Germans on holliday

My German is decent at best but he asks god morning and how the mood is. The German dude gives him the finger to show how the mood is and then the German dude says Austria is a shit country that should be blown away.

Says good morning and ask*

translation into english

> good morning, can we get an audio clip from you?
> *third finger*
> New Zealand is crap. I wish I could jump away
> *third finger bfffffhh*
> You seem rather frustrated.
> I'm stuck in traffic. Forget it.
> But it's a bit your own fault, isn't it, that you're in a traffic jam.
> Get lost! *pushes with belly* go back, go back
> hey hey hey
> You too! Come, get lost!

Why does the fat guy get so fucking mad though? That’s the funny part. Does the interviewer say something provocative to him?

>Good monring may I ask how your temper is?
Like this *shows middle finger* fucking Austria. Bomb yourselves away.
>Sounds very frustrated.
No more Austria vacation. Forget it.
>It's a little bit of your own fault if you are in a traffic jam.
Fuck off. *body slams* Come here. Come here.
>Hey hey hey stop
You too? Come here. Fuck off.

No, every German tourist i've met were pretty nice people, granted that i've only met a few.

I guess he had been stuck in traffic for a long time or something. I'm not sure if this is in Austria though.

Danke

Interviewer: Good morning! May I ask about your mood?
Fatty: Fuckin Austria (you can't really translate it directly, it's more like shitty Austria, but Ösiland is more impolite). Blow yourself up.
Interviewer: You're pretty frustrated.
Fatty: Never again vacation in austria, *mumbles* fuck off.
Interviewer: But it's kind of your fault if you're stuck in traffic.
Fatty: FUCK OFF. Give me that (talking about the microphone)
Interviewer: heyheyhey. Calm down.
Fatty to camera man: Go on and piss off.

google translate says that "Hau ab" is get lost, not fuck off

correct

No they are just cringy tryhards in general

t. Starts driving around in his camping mobile on the Autobabn like an absolute spastic every summer

Its not really his fault though

Traffic jams are the result of shitty roads not people using them

They're the absolute worst. Don't know how to drive at all, all they can do is drive in a straight line. As soon as it's a little bit curvey, goes up or down they're fucked. They don't know what an engine brake is as well. Can't tell you the amount of times I was stuck behind one of those fuckers on a slightly mountainous road.
Their personality is also pretty bad, they always want to have things immediately, they want things that aren't even offered and if they don't get it they act like a little defiant kid that had his comforter taken away. They butt in EVERYWHERE even though it doesn't even concern them and they also think they're gods gift to this earth, acting all high and mighty all the fucking time.

Unpopular opinion: the German did nothing wrong. Would've kicked annoying nosy gloating journawhore in the balls too.

I don’t know

But I fucking HATE Chinese tourists. They are scum of the earth. They always skip ahead of lines, cut people off, run for seats, and act like they don’t know English when it’s convient for them

Schwarze Schrift auf gelbem Grund - halte Abstand, bleib gesund!

look who's talking

that exchange student was autistic

cringe

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