/brit/

alright say whatever
but there's still a dog sitting downstairs on my couch working better than any alarm system could to guard my house
for barely any reason, I feed them sure, I'm their friend/pal sure all of that but what is really keeping them here?

/balt/

Grug have small wolf that follow Grug around
Sometime Grug put small wolf in Grug handbag

I hate everyone equally but I'm white and since I couldn't function in a non-white society without being ostracised then all non-white must perish. Try living as a foreigner in another country and you'll understand that it's not a working class British phenomenon to dislike the other

depends on the region
think muslims get BTFO'd generally in west africa and all of that

My three favourite animals? Simple really
- Crab
- Lobster
- Yabby

Jezza Hunt has got us spending £250 million on a review into global persecution of Christians

I wonder if he'll dare to say who is doing that persecuting

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Africa is unironically the last bastion of traditional Christianity on earth lad. are you dense?

youtu.be/d49t6ahY0ac

How does it feel to cuddle a woman, lads? How do they smell? How does their skin feel?

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waheyyy lads

*places aged hand upon large gravestone bearing the words 'The /Brit/ Lads'*

wahey........

vewy welaxing
youtube.com/watch?v=jzjP0FyVLw4

Pakistan is in asia rorke

A lot of africa is christian. Ethiopia is one of ghe oldest christian countried

mboko...........

Any lads need unlocking here?

Don't care up until the very moment I'm sliding my penis in

>How does it feel to cuddle a woman, lads?
great
>How do they smell?
feint and stale roses and lavender
>How does their skin feel?
soft and delicious

I honestly can't fathom the rest of the world having lobsters outside of the northeastern US
I mean do you eat them? you don't seem to have a culture of it only we do

Continentals.

Authoritarianism is necessary to prop up the multicultural house of cards

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you have 10 seconds to think of a new word and another 10 seconds to think of the meaning

Sounds heavenly

Checkmate, Rorke

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Hope the first African Pope calls himself Rastus I

>>Being white in Africa
>Asking to be murdered surely

Made it more accurate for you

I'm absolutely soused right now and I'm convinced this is a demon
watch your fucking soul mate

Scundle - verb, to masturbate shamelessly in public, so aggressively that people ignore rather than report you

Pint with the lads hey

they're pack animals lad. they NEED to be part of something bigger than themselves. same as us but in a more immediate practical way. your family is its pack

fravusglocksteinbiel
the feeling of being shot after something emotional happens to you

youtube.com/watch?v=gdWrvhF1HvA

aussies fit in here so much better than us yanks, you're basically the same at brits
wish we'd stop coming here desu

they haven't had one hard match

War booty is war booty

Em was posting when I went to bed and he’s still here

no
I'm fedora af. and they cling to their Christianity cause they're dumb fucks who literally have fuck all else going for them

Old school working class socialist and feminist, passionate about equality for trans and non binary folk as part of that. TERFs and tories can both fuck off.

are you talking about irish or humans in general?

I think this was the same as Bastiat's criticism of the "unlimited democracy" of the French post-revolution
I think his resolution was that the government should have very strong checks and balances and should only exist to enforce property rights and stop infringements upon individual liberte
Been a while since I read that though, might be wrong
The majority should not be able to enact "legal plunder" upon the minority

mboko...............................

>it's a "old person at toil starts blathering on about their depressive life" episode
*snore*
change the channel marge

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26 and nowhere near getting a gf

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my current gf is indian and she honestly smells like damp spices and sweet still nice to cuddle but I can't get over that completely

hmmmmmm

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18 and I’m a friendless virgin

submitted your application yet?

Brits have a natural in built desire to dominate. It's why we dominated half of the Earth. Even the autistic virginal Brits have the potential but it just needs to be unlocked.

There is literally nothing I want more than endless exploration and subjugation of lesser peoples to the point it's just natural to me, I can feel it in my soul and I didn't choose to feel it or want it but it's just there with me at all times. Some people are simply better than others

>irish
>humans

>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Chi...

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30 and never had a gf or even been on a date

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for what

don't get married mate haha
never get old hehe

how the /brit/ meetup went

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Once wanked to an image of what i thought was a cute girl dressed as a deer (antlers and makeup) but turned out to be a boy. This happened a few times, wanted to share this

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them's fuckin words

Does her special vindaloo make you go goo goo ka choo

that's our homer!

All me except 27.

kek imagine them 3 months pregnant trying to put those dresses on like wew what are you doing honey put on a pregnancy outfit oh no no no look finna top nae head jagwandilan

dunno but she's on the pill so I can nut in her which is pretty solid desu
she gives pretty good head too

don't know if you know this lad but the UK will be a paki and nigger dominated country
london is 50% non white
your ethnic group will literally not survive the century

like a bag of sand

And that's a good thing

T.M.I.

this abo has lost it

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what is this body type called ?

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Do you think she is the one?

So does every western nation

Do you openly talk about sex with your family lads?

does the left one have a willy?

true

skinny 16 year old

like salty milk and coins

Imagine the smell of one of Emma's ghastly, room clearing farts.

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>no bloodborne pc port
>no bloodborne at 60fps
>no bloodborne at a steady 30fps

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it only gets worse lad

There being hot black girls doesn't change the fact that Europe is and must remain a white continent.

I'm perfectly happy to travel to Africa to enjoy at beautiful nubian women, I just don't want to share a street with them

I’m a Bonobo in a Chimpanzee world

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oh we'll be fine

When I was snoozing with the ex cuddled up to me in the park on a warm day, I thought to myself "this is why life is worth living"

>london is 50% non white
I seriously don't know how great a criteria this is
D.C. is our capital and absolutely full of niggers, NYC is our largest city and barely white? yet go to say, Maine or West Virginia and you hardly see a nigger
there's parts of rural Scotland or England that are even whiter than those states

well yeah it's only common courtesy to let them know when you're changing holes

no
no you want

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huh

ahah

these aren't even black

gf sent me this
cheeky bitch

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i wasn't talking about the USA