/brit/

He's just hanging around being Pakistani and wearing his dress.

in the bin

Yes I'm gay and was relentlessly bullied for it

with 190
where's 190

Wish this was me

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there is no difference between a vagina penetrated once by sixty different cocks and one penetrated sixty times by the same cock

Fucking hell, has anyone here suffered this? Going to see the doctor on Tuesday as I've had what I reckon is this now for a couple of weeks. Never known head pain like it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache

probably asleep, the lazy neet

hopefully in prison for being a sex offender pedo

did you pop round to /britfeel/ to see if (s)he is there?

Mad how smart some humans are, about 5% of humanity is responsible for everything we take advantage of today, clean running water, electricity on demand, miniman death due to disease etc, while the other 95% have provided nothing to this earth apart from manual labour

Insane innit really

janny is too busy with his high earning career to take some time to smite a poor early thread poster such as i

>there is no difference between a vagina penetrated once by sixty different cocks and one penetrated sixty times by the same cock

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yeh and we;re all in the latter

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interesting

The brain may be regarded as a kind of parasite of the organism, a pensioner, as it were, who dwells with the body: and leisure, that is, the time one has for the free enjoyment of one’s consciousness or individuality, is the fruit or produce of the rest of existence, which is in general only labor and effort. But what does most people’s leisure yield?—boredom and dullness; except, of course, when it is occupied with sensual pleasure or folly. How little such leisure is worth may be seen in the way in which it is spent: and, as Ariosto observes, how miserable are the idle hours of ignorant men!—ozio lungo d’uomini ignoranti. Ordinary people think merely how they shall spend their time; a man of any talent tries to use it. The reason why people of limited intellect are apt to be bored is that their intellect is absolutely nothing more than the means by which the motive power of the will is put into force: and whenever there is nothing particular to set the will in motion, it rests, and their intellect takes a holiday, because, equally with the will, it requires something external to bring it into play. The result is an awful stagnation of whatever power a man has—in a word, boredom. To counteract this miserable feeling, men run to trivialities which please for the moment they are taken up, hoping thus to engage the will in order to rouse it to action, and so set the intellect in motion; for it is the latter which has to give effect to these motives of the will. Compared with real and natural motives, these are but as paper money to coin; for their value is only arbitrary—card games and the like, which have been invented for this very purpose. And if there is nothing else to be done, a man will twirl his thumbs or beat the devil’s tattoo; or a cigar may be a welcome substitute for exercising his brains.

How is he so based?

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don't fucking bully her, she is fucking innocent you scumbags

>life is hard, man
>*earns $5m a year*

Put your trip back on Moni, you dress wearing Pakistani bloke!

self confessed nonce lol

out and out GAGGING for a nandos

haha

Moni is a sex offending Pakistani man.

niggard

My life is a fucking disaster. Can only see suicide as a solution.

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wash your penis jeff

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*Flashback* to when I was drunk friday night yelling niggardly and saying it's not rascist it's a real word

bit of a pleonasm that

510k xp today on Runescape

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Come to East Anglia.

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SHE is a WOMAN and SHE is fucking INNOCENT you PIECES OF SHIT

Put your faith in the Lord

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wasted another weekend lads x

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Honestly think what you know by two door cinema club is the best song ever written

got techno, drugs and /brit/ up
back to the good old days

wud like to waste my weekend with leftie

Deano puts M-series badges and footwell carpets on his normal 3-series

remember this ledge haha
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Berry berry smelly

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same lad, literally stayed at home the entire weekend

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nah haha but i remember moni, god she's such a fucking legend

wat the fuck is stick on m seeries badge about? I don't understand anyone whoknows about cars knows ur fucking shitty 2 exhaust pipe 3 series isn't an m3 and surely the people who know so little about cars as to not be able to tell the difference between a coupe and sports car wouldn't care if you have an m sticker or not

esquire.com/uk/

>The excruciating pain is said to be one of the worst known to medical science. Indeed, female sufferers have described each attack as being more painful than childbirth. It is thought that the condition may be caused by a malfunction of the hypothalamus, which is the brain region that controls the body clock.

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the irish are inherently inferior to the british

The court has a different opinion of him.

He's just a Pakistani bloke in a dress and he's so over here.

watched 10 seconds, fucking awful

Quit /brit/. 90% of the (low IQ) mongs here are incapable of finding a middle ground between being here and the real world.

>nah, fuck socializing and doing things, i'd rather be here and post poo and pee and the same buzzwords and talking posts i've been doing so for the last 6 years haha

fucking HELL

Relatively speaking we Irish have achieved more than the Brits

How to turn your life around in 3 easy steps:

1. Learn to be a normal human(shower daily, groom, exercise, eat well, good sleep schedule etc)
2. Learn to drive and various other mandatory skills for any adult
3. Go on codeacademy and learn to program, use said skills to get a job

Could literally have a normal life within a year, but most of you will sit here and complain

He's just a sex offending Pakistani bloke in a dress.

Honest opinion of Banksy?

forgot to turn the oven on at the switch lads
this is a catastrophic error

i've just invented a computer

Nah mate, I consider myself pretty Deano and I drive a golf GTI. Beemers are overrated.

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already do those 3 things but still loser, what next?

the fucking mental gymnastics. this woman is making mockery out of the religion

what's a computer

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watching the first season of scrubs and feeling nostalgic for the year 2001 again

The racist, biased UK justice system can call her what it wants, she has done NOTHING wrong and there is no proof

>programming
>normal life
aha no
programming is for freaks

fucking hate snitches me

0.5 stop visiting 4chins.

any nonce busting videos?

really?

a

FUCKING WHO, YOU LITTLE CUNT??????

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>How to turn your life around in 3 easy steps:

>1. Learn to be a normal human(shower daily, groom, exercise, eat well, good sleep schedule etc)
>2. Learn to drive and various other mandatory skills for any adult
>3. Go on codeacademy and learn to program, use said skills to get a job

>Could literally have a normal life within a year, but most of you will sit here and complain

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>first full week back at work after christmas

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In theory, almost none of you is the same as it was a year ago. Constantly shedding old material and cycling through new cells. Given that new cells have to be produced somehow, I wonder if the raw material you take in directly correlates with the outcome of new cell production? What about the environment around you and the toxins it exposes you to?

>Programming

Nope, most people in that field are autistic as fuck and probably are already posting here.

If you want a really normal life and become a true Deano, get into recruitment.

g00dp0st

>my turn to clean the kitchen

time to load up an episode of cum town and get the marigolds on lads

He's just a sex offending Pakistani man in a dress.

got called racist in greggs

t. Owner of that Microsoft tablet

why does he look like an apprentice candidate

Wheel of Fortune

N _ G G E R S

Hint: They annoy you.

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Lads
What exercises do I need to achieve this body?

I'm currently skinnyfat

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tell us what happened lad

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lol no programming is now infested with the same normie tarqs that have all transferred over from finance now that big tech is where the money is

do people seriously not remember dapper laughs?

fuck this is what it's like to feel old