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>Bringing lunch to work is bad

Which absolute fat fuck is saying this? Guarantee he eats absolute dirt as well.

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Fuck off, Ivor

Paul Bohill?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.

You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but the slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.

"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."

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SUPERIOR

want a job in a warehouse

>Only learned about the Porto-Briton alliance a few days ago
>wtf I will fight to the death for my Portuguese brothers now

dad bought me an Amazon® Firestick and £100 worth of Netflix vouchers for chrimbo but I haven't used them

not interested in television programs; they're too slow and boring and when I watch them I just cannot bring myself to care

also in order to use the Netflix vouchers I'd have to set up an account with my debit card and set up a monthly subscription. Even though I wouldn't have to pay any money for months, the fact that I have to sign up creates an inconvenience for me down the line where I have to call up their call centre and speak to some Netflix Pajeet in the retentions dept for 10 minutes while he tries to convince me not to cancel

feel bad because my dad spent that money on me and he loved me and he'll ask me if I've used them when I next see him and I don't want to lie to him

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Quintessential Americana

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Yeah whatever mate, I'll take a cappucino with cream

Best Kylie songs:

Confide In Me - youtube.com/watch?v=WSFDCmmsqEI

Slow - youtube.com/watch?v=Omrp4QR_Rpo

Come Into My World - youtube.com/watch?v=63vqob-MljQ

I Believe In You - youtube.com/watch?v=HZp2bk4YHFY

Can't Get You Out Of My Head - youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE

I do like a meal deal every now and again has to be said

dubs decide what I get from chippy

Can't think of anything more infuriating than the thought of these wannabe-police officers using their btec level understanding of the law to tell me they have the right to enter my house and take my fridge

mate, give one argument.

like I said, it's common in international diplomacy to partake in the nation's culture. A moment of respect for the Western Wall is a big part of Israeli culture so of course Trump would do it on his diplomatic visit to Israel. I don't see how this makes Trump a bad President

Communism isn't left-wing.

OH SHI-

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youtube.com/watch?v=MFhVXlqCQd4

pengdon doing a watch

Tesco southern fried chicken wrap> triple all day breakfast>>>>>>>>>any other gay boy meal deal

>vouchers
I appreciate the thought but just give me money

>no love at first sight

pleb

indeterminate puck of gristle

how delusional can one man be

Cancelling your Netflix account ONLINE
Sign in to Netflix.
Click on the downward arrow at the top right corner of the page, next to your profile name.
Select the 'Account' section.
Under 'Membership and billing' click the grey 'cancel membership' box.
Next click 'Finish cancellation' to confirm you want to cancel.

jabroni

well Paulus had written to Hitler asking to retreat before they were completely encircled and Hitler responded by promoting him to Field Marshal. Essentially sentencing him and a hundred thousand men to death

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How does £100 of Netflix vouchers even work? Do you mean you get like 100 months of Netflix? Assuming it's roughly £10 a month

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You're either a skanger or a kid.

some irony in this post

t. seething debtor

incredibly cringe

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>Dude the muslims
The yanks are the reason they are displaced and migrating here anyway. What the fuck do you mean? The excuse for them to move to the West could not exist because of US foreign policy

in 2017 we had something like 4 Islamic terror attacks. Wouldn't really call it delusional to point out problem

poo

battered sausage

I'm not fat and i eat well, which is why oi don't bring shit bag lunches to work like a ten year old from a council house.

Post Meal deals.

>Hosin duck wrap
>McCoy's flame grilled steak
>Naked smoothie

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None whatsoever in this context of this conversation. Excuse my flag switch, I'm on my mobile quickly.

Not top 5 for me.
Top 10 though.

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Fuck off povvo.

>100 months

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I am quite literally the only American on /brit/ right now. Feels exhilarating

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The firestick is actually pretty good. Even if you don't watch the movies or TV shows just use it to mirror stuff from your phone to your TV. That's what I do with my BT Sport on my mobile.

Large chips, Large cod, 10 nuggets, savaloy, pickled onions, curry sauce

grow up you spastic

Well yeah but that's war. He stained their history which from Hitlers pov as i said, you can see why he'd say that
Not just because he disliked Hitler but surely if he was patriotic he'd have done it

Gross.

oh not swearing!!!!

Leave voters were simply gormless little pawns, helpless against the manipulation of Putin, Sargon of Akkad, the Daily Express and the Daily Mail.

Remain voters voted entirely out of conviction and courage. They made up their OWN minds. They supported the views of the Prime Minister, the vast majority of parliament, Obama, Merkel, Hollande, the Clintons, the BBC, the NHS, the EU, the IMF, NATO, every celebrity on TV, every comedian, every actor, every university, every bank, every economist, every trade union, every multinational corporation, the Guardian, the Times, the Independent, the Evening Standard, Airbus, Microsoft, Amazon, Facebook, Tesco, BP, BMW, Easyjet, George Soros, Gary Lineker - but there was no manipulation from this side.

love your contributions to the thread xx never stop bruv

Hitler was a virgin freak

Clearly a typo but whatever

Looooooooooooool

breakfast roll from the deli, can of coke and a yorkie

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describe your average lunch at work

why are white people so racist?

had one today

>southern fried chicken pasta
>sensations that sweet chilli crisps
>orange lucozade

bang tidy

isn't it like 5am in america now

Hitler had bad vibes

It wasn't 'just war' it was a bad decision on Hitlers part he essentially abandoned all these men rather than let them retreat against an enemy he deemed inferior

>grow up you spastic
Kid it is.

good post

Don't bruv me. I'm not a nigger.

oh god rorke is FREAKING OUT again jesus christ, 5th time today

The Ethiopian is a yank really

Depends entirely where we go of course.

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I aint no Muslim, bruv

I have never had a girlfriend

Gonna order a ruby lads.

What we all feeling??

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you are every bit as delusional
a few nutters killed some people here and yeah that’s bad and Islamic terrorism is a problem but shootings and shit are a daily occurrence in America it hardly looks just fine to me

started noporn this year
might upgrade to nowank which normally wouldn't be too difficult but i've been exercising and taking supplements that increase testosterone so i'm horny as fuck all the time. this might drive me to get a gf for the first time in my life

Meal deals are fucking grim, especially from tesco
maybe cus i get one every day as i'm too lazy to prepare lunch the night before

Is that why he's such a shitty poster? Really makes you think

Sure you can't buy food at a gay brothel

Wow, good post. Love reading stuff like this when I come to a British culture general.

nigger

wait you mean all those people who called me bruv were actually calling me a nigger?

why didn't you tell us this sooner?

Yeah that's war faggot. He knew what he signed up for. He stained their military history as Hitler rightly alluded to. Whether Hitler fucked up and made a mistake is irrelevant to how it played out.

stop talking shite you retard

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ANNIBYNIAETH I GYMRU!

simultaneously creasing and painfully relating to this

white people are fucking pigs that should be exterminated