Marvin edition
/brit/
Landon Turner
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Jose Cook
Marvins Room XDDDD
Juan Campbell
What mental disorder compels a canadian man to post about how much he wants to rape his sister?
Justin Nguyen
here we go again then eh lads
Zachary Howard
daddy just told me that his boss gave my mommy a new black baby for christmas :)
Nicholas Thompson
checked all of them
Isaac Price
There was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture, now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me. The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went. Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw Death standing in the crowd and he came to Death and said, Why did you make a threating getsture to my servant when you saw him this morning? That was not a threatening gesture, Death said, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Bagdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.
Adrian Bennett
I've never said that once.
Colton Morgan
bet marvin and his flatmates are good cunts
Alexander Thomas
His sister does look penis receptive.
Eli Scott
Looks like Mel kino is back on the menu boys
youtu.be
Jack Bailey
does your mommy want a black baby too :)
Jack Brooks
>This will be the year that I finally start living my life.
^
You
Carter Edwards
Aaron Edwards
whats this from?
Liam Myers
Can Putin hurry up and nuke this shithole already
Sebastian Roberts
Found my original post from 2015 in the archives where I ask /balk/ how to spell the name my ex-girlfriend told me when I first met her, allowing me to find her on facebook and start the worst relationship of my life, leaving me broken and disillusioned.
Hmm.
Adrian Edwards
wish it was that simple
looks like the year my behaviour becomes increasingly erratic once gain
Wyatt Cox
how did she hold the baby in for a decade?
Hudson Morales
David Lee
wish he would make more movies about jesus
Chase Cruz
good banter though
Camden Wright
Have to renew my BLACKED.com subscription lads
Logan Perez
Connor Hall
My handegg team just won lads.
Adrian Martinez
Dont worry lad, we've all been there, the depths of despair
Jonathan Fisher
'pparently the mum and dad from outnumbered are in a relationship
cute
Colton Rodriguez
Sex was good. She gave me footjobs, and was extremely horny. Now I live knowing that she's doing that stuff to other guys now. If she was bad at sex it wouldn't be so bad, but something about her made me feel like an animal in heat.
Ayden Rogers
My eckball team just won buwe
Robert Turner
statistically at least 1 person in this thread is a murderer
3 have raped someone
10 have tried on women's clothing
David Garcia
Read the article, they literally didn't even know she was pregnant, a nurse just saw her moaning one day and somehow realized she was in labor and managed to catch the baby in time.
If I'm ever vegetative hope me family have the good sense to smother me with a pillow
Robert Scott
Lad did nothing wrong, silly bitch hasnt had a shag in years its not like she can say yes. Shes probably gagging for it. Lad did her a favour.
Although spunking in her might have been a bit too far
Carter Ward
You arrive in penglermo
Daniel Robinson
the mum is a qt
Caleb Campbell
your linchpin "hallucinations" isn't actually required to make a diagnosis, it can be any 2 presenting symptoms of the following
>visual/auditory hallucinations
>delusions
>disorganised speech
>strange behaviour
>withdrawn and lifeless
source:webmd.com
>Actually when I am truly, verifiably wrong I almost always will admit it.
>I'm happy to learn something new.
well today you learned something new
Mason Hall
Most girls are absolute freaks on the nest lad, you'll find another one. Probably not one into foot jobs one because thats virgin freak shit
Oliver Green
are you a woman?
Lincoln Campbell
all me
Grayson Bennett
Does wearing my ex girlfriends top as I was undressing her to shag her once count?
Jack Hernandez
My ancestors
Benjamin Kelly
crossbows were the shit
Daniel Lee
her feet were amazing m8. was never a footfag before I met her, and not really into feet since. but like I said, something about her made me crazy.
a friend of mine has a female dog (a bitch) which has a material problem that causes all male dogs to think she's in heat, causing all these male dogs trying to hump my friend's dog.
sometimes I think my ex has that bacterial problem.
Gavin Collins
Tbh if I am a vegetable shag me all you want, couldnt give a flying fuck. Just have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Jason Cox
do you get off on the idea of some fair crusader or Norman knight pounding away at your swarthy ancestors and using them as cum dumps?
