le monke edition
/brit/
post in this one
>calling him a monkey
OH SHI-
whats the status on Brexit I remember /brit/ being for it for a long time. have you ended the embarrassment yet or do we still have some roleplaying Jow Forumssters in here playing it up
look at this fukn monk
march innit
feel more at ease in this thread
think its something to do with the calm visage of that fine ape
not so different you know, us in the apes
get down the zoo with these ginger bastards and gaze into each other's soul and youll know what i mean
BREXIT MEANS
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Why do male orangutans look so weird?
isn't it just too embarrassing at this point. Like this has been run so badly its even worse than trump at this time. I mean look at this fucking moron independent.co.uk
like the people supporting Brexit have so far been either functionally retarded or autists roleplaying as if its 1818 and not 2018 like rees mogg
although I guess functionally retarded and autists roleplaying 18th century nationalists is basically the target market for Jow Forums so I'm not surprised if you support it
Maybe Japan likes being America's vassel, but we on this fair isle value our country not being a cocksleeve.
desu uk is the most privileged eu member but if you'd prefer us to be trump's cocksleeve I don't really give a shit since I'm not really living in the UK anymore you can all fucking fail as per usual and it won't affect me
why haven't you taken the canuck pill and moved to canada yet?
I'm not Chinese or a hot Hispanic woman so Trudeau won't let me in :(
just squint at border customs and say ching chong ling long they won't be able to tell
Jokes on you, I'm buying property in Maple Ridge as we speak.
growing my hair out
bit racist innit
I noticed I made some serious writing mistakes ie missing words and wrong prepositions sorry for that I have congested some alcohol and writing is a bit tricky
I might have dyslexia or something idk
Just shagged a girl I intended to break up with lads
Told the other girl I've broken up though so I think it's still on
>it is literally harder to get in to canada as an anglosaxon man from the commonwealth realm than it is to be a poopoo skin
literally why
really want to live in Berlin so I can go to techno clubs that don't close all weekend and see my pet rock do a fuck load of drugs into his early and mid 30s
that a picture of our 1/4th abo 1/4th islander 1/2 scottish aussie friend?
you filthy degenerate faggot you want your ass rammed by multiple guys at once innit
t. granny
i.4cdn.org
whatever happened to maisie lad?
you've figured out a way to get another decade out of this story arc?
Just pay a chink in Richmond to fake documents for you. They won't deport you even if they find out you cheated your way in.
based granny
>americans making fun of mutts
She's English
didn't that stupid fucking dragon show get cancelled?
haha remember this 2018 classic lads?
Fuck off Lachlan
My dad was born in 1964
Hes not a boomer but not quite Gen x
My mom is full gen x (1969)
While me and my sister are zoomers
I'm more English than you are
rate the wallpaper lads
your dad's a boomer
>whiter than you muhammed
Based but yo
What other boards do you use?
Me?
/tv/ Jow Forums /wsg/ /gif/ Jow Forums /v/
ukko perkele
He will say very boomer things like how kids today spend too much time on their phones and he watches fox news religiously
But he will talk fondly of his childhood in the 1970's
I feel like to be a boomer you had to be a child in the 50's
/an/ to look at duck pics
that's it
Jow Forums Jow Forums Jow Forums /v/ /wsg/
>Jow Forums
>/gif/
This is a leftypol nofap general.
he's a big guy
nah you are alright.
Ylilauta is also a great favourite of mine
Have you been there?
dave explain to us all again why you think cars should be banned and why tame impala is a beatles rip off
anyone fancy a game of squidgy widgies?
kind of sick of drinking vodka but want to get drunk
might pour it up my ass
whiter than you ahmed
youtube.com
>you will never be this extroverted
>/gif/
gay boy
H-how do you play?
I am
this is the norm in america
all americans are like this
what did he mean by this
for you
/vr/ and /mu/, although /mu/ has been shit lately
any of you fine fellows fancy a game of soggy biscuit?
you're extroverted without the charisma which is just awful
gif is filled with trap threads, cuck threads, and blacked spam
it is that's why I don't go there
none of your fucking business
is that code word for rape?
are you going to rape me
we're all charismatic and high-t
you wouldn't understand it
Anyone for a round of roshambo?
it's when a group of lads all cum on a biscuit and one of them eats it
so yes, in a sense we are all going to violate you
yea i go first
wish all the forginers would leave
nice gets friend!
well we grab each others gonads and squeeze until the pain is unbearable and then you have to shout 'squidgy widgies!' and the first one to do so is a queer
OI MATE YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT POST
WHAT YOU HIDING THERE, TELL ME SIR
It's also normal porn
THE OFFICIAL /BRIT/ POSTER POWER RANKINGS
1. Dave
2. Skitzo
3. that irish freak
4. leaf skitzo
5. london paki
6. new jersey american
7. that retard that calls everyone a rorke
The rest of you are just boring cunts. These lads basically make brit what it is. You people just talk about poo and feet all day
this
sick of the johnny foreigners
FOOKIN LUV THA FOOTY ME
stop being finnish
STOP CALLING ME A FOREIGNER
What about me?
*posts a stupid image and pretend im american*
>TFW HE DOENS'T KISS YA
finnish boys: gay or super gay?
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, cheeseburger smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Sheamus Von LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that The New World can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers shrimp boat to Canada and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Americas obsession with a few windswept islands in the North Sea is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution America has made to the medical field. The MUH FREEDOM sentiment in the average negro American is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your brown hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of cooking oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Mexico look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the new South Africa.
Go fertilise the great plains with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Mexican cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an American "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good
at least I'm white
I don't even know what genes I have
all finns are gay
new finns come from a swede and a russian crossbreeding
Where's 190
edgy
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>6. new jersey american
the one from sussex county?
isn't he actually british or something I remember him saying it before
looks shit
NEW MEME
>sniper perri :D
HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Put on your steel toes lad.
New Jersey is a shithole
hehe monke
bold move, let's see how it plays out in the midfield
so is kansas city I imagine
>DILLION SHARPER :D
ebin :---DDDD
where did you get this picture of me?
just took a hit from the bong filled with cherry pepsi