I'm in Paris since three days

I got scammed by a taxi driver, there are gypsies everywhere, a woman in the street wanted me to play a game but I figured it was a scam so I ran away
The Eiffel Tower is closed for some reason (related to terrorism I think), no one speaks anything but French, there's dog poop everywhere
Now for the bright side I've seen many pretty girls, a mime was performing which is cool I guess, and the food smells amazing, I've already tasted macarons, crepes and croissans
I plan on going to the louvre museum, what am I in for ?

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also the food is overpriced
It's like 14$ for a Big Mac

What do they call a bigmac in paris

grand proxénète

Use Uber in Paris it works great. Louvre is pretty big it'll take a day just for that. Notre dame is cool and Mont martre too. But there will be some niggers trying to sell you bracelets or stuff like that. Its all scam just say no and keep walking.

بيج ماك

Taxify is a bit cheaper and better in general.

The Louvre is great but it's huge, so you'd better plan what you want to see first, otherwise you'll waste your time trying to see it all and getting tired quickly.

le big mac

I've been here for two weeks, leaving in a few days. Stay away from the tourist trap museums and go to the stuff the tourists are uninterested in.

The Army Museum is a good example of one - no tourist wants to see french military stuff but there's tons of shit there

the Louvres is fantastic but you deserve all the bad things that happened to you, planning ahead is required to avoid tourist traps in the most tourist land of the tourist lands

the suburbs around france are more interesting

i spent twice as long in the auchan in maurepas as the musee luxembourg

paris is a shithole why did you come

I liked it though :3 I felt kinda insecure at the metro at night but the city is nice

I went in November before the yellow vest stuff was really popping off. It was OK and I enjoyed my time but it's really just another big city with a Paris theme stapled on top of it once you're done with the museums you want to see.

I saw the army museum back in 2008 (when there was a trash worker strike ajajaja).

>I plan on going to the louvre museum, what am I in for ?
More Asians than you've ever seen in one place before.

Paris is complete shit.
Go take a look at the Mucha exhibition at the Musée du Luxembourg though, it's great.

Le bigmac

>I plan on going to the louvre museum, what am I in for ?

selfie with the Mona Lisa
that's your tier

>mfw this masterpiece is right behind it but nobody cares because of the memea lisa

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