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>500 miles of coastline, 350 of which belong to Essex
>what are you waiting for????

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Yay! Go China!

are you me

good lad! now marry a fat girl and have babies!

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what makes russians so fucking beautiful, lads?

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Southend Pier is a major landmark in Southend-on-Sea. Extending 1.34 miles (2.16 km) into the Thames Estuary, it is the longest pleasure pier in the world.

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same but >100k/year, and i own my own home

>middle class move to area
>house prices skyrocket after a few years
>sell up and buy somewhere cheaper
>???
>profit

fact: at one point in history, you were the youngest person in the world

they are what is known as "thick"