BUSINESS PLAN

hey friends listen,

what if i attach weels on knee pads,
so people can slide down from hills like skateboard.

i checked Ebay and no results! haha what do you think Jow Forums?

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yeah and call it prayboard

Sounds like something I'd do if I was a kid again. Sounds like you need to make a prototype.

I think you need to draw up schematics then contact an engineer to make it.

I’d put a third wheel strapped to the forehead for killer downhill action.

lawfag here. the eventual product liability lawsuit will lead your company into insolvency. i wouldn't touch your product with a ten foot pole. good luck trying to find a willing manufacturer

I love the idea user!
You could very easily just slide down on your wheeled kneepads directly onto dicks.
Just sucking them as you slide.
You'll make so much money user.
Just sliding and sucking, sucking and sliding.
You fucking faggot

Great idea. I would invest in this.

knee rollerblades
are you fucking kidding?

call it 'mobile blowjob wheelie kneelies'

this

holy shit, I dreamed about this last night, better not pass this up OP

knee rollers AND hand rollers for 4 limb rolling action!

ooo yes this

>not having wheels on your dick

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Underrated af

I'm an engineer, (machinist) i can help ya

Sometimes people are funny
Sometimes they're faggots like OP

You could even suck dicks off guys while they're riding bicycles.
Imagine how much money you could make at the tour de france and you get to see the whole country.

so how do you stop when you roll down a hill with 60 km/h?

just wrap around a tree?

you also need breaks

A whole cornucopia of dicks obviously

Been done Hamish and andy tv show some nerd already has been doing this shiet looks autistic

If your on your knees you might as well roll down on all fours