I WANT TO LIVE IN JAPAN SO MUCH I'M SO FUCKING DEPRESSED I WISH I COULD JUST LIVE THERE AND WORK THERE I WANT A...

I'd argue that it would be even harder in Japan because women are just a lot busier in general there, why the hell would they want to date some gaijin.

>gun not pointed to the brain

Cringe attention whoring from our friend wojak.

Better yet, why would they bother with a gaijn they would barely be able to hold a conversation with in the first place?

Coupled with how they probably wouldn't want to go with the awkwardness of introducing a gaijin to their family.. friends.. etc.

It really is easier to get a gf as a white foreigner in Japan. Remember that you only need to find one crazy Jap girl who thinks it would be fun to date a foreigner and your limited language skills will hide your autism

Stop spread mutt genes.

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why bother telling the truth, he won't be able to move to japan anyways. let him blame his country and hold on to that dream where he moves to japan and finally gets the life he solely dreamt of

i hope you do, cuz you will be more miserable there

shooting the brain stem at the base of the skull is more effective when committing suicide with a firearm

r u English teacher ?

The problem is you assume girls are actually like that there

You don't see how life really is in Japan.

These girls get up early as fuck to catch the train on time to get to their work like 2 hours later or whatever, working overtime practically every day then having to go back again, that shit's draining.

The ones that DO have some energy left either go to a host bar (literally a place where guys working there get paid to pay attention to them) or pursue their hobbies, deal with real life shit..

That birth rate is down for a fucking reason.

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Because it'd be rather cruel if he actually managed to move to Japan just to find out it doesn't change anything. But then again I doubt OP's seriously depressed or something though.

no you dont want too
youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

Host bars aren't that common; a lot more Japanese women date than go to them. Not saying you'll be showered in panties the moment you step out of the airport but it's easier to trick one girl into thinking you're not a worthless loser

gaijins pls help our cakes.

(´;ω;`)

to be fair she wouldn't stand out in harajuku

>japanese women are cu-

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not japanese, that's a sea monkey

that's Chinese woman and cherry picking.
Most of women in the world are meh or below looking.

i just can't stand when she removes the fake bridge of the nose

so what's stopping you
you live like 2 hours away by plane or not
just do it

>Japan in the 90's was 10 times better, cleaner and more organized than my country is today and probably will ever be

oof that was a depressing watch

based Abe, helping even other nations raise birth rate

You can have a japanese gf and japanese friends in the future once gene-editing becomes the norm.

Kawaii

>you heard right doc, I'd like the kid to be Japanese

imagine thinking going to japan would fix your depression

first for /balt/

Japan sounds like a terrible place to live
tiny houses, cramped subways, society is very strict and everybody is overworked
rural Japan might be cool I don't know but from a documentary I saw it looks terrible

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>DUUUDE DAS NO JAPDOGNESE DIS CHINKANOOS OR GOOKANES
MAN WE WUZ BEUTIFUR N SHITE
You all look the same, and all of you are ugly as hell

okay.

I don't obsession with race unlike you.
I just said the truth.

>Be Japanese
>live in a cool cyberpunk city
>be sorounded by respectful and nice people
>public transportation works amazing
>live in a tiny comfy apartment but you don't care because the size of your apartment has nothing to do with happines in your life
>have a qt shy Japanese gf who loves you
>die at the age of 45 from overworking lifestyle so you don't have to see your body slowly fades and the contry & it's economy falling apart from the amount of old people and only few young people to support and pay the gov for them

10/10 would live in Japan

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Whats in Japan for you really?

What youre saying is just "I want everything that makes me happy" but only in Japan.
Why Japanese frens? Why work in Japan specifically?

Typical delusional loser who thinks his life will change if he moves abroad. A depressed sad loser at home will still be a sad depressed loser abroad.

Alright, just because you're a fellow sickcunt, I'll level with you. I also want to move over there, but in my case it's because I already have a bunch of friends living in Tokyo (despite what people here say, it's not any harder than usual to make Japanese friends). Just come up with a plan to move there and stick to it. Save money, learn the language. Eventually, go over to teach English and then, while you're over there, apply for every other job you can possibly find (ideally in your preferred field) to get out of the shitty teaching system.
Honestly though, your biggest problem is going to be overcoming that attitude. Raging out like a fucking autist isn't going to get you anywhere. Set goals and put in the work to get there, user. Don't worry, we'll both be over there having fun one day so it'll be worth it in the end.

Just wanted to add that is 100% correct. You won't magically turn into a chad in Japan. But, in my experience, it's easier to talk to Japanese people (in English or Japanese). I just feel less concerned about saying the wrong thing or otherwise being awkward. It might just be a placebo or maybe it's just me. Regardless, don't expect to be Mr Charisma as soon as you land. Make sure to incorporate some self improvement in your plan to get over there. Eat well, work out, etc. You'll feel better and you'll also increase your chances of getting that cute Japanese gf.

False. This is true: I worked in the Philippines for a few weeks with locals and I was happier and much less autistic.
I really want to live abroad now, for a year or 2. Preferably Japan as OP desu

I hope I can do that one day

It's not as nice as anime makes it out to be

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Japanese gf are overrated,I guess.

t.Japanese girl

>low confidence Jap girl that speaks English

You are every weebs dream desu

I miss the good old Imperial Japan now they're weebs island

if you live in Queensland you probable can find one.

>low confidence Jap girl that speaks English
And has a feminine penis in her panties.

you overrate western gf

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That sounds wonderful, relationships have become obsolete. People are trained to be professional boyfriends.