/brit/

*slaps your belly*
i found em! waheeeyy

how much do you bench press kotyank

Who bacon sarnies here?

morning

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smokin like a nigger

Menthols?

can we change rule 1 to don't talk to Emmet, don't talk about Emmet, don't reference Emmet, don't even think about that retard so he fucks off and stops ruining threads?

youtu.be/ieIyJnZIk1g

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Just did a poo lad

rolling shitty weed with baccy, listening to nigger music, etc

what the utter fuck is that behind him

>thinks i'm a 65+ clubber
*sips*

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Mate I implore you to go back to the previous thread and consider for a moment exactly who does what.
When these virgin fucking shitheel freaks aren't going absolutely batshit spastic i'm literally just another poster.
This logic fails me. It makes no sense whatsoever. I post original shit. They just spam inane drivel in an effort to get a rise out of me.
>ruining threads
thats what you're on the fast track to doing right now as a matter of fact

that'll do pig

that'll do pig

Just searched me surname on facebook to see what turns up and quite a lot of fitties ngl

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>female empowerment

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it's like you're wondering where the flies come from without realising that you stink of shit
self awareness is the phrase of the day it seems

see

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inbreeding comes naturally to the british mind

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misogynistic incel freak

>misogynistic incel freak

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EXCELLENT post

not quite

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never tried
don't about lifting weights. i'm already fit. just want to lose 15-20lbs

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They have my age, gender and quite literally all of my interests wrong, just as I planned when making the account.

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youtube.com/watch?v=kIufLA7Bx2Q
the best version of this song ever performed. you won't enjoy the original after this

some used a penguin to make a league of legends thread on /vg/

haxball.com/play?c=-jArf4Yx1Dw

play!

reminder that this guy
has actual schizophrenia

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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virus

that'll do pig

we know you do
we love you anyway

>google.com/settings/u/0/ads

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So Drake is a nonce too

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6561245/Video-Drake-kissing-17-year-old-girl-2010-concert-resurfaces-response-R-Kelly-series.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6561245/Video-Drake-kissing-17-year-old-girl-2010-concert-resurfaces-response-R-Kelly-series.html

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yeah I got that too 'cause I'm on incognito. you have to be signed in

Bender

Lies. Please be in Adelaide. We can watch action and adventure films together.

mornin cunts

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youtube.com/watch?v=4uPGScsVMQI
shagged your mam to this song

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17 isnt paedophilia

I remember when I went to a club and was necking on with a girl, I'm like "do you want to come back to mine" and she says "I can't I've got my GCSE maths exam tomorrow" I was so shocked

so drake is some jewish negro that the media has shoved down the youths' throats? that's why they talk about "drake this" and "drake that" so incessantly?

dont think my mam would like this song or find it erotic

>17 isnt paedophilia

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been posting here since 2012

posting on /b/ and /v/ doesnt count

imagine being a millionaire and living in little rock, arkansas

dont give a damn about any trumpet playing band
that aint what they call
ROCK AND ROLL

these are honestly chump change ngl

>so drake is some jewish negro that the media has shoved down the youths' throats? that's why they talk about "drake this" and "drake that" so incessantly?

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>I remember when I went to a club and was necking on with a girl, I'm like "do you want to come back to mine" and she says "I can't I've got my GCSE maths exam tomorrow" I was so shocked

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think hes talking about /brit/

>Remember, donors get something in return for their money
yeah no shit

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Ian Watkins was right all along

weird how vodka gets you absolutely soused but the stuff just looks like water

33 year old virgin head case
take your fucking seroquel

twitter.com/bluebea79822572/status/1080890357867532288

Recall seeing an episode of Atlanta and being weirded out by how much the character revered drake. Yanks are weird

That'll do pig

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maaaaassive nonce

lmao he's here

it isn't

wew

ok

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why is pet sounds so universally critically acclaimed?

whoa...

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Hotels? Trivago
Niggers? Chicago

>it isn't

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*bruce lee noises*

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stop bullying him

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What anti psychotics are you on?

really makes you think

Don't want to run a business, can't imagine being a wageslave. NEETdom is the only option but I don't like it either. I guess it is the lessest evil

Morning lads

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give us this day our daily bean

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If they caught you at canadian customs with those in your suitcase how fucked would you be?

how does a NEET exist in india without rich parents?

did you make this image

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Where in the UK are you

Holy PENG

they don't. his father toils for him while he shitposts on here

Idk
They'd probably just confiscate them or fine me at worst
Funny because you can take a gun in your luggage no problem (with a license)

bit weird if you wander around the US and if you saw an ancient piling of stones you'd think
>these were made by a foreign, now dead people
yet if I were to travel to Britain and see the same I'd think
>these were probably my ancestors or in some way related to them

uncanny

I'm in france haha!