Ethan Evans
>committed homicide shagging your gran
Genuinely proud of this one, definitely reckon its my best post of the year so far
Jace Roberts
Need a Kazakh gf
Jeremiah Miller
Nah pretty sure you're one of those types that lost their virginities proper late and were so sexually frustrated and addicted to porn you developed such weird nonce fetishes
Wyatt Smith
White male power
Jack Hernandez
you should read Harry Turtledove's books sicily he has the same fetish as you
Julian Allen
not sure why people like The Northface so much
had recently purchased one of their jackets and my ~5 year old Regatta jacket, which I planned on replacing, not only feels higher quality but looks less autistic
Austin Garcia
The fact you didn't use murder makes me think FOY
Adam Powell
Mans really on one tonight.
Why the seething rage and jealousy?
Something got your knickers in a knot?
Look, I'm sorry you're not me or whatever the case may be.
Just act like a fucking man about it. Whatever it is I probably don't care.
David Collins
reckon you brits can't point where brooklyn is on that map despite talking about it all of the time
Nolan Jackson
Listen right, do girls have a pair of bollocks hanging down from their crotch? I don't think so.
Luke Cooper
He was a kike
No thanks pham
Asher Hill
Ireland doesn't get enough grief on here for having a literal Paki bender as their PM
Joshua Myers
Lincoln Peterson
Why are you so cute?
Liam Gray
wish I was a chubby dork neet in BC
William Ward
seems like a stupid place to start tbf
ireland has a pathetic history no way around that
Easton Young
cannot for the life of me comprehend how schizo can go on and on each day
Josiah Morales
since when did /brit/ always go on about Brooklyn
Jaxson Bailey
yeah actually i did lose my virginity late actually.
Nolan Cooper
Want to smell Emma's knickers.
Alexander Mitchell
sicily is exactly the sort of loser who'd have a yellow fetish but he's too proud and racist to admit so instead posts """central""" asians
Jason Bennett
Don't think I've forgotten you talking shit about me on thailads livestream
Joseph Garcia
see
thank you for proving my point
again, you're sperging really fucking hard
whats the issue? i can probably guess
look kid, i don't give a fuck
act like a man for once in your life
John Moore
What age?
And how long did this relationship go on for?
Jason Rogers
Ah safety rugby.
Nolan Thomas
That'll do pig, that'll do
Liam Nguyen
look fuck off to machu pichu or wherever is a big city in nz I'm not explaining this to you
Levi Perry
Some oriental women can be qt
Thomas Price
>Odd or irrational statements; strange use of words or way of speaking
textbook
Isaiah Harris
I'm sorry I mogg you sweetie
I'm sorry mommy told you you were special one too many times
Kayden Morgan
was 19. relationship was 2 years long
you?
Nicholas Russell
don't reply to tripfags, don't mention them, don't aknowledge their existence
they are literally desperate for attention, if you ignore them they'll go somewhere else to find it
Hudson Cruz
About how are a brown person? Yeah that's not shit talking, that's just the truth.
Levi Richardson
toilberg just left me a voicemail asking if i could come in tomorrow morning even though it's my day off
guess how many fucks i give
zero
Justin Lopez
about as witty as I expected
Owen Taylor
This Irish girl from Uni I had sex with is messaging me lads
Anthony Myers
why are rugby daddies so dreamy??
Austin Sanchez
That'll do pig -- that'll do.
Michael Howard
>there are SDP and Libertarian MEPs for the UK
en.wikipedia.org
wtf
Aiden Garcia
I am a white Italian man
Hudson Edwards
Why are wages so low in the UK?
Joshua Hall
was this directed at me
you don't know me
fuck off I'm not schizophrenic
Sebastian Garcia
still waiting for you to admit you were wrong
if you're not going to then just say so
Justin Butler
>I am a white Italian man
Andrew Reed
I lost my virginity at 18, a relationship that ended after 7 months cause it wasn't working out, even though we still very much like each other
Josiah Martin
Cooper Bailey
Ian Anderson
Sebastian Sanchez
did you know Budapest is full of western financial startups? I'd go there if I could.
Julian Carter
who the fuck is marvin
Dominic Rodriguez
any liter of cheap vodka man in?
Jack Hughes
I know they told you you're something that your not.
In my case of course its the opposite.
you see how that works?
Hunter Gray
thoughts on the new video?
Jordan Williams
only the last one
want to wear this but think ill look like a freak
Joshua Roberts
my relationship ended because I didn't trust her.
Easton Nelson
god I love cigarettes