Tfw can't speak French fluently

Je veux une française de Bretagne

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Je suis déjà chez moi

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am i the only one whose voice drastically changes when trying to speak French? i know speaking any foreign langue alters your voice either but the French case is just so different

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In what way does your voice change? I don't think my voice is different when I speak French and when I speak English, but then again I'm a native French speaker.

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Én påsé me’shit i

my voice doesn't sound heterosexual in a word
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I understood everything you said in French. If your voice sounds muffled, then I don't hear it.

how was my japonçais

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>"Tu vois, quand je parle français, ça a l'air pas clair et plus profond comparé au anglais"
Your sentence is grammatically correct except for the "au anglais" at the end, you should have said "à l'anglais". But even then your sentence is not clear enough, you should have specified what you were talking about, for example:
>"Tu vois, quand je parle français, ma voix est plus profonde et pas aussi claire que quand je parle anglais"

Are you a milfag in japan or an actual ricer that knows French for some reason

what abou' my accent
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milfag? literally who

Definitely a ricenigger

Your accent is great, I have no trouble understanding you. The only problems with your locution are that you seem to emphasise Rs a bit too much(which, funnily enough, reminds me of Quebec French) and that you pause a lot(but that's okay since you're a beginner).

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took french in school so I could meet girls and ended up meeting a girl in the french class and never paid attention in the class again so I never actually learned french but did meet a girl

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thx, i studied French only last October so i think i have ginormous potential

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reply to this if you think France is gay

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lewd

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Still want to learn French though

basé

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>vivu lu kebecu liburu
basé

vivo kebek libre viveru kebeku liberu

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Pity you. French is the enlightned man's language

more like
>bibu ru kebekku riburu

Say it in Japanese now!

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>tenno heika banzai
Amazing

>japanese people think france is nice
>but it isn't, because its full of shitskins

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me? not really as I see greatness in the cultural accumulation of what they created, not in superficial aspects of the country

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yellow jacket?

No, some refugees who hadn't been taken in charge set up a camp there and were expelled. This is the mess they made.

>Used to speak French pretty fluently but never had the chance to use it and ended up forgetting it.

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>No beheaded politics.
Shame on you France. You did it once

Same with Spanish. In the end, it's hard to master a language if you have little interest in the culture that comes with it.

Quand on quitte un marechal, il faut payer les vieux fers
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Lies

>Quand on quitte un marechal, il faut payer les vieux fers
Que penses-tu que ce proverbe signifie?

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Quand on part quelque part, on doit rendre la place nettoyé

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Non, ça veut dire qu'il faut payer un travailleur quand on le remplace.
Bonne trouvaille n'empêche, je connaissais pas cette expression. Ca montre que tu es passionné.

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i just wanted to smartass on French and googled the translation of the Japanese proverb "a swan leaves nothing when he leaves the lake" meaning "you must clean where you are when you leave the place", and copy it and then posted it without reading it in the slightest. Quel stigmatisation

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Hmm, I don't think there's a French equivalent to this. Cleaning after you leave is, after all, a very Japanese tradition. In other countries, the norm is to let others clean after you, because it's their job or something.

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Does french imageboards exist?

Yes, but none are active.

Je n'ai rendu pas ton pays quand j'étais là. Ah ceci dit j'ai bavé sur le siège du tren parce que je m'a assoupi

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>Je n'ai rendu pas ton pays
*Salé

>Ah ceci dit j'ai bavé sur le siège du tren parce que je m'a assoupi
Ca arrive, personne ne t'en veut mon ami nippon.

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Inévitable, j'ai senti très désolé

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Je te pardonne au nom de tous les Français.

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merci, je ne baverai pas

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I feel like Duolingo is letting me down

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