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need bit titty goth latex gf

Lick my tits.

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>whisker is pissing me right off as of late

Why am I pissing you off? I haven't been here since New Years you cretin

I served drinks to a crown council of 13. Nothing goes on, it's just old rich farts talking about their business ventures. Jow Forums is damaged.

>justeat wont deliver for another 45 minutes

reeeeeeeeeeee

did french for 3 years in school and I'm doing advanced french at uni now as a minor but I'm still terrible at it and hate speaking to anyone

you should get a lobotomy and physically remove this knowledge of european languages from your brain.
Brexit means Brexit.

those aren't slags

Trinity Of Globalist Control:

City of London Corporation – Financial power centre, established in 1067

District of Columbia – Military power centre, established in 1871

Vatican City – Religious power centre, sovereign in 1929

All three are separate states, completely independent of their respective countries.

low iq parents
have low iq kids
it's the CIRCLE OF LIFE

give her some valium

Wish I could understand French, don't want to speak it though.

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French
Was good at it too but dont remember any of it and dont think it was well taught

Just learning lists of words and basic phrases

Really make you think.

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phwoar that's hot when she is posing in a still photo. But just imagine her casually walking down the high street walking into a Tesco Express or a Home Bargains. She'll look like a right freak

french, german, spanish and had a year of latin and italian
failed all 5

Spanish 3-8, German 9, 10 and then I took German in uni too
don't remember a single thing of spanish have zero clue how I passed courses that I have literally no recollection of

Dad has a PhD, mum has a masters and I have a masters

want to balance this out with diversity? racist

want to balance anything else out with diversity? not racist

dont like this current permutation of reality

colonising the new world as scotland lads

want a serious relationship lads
*opens up tinder*
surely i'll find a respectable gf here

youtube.com/watch?v=r42A67TqBu0

when did you realise that african music was based

not slags but each and every one would get it from me
2,1,3,4

this is wrong tho stuff like gnoticism preaches the opposite - that laws imposed by nation states are arbitrary and the result of evil

wow... this is powerful

Tu es une chat
Meow meow meow

*stares pensively at the word reich*

and your little brother has brain damage

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>low iq parents
>have low iq kids
>it's the CIRCLE OF LIFE
low iq parents
have low iq kids
it's the CIRCLE OF LIFE

thanks for letting us know bro
anything else you wanna tell us about religion?

is this you?

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Why is the weekend so short

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im in debt 30k and shant be paying a penny
we wanderers

Imagining opening your YouTube, searching for your daily ASMR fix, and finding a family member doing it... would anneal myself.

not really just thought you should be aware that turning religions into a monolith of thought is incorrect

is it possible to convincingly lie about sexual encounters in the current year?

If anyone doubts you then you'd instantly be exposed.

"I had sex"
>oh nice once dude show us her tinder profile
umm haha it wasn't off tinder I just met her in the club haha
>oh nice one dude what's her name and I'll look her up on Facebook / instagram
umm haha I didn't even get her name haha I was too drunk we just went back and shagged haha also this is true of all the multiple women I've had sex with haha she goes to a different school and it was on holiday you don't know her haha

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More of a Tinky Winky man myself

How

feel like this whole 5:2 ratio is off if you know what I mean
4:3 would be better

yanks dehors

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un*

Paying off the student loan to the tune of £27 a month

angel

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Where else are you supposed to find a respectable gf? the pub?

sunday afternoons are excruciating for me because I feel like I'm already at toil
'berg has got me by the fucking balls lads

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sucking a golf ball

just say she goes to another school you literal child

what massive virgin recorded this?

The so-called two day weekend is really just one day free, and one day of pre-toil nervetoil

whats that red eye

Not English so I don’t hAve to worry about this

Just wanna spend all my free time alone watching movies and playing games. Can’t be arsed with dating or family stuff.

at the point in my life where I would do anything for a 3/10 who wasn't fat

honestly if you're even asking this then no
just no one asks this much info and you're obviously a virgin

look at those milkers

ironic since you just turned gnosticism, by definition just a loose collection of apocryphal teachings, into a monolith of thought.

yeah but who actually talks like that?

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One night stands exist where you dont get their names but if thats all your resumé people will start asking questions or just take pity you've never had a relationship

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I suspect photoshop.

just because i exposed your stupidity doesnt mean you need to throw shitty memes at me. grow up and engage that pea-brain of yours instead of feeling bitter. dickhead.

Where are you supposed to find a respectable woman these days? How many young women have used or still use dating apps or been to uni where they’ve slept with at least three men? With this summation we can conclude that all women are whores.

would you lads work 4 days a week if they were 10 hour days
for me the answer is yes

Aha was in the last bloody thread wasn't I
What am I like

neehow

Anyone watched The Fix on Netflix? It's Jimmy Carr doing a panel show in America.
Never realised how shit American humour is until I watched that.

You're not well Louis

cope

dont care

literal

any mason in?

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Why are women’s standards so much higher than men’s. Even ugly women seem to demand a lot.

Absolute unit that lad

>religion
>gnosticism
>philosophy

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I agree, I don't mind going back to work after bank holidays because I feel I've had enough time to have a bit of fun

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You need love not money
Can't expect to live in a land of milk and honey

Reckon the best place on earth is being upper-middle class in London

Any poorer and it’s grim, any richer and money is meaningless.

have you ever had a relationship longer than a year?

because mens standards are lower

got an A in spanish GCSE

vivo en el cine con mis amigos por favor

...

clubs
bars
uni
libraries
work
friends of friends
etc

why are you so focussed on dating apps? are you seriously that blinkered by your own stupidity? fucking hell mate.

Trial and error.
Lots of the good women here get married fairly young around 21-23 tho

incorrect lmao, you are not a gnostic if you do not believe matter is evil and the demiurge is the cause of that

sucking me knob

Indonesian in primary school and Japanese in high school.
Don't remember a lick of either, should have paid more attention in japanese as in the last few years I've become a bit of a weab.