

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reported x

It's summer in Australia right?

I heard that there were some koala attacks lately, what about those

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The protoplasm is a parking again Harold. On how the days tumble and feet are eight hours of sleep well my friend because they suffered so I don't expect me in trouble with my minimal and the satisfying crunch of time.

based
we need to drive the chink spamming scum out

I live in Brisbane fren, no koala attacks here

just asian attacks

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I'm sorry mummy told you that you that you were the greatest one too many times
ought not raise kids that way or they grow up like you
head up the arse, thinking the world owes them something
you will only be left disappointed
the world owes you nothing
you have to work for everything

why lad

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFPPPT SCLORP SPLOOSH*

GYA HAHAHAHAAHAH ME POO POO HEHEHEHEHE

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Yes I was meant to be in the middle of a nice wood I'm in the Russian mob fuck off you can get cereals without food colouring or in funny shapes and sizes.
No one cares about your fucking watches.
Maybe it's time to hang out of the room Can you tell him to be a bit of a twink but not those who are you on your own tonight and I have no interest in the modern world nor a place in the old days of a twink but not those who are you on your own tonight and I have no interest in the modern world nor a place in the old days of a twink but not those who are you

says the neet

youtube.com/watch?v=lCfYrxx_hBE

At least your Asians can be cute.

why hasn't a flat earth person ever just like, sailed a boat in a straight line. to see what happens

don't project at me about being a little soft boy, em

*pulls out yearbook*

don't want to fall off do they

mad how your willy has like meat that gets hard
you know what i meean

under the balls there is like a big chunk of meat there the cock would be about 15 inches if you had no ball sack

just had wank toil and noticed it

Are the Asians like koalas? Do they eat people's faces off

It seems to me that koalas are dangerous and should be illegal mate

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do they have gregs in australia? i know they have it in scotland

t. uneducated worthless NEET who spends all his time on the internet

> tfw half black and most of them don't care for blacks

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Scotland is the same country lad.

I really do prefer ginger girls are you on the hair 6 years ago Not a virgin but I am now officially friendless I have no interest in the modern era and my primary focus is the king virgin islands in to my brothers were you able top ten list and my thoughts are going on a Theroux doc and have the worst part time and I'm not going anywhere from my life harder than the feint of it as much more readable by now anyway so that you won't have no one of your own home in about a week and my body of work to the last night Video

Vamos, mi comandante™

no it's not, its a nordic country

yes one of my friends committed suicide

The only thing they eat is my heart lad

the only thing they eat is my heart

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that'll set him off for hours
nice one cunt

nigger chimpanzee ape

says the spastic on disability bennies who lives rent free in mommys house

why lad

Well you constantly talk shit about "spoiled"
I can wholeheartedly assure you I was not spoiled in any sense whatsoever.
My parents were kind of broke and pretty fucking stingy in the slack they'd cut for my sister and myself.
I have no logical conclusion to come to other than the fact that you were spoiled rotten and are insecure about it.
You're certainly not hard, I can tell you that much right now.
As I have said previously and truthfully many times previously if you came here and tried this gimmick in the flesh you would get eaten alive and go missing.

This is true and you know it is too. So don't argue with me about it.

>Scotland is Nordic
Made me chuckle.

At least i'm not a yank

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WOAH you're BLACK

what

I like you a bit less now, is that racist?

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None of this is true.

Quiet and my primary school crush saga of the time and I'm always here for a walk today I'm in the middle class and had more than enough to know how to fix my life I don't have a nice wood and the world.

BASED

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shut up you little soft boy
everyone can tell mommy bought everything your chubby little heart wanted

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_of_Union_1707

never going to wank again

never going to drink wine again

never going to eat junk food again

never going to smoke weed again

Not really user
it's not your fault i was born this way

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fuckheads

why lad

shut the fuck up

don't get a fat head about it you fat lipped baboon

yanks btfo

Hello my name is going right to get out at a time to be the best of a minor league contract and the world was meant I think I'm gonna go get it in my house at least I can just instantly.

banksy

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>i don't have an accent

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At least my head is the only thing that's fat, tubby

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What kind of black are you descended from?

did you guys watch I, Daniel Blake on TV earlier

astonishing
what number am I thinking of

even octoroons look black

race mixing is a sin user

Are you more black or white? Whos the black one? I'm interested

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You realize this is super transparent projection and your entire personality screams that mummy gave you everything and told you that you were greatest of all time, right?
My mother is a cold, stoic, emotionally distant sociopath mate. And she's certainly not generous with money.
My parents never bought me anything I didn't need. I think I got video games at Christmas. That's it.

you don't have one of those thick asses that black men have? doubt that you little homo
bet you like getting called a monkey boy while a big white cock fills your hole

youtube.com/watch?v=QLYddrVqJkA

Remember when schizo was posting about how he was a big man in the far-right and how /brit/ was a major recruiting ground for him

>half nigger anime posting aussie

what an abhorrent disgusting creature

why live

blue Monday new order

why lad

I know you're not really black. If you were black you would watch Dragon ball Z for Anime

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>My mother is a cold, stoic, emotionally distant sociopath mate. And she's certainly not generous with money.
>My parents never bought me anything I didn't need. I think I got video games at Christmas. That's it.

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Nah luckily Jezza didn't tell me to 2 years ago.

Super combats would be a bit of a twink but the alphabet and I'm going home for lunch tomorrow to see her and my dad said that you were here and there was no way he died thank goodness of my own place for the same reason that was meant I don't have the delivery and a bushy eyebrows