/smg/ - Stock Market General - TSLA shorts slapped

what does your portfolio look like right now? I think you have TSLA, AMD and do you have IQ? what else? bought desert land yet?

Things are going to look the same. If you think AMD is going to rocket up without any stops, then you made the right call. I think earnings is going to be a speed bump.

AMD 50%+
TSLA 350 CALLS JULY 6 (20%)
CASH (20%)
AMD 22 CALLS 2019 (small %, going to be $2000 soon, did 1/3rd today)

I hope you all die slow painful deaths

I'm not expecting a desert land ROI for years and years, no reason to buy and park money in it right now. Plus the more continuous land you buy the btter.

>Telsa Shorts Slapped
but telsa is down 5% today senpai

Feel the same. Continuing to load up on Jan 19 AMD puts.

>Day 2 day thinking
The day 2 day market is extremely low IQ. You should never look at it.

Why would you want puts on AMD?

I feel like this thread is full of animals with keyboards at their paws typing rnadom shit

Hedge, leaps hold value.

>hedge
I'm still skeptical of this concept.

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We might see confirmation FUN trend reversal in 11ish days

Atleast it finally climbed back up to its strong support @ 420
If trend reversal is confrimes expect FUN go to 650!
Buy FUN!

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Ooops

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Tomorrow is probably going to be a bloodbath you're probably fine.

What program do you use to make these incomprehensible charts?

What's a good Price to sell NVCN?

You are hosed tommorow, OTM shit is such a waste. Just hodl I guess for it to clear up.

$9.90

Buy redhat.

fuck IQ is rank number 3 on IBD

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>you are hosed tomorrow
I want to buy more tomorrow.

1/3rd today
1/3rd friday
1/3rd monday

$2000 into $22 jan 19 AMD calls.

I expect a bounce at the opening. that is when I will be domping.

make you check the greek omega phi theta bro before you sell. Get out your calculator like a s o y boy. Make sure the Gamma index is proper.

Imagine being low IQ and having to use greek bullshit calculators for your option trade.

but the time decay function.

who gives a fuck, seriously on X date you buy at Y price, that's it. Fucking low IQ nerds.

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HMNY

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> brainlets that don't know what choice is worth
the absolute state of biz

imagine getting into investing at the peak of a bull market and making year long bets on unhampered prosperity.

This is not the state of Jow Forums this is the state of lolq. He is the only person this retarded, or at least to this scale.

27 year old boomer here

There was an user who posted a pie chart of his investments, I believe he went by "dividend bro".

Anyone have the last pie chart he posted? It was like 2 weeks ago and I lost the image.

He mentioned he had been putting more money into his account and has reached like 100k through deposits and dividends.

Okay, I've processed enough information to continue with the call buying. I might stop at 1600 or so though.

I've posted all my trades and thoughts in the thread for criticism. I'm transparent. $2000 into AMD $22 calls for 2019 is my latest trade, 1/3rd executed so far.

I've explained the reasoning enough for someone HIGH IQ to process.

If you're interested in dividends, look at T. Its trading at 6.5% yield right now. The stock might even see a rise (though outlook is mixed) when people realize the Time Warner buy was actually a good deal as Comcast is going to make sure Disney ponies up big money for Fox.

I used to find you annoying, but now I just find you funny. Although nobody here,uself included will ever have any respect or recognize anything you do because you refuse to screencap your portfolio like everybody else here who talks big does. Anybody can write a list of trades out and claim that's what they are invested in, but until you actually prove the money is invested, your iq will always be room temp.

Have like $6k I want to grow a little but might use it for schooling also, so I want to put it into a fund and not just a few stocks. Which funds do you guys recommend? People have said vanguard but I haven't checked any out yet

At&t?

>this response
You guys should be saying thank you for me posting my trades in here. I'm giving you access to high IQ high cognitive capacity trades. Even if you lack the cognitive capacity to replicate or have confidence in following.

Yes.

>IQ so low he doesn't know how to screen cap.
Look I'll post mine, lost a lot of money today and only have about $900 because I'm a poorfag. See how easy that was. Now it's your turn.

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Also.

Just because I don't study how options trading works doesn't mean I can't use it to make money. The market value of the call is already set. I bought it at market value on a down day, that's all. When AMD goes up, I will make money. It's that simple.

Greek values and stuff would be a waste of my processing power and I'm pretty sure I already intuitively understood all of the time related factors without needing such calculators or guides.

The OTM tsla call worked out fine. So this AMD one should be fine.

>gone for ONE fucking day
> $IQ down 10%
>forgot to resubmit trailing stop loss orders this morning

Fucking kill me. What's the general sentiment rn? I bought at 50 shares at $40.50 so I'm down a bit. We expecting a bounce, sideways, downtrend etc tommorow?

You realize that most platforms literally draw the curves on option plays for you so you can see what your likelyhood of profit is by expiration. You are sitting on options more than one standard deviation from normal volatility, so you have an less than a 15 percent chance your options will be in the money at expiration. Untill they become in the money they will slowly decay to be worth nothing every day.

You make me feel high IQ
Ty
Me use TradingView with lots of custom secret expensive indicators ne haf suck alot of penor fir

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Do you take hormones kneepad?

Jim Cramer just blessed IQ on mad money so it could go up tomorrow.

You mean this confirms death.

This is just math bullshit. If I'm betting on AMD 40, then AMD 22 calls are weak. You are explaining something intutive, that 22 calls become worthless the less likely they are to be below the price of AMD.

Something tells me it's exactly how I intuitively understood but greek shit is for low IQ people who don't just get it.

Anyway, I will post the options once I execute them all, right now I only did 1/3rd of my calculated total.

"normal volatility" is a historical measure. AMD, a shit company historically, just hit technological gold. Black-Scholes is not a predictor of the future. If you think your intuition will beat a random walk, it's not bad to bet as long as you only risk a tolerable amount. The odds are stacked though. AMD guy should go into it knowing that.

Ok /smg/ I'm cutting myself off. No more buying options till the ones I have now either expire or sell for value. I've bought stupid shit way to much, then my smart plays are only enough to break even. No more.

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probably, lots of people listen to him.

This is more the reaction I was expecting from the thread. That it was very high risk and therefore stupid. Not that it was fundamentally wrong if I thought AMD would hit 40.

for once i agree with you. people trying to make it more complicated than it really is.

if you think it's going up. BUY CALLS.

Well it depends how much. I wanted to be risk free in the process of hitting +400% for a 12 month period of investing so I only went with 22 calls.

i might throw on a few hundred in 32 calls for lulz though.

You aren't going to be able to post them because they are going to expire worthless.

;_; no
Its terrible
Me no ask for this

That's the attitude.

AMD is worthless. The calls are stupid. Crash it tomorrow

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Spent the month fucking around with different types of spreads/strategies to understand how options work more in-depth.

Just want to verify if what I did is remotely sound mathematically (if it's a good idea is up to debate).

Sell 3 GPRO 5.5 put at 0.07 each
Buy 3 GPRO 6.5 put at 0.34 each
Buy 3 GPRO 7.0 put at 0.61 each
Buy 3 GPRO 6.5 call at 0.54 each
Buy 3 GPRO 7.0 call at 0.31 each
Sell 3 GPRO 8.0 call at 0.08 each

Both buy puts place me at $285
Both buy calls place me at $255
Both sells place me at -$45
So my premium paid is $495

If GPRO never moves from 6.75 I will earn $150 combined from both 6.50 put and 7.00 call for a max loss of $345.

In return if I close my position .85 or further in either direction I'm in the green and infinitely so as it goes up/down.

Maybe when you get rich off of SPY puts you can buy them and complete your transformation.

Can someone post the angry GBR wojak?

The fucking retard TSLA sabotager email chain is out

jalopnik.com/heres-the-wild-email-exchange-between-teslas-alleged-sa-1827017800

You can see the guy is full of shit in it. Complaining about "waste" on a multi-billion product rollout and insulting Elon musk

the reply by elon calling him a horrible person is pretty justified.

Please, I may need this in the next couple of days.

Is there an open market on the dark web for 'insider information'?

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It's all theatre. Nothing better could've happened for TSLA. They now have an excuse for failing Q2.

just post it here

we won’t tell on you

lol

>leak bad fake stories to the press for months
>cause more bad press with the shitstorm lawsuit news as the stock is hitting highs
That makes sense.

Think about it. What happens if they miss Q2 if this story didn't happen?
>360 -> 400 -> 280
What happens now?
360 -> 330 -> 300
The public perception has changed. This buys them more time.

Also
>leak bad fake stories to the press for months
This is exactly the intended effect. Now the stories are "fake". Forget the VIN registrations. Forget that the leaks came from plants this guy didn't work at. Now they are fake and from saboteurs.

you guys are too paranoid. If it was some Bog level plan then fuck yes hope it works. I take it at face value that it was a plant saboting tesla.

$400 by July 6.

Has TSLA missed on earnings? How are the reactions AH? Do they pump or dump 20% like a lot of companies around earnings?

Warning to CGC/WEED holders. Daily RSI is at 78 and your first support level is at $39 (CAN). Trailing stop loss this thing or be justed.

earnings aren't till 8/1

I just meant on previous earnings. Has there been huge increases or decreases on misses or beats?

Dont buy gopro options, very low liquidity. you wont get fills very timely

Bit unclear. TSLA earnings isn't the big Q2 date. TSLA promising they would be able to deliver 5k vehecles/wk by the end of the month is the big date. The best estimates right now put them at averaging 2k/wk with 3.5k peak a single week.

yep, I'm bullish on this. I don't want to touch tesla after july.

But that jump to 1.47 AH though. We better not need this. I bought 500 shares.

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Kek
If anything me would testosterone & HGH

end of week pump tomorrow

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t. didnt buy at $1
t. brainlet

>implying you don't love the cock.

As long as it takes micron above 60, I held my calls like a retard.

Don't ruin my fantasy kneepad, I thought you would take hormones to transition to a female and then I would marry you. What the fuck is this testosterone nonsense you are talking. I hope you misspelled estrogen.

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his name is hi IV now as far as im concerned.
dumbass nigga aint even no greeks an shieeet

kek
theres a reason the traps all call u guys "chasers"

was just trying to tell my buddy this. he looked at me like i had three heads when i told him i got my short sight on weed.

We'll see about that. It's been a red day for me every day of the week this week. Last Friday was a hell of a fluke. Tomorrow would be the fifth motherfucking red day in a row.

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ah, the pleasures of being trans! everyone in the world thinks you shouldnt exist or should be dead

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272 SPY tomorrow

////RELUCTANT//// kneepad girl
me no need estrogen.... ;_;

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user delivers

ty

putting $1000 on FB during the dip was easily the best decision of my life

who else success story here

Once I get my lambo at least consider taking estrogen, that's all I ask. You can be my trophy trap.

>It's been a red day for me every day of the week this week
thats because its been a red week for almost everything and fucking no one noticed because tech was fine. im convinced the market is not only not efficient or rational, but also retarded too

i bet
i dont get the whole stink desu (other than this pisspoor optics by the loud ones), but then i was on /b/ as a kid so im probably just fucking desensitized to everything.

it does seem like the bar has been dramatically lowered due to the way the "slacktivists" have tried to make everyone involved somehow (which is obviously retarded as its a fucking personal thing). i feel the traps of old used to try a lot harder desu

wtf do i know?