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meowing

on the buckfast

rooney is neck pilled

got some Danish kinotography lined up for this evening

Just threw up

anyone know any good prostitutes in london?

Hey bro, you got a cussin' permit?

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oh sheeit he goin to da BIG HOUSE boyyya

the London experience

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what the hell is wrong with london
we don't have anything like that up north
*has daughter turned into a kebab*

>ethics in gaming journalism
still makes me chuckle to this day

the side chick

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on the babysham

'gger

Good man
Bad man

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...looks you've messed with the wrong gamers....

ask your mother

would nob her purely on the basis she has children

Reminder to always beat down your spouses confidence

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yes officer its just down he-
DON'T REACH DONT YOU FUCKING DARE REACH DOWN
*pulls out gun and drags you out of the car window*

here we go

How do i know if im hard enough for the Royal Marines?

>I also have three children

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I regularly beat my wife of 3 years. I have stopped her seeing her friends, her family, and anyone else she associated with. Before the marriage, I couldn't hit the bitch, because she would have just left me. The first time I beat her was on our wedding night. The best part is, she can't afford a divorce, and is too run down by my beatings and constant insults to look for another man. Ah, the days of me doing any work are long over. She does everything for me. Fucking whore.

>Londoners attack Northerners
>Northerners attack Londoners
Meanwhile the Canterbury mandem sit back and pull all the strings

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if you need to ask pal...

the house that jack built is shamelessly pretentious shite but am enjoying it anyway haha

women just need a good yelling at

radcens are scum

Asking for a mate pal...

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incel

>police bad
no?

t. 30 year old basement dweller

>princess or royalty
Why did this fat nigger feel the need to write both? Why do mongs have to stuff in unnecessary words to add effect?

men just need a good yelling at

>mfw the Canterbury mandem moves to the tune of the Maidstone mafia

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simp

born in milton keynes
made in the royal mail

*willy twitches*

>Yvonne Victoria
She classy thats why

nah because she's a milf

We're all just lost confused animals

yanks getting roasted in the rooney /sp/ threads absolutely howling

can you give me the directions back to the human enclosure

t.virgin

Haha speak for yourself!

sue

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I wish I was like Pewdiepie and could just make money making stupid videos in my room

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>the Maidstone Mafia shake in fear at the mere mention of the Dover Nostra

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willys getting roasted in the rooney /brit/ threads absolutely howling

Anyone up for a scrap?

boggles the mind how he has 79 miliion people subscribed. e-celeb content is absolutely crap.

train to London will take you back to the zoo

An 18-year-old Saudi woman on her way to seek asylum in Australia is being held in an airport hotel in Bangkok, and says her family will kill her if she is forced back to Saudi Arabia.

Ms Alqunun is currently confined in a hotel inside the airport, watched by men she said were from the Saudi embassy and Kuwait Airlines.

"Because I've got nothing to lose I'm going now to share my real name and my all information," she tweeted.

"My name is Rahaf Mohammed Mutlaq Alqunun, and this is my picture.

"I'm afraid, my family WILL kill me."

Well would you let her into your country /brit/?

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Whats on the line? Better be more than just gay pride

>Canterbury
are you literally a pensioner?

freudian slip?

wish i was like any normal functional human who has moderate success at socialising and attracting the opposite sex

wahey

bit lewd

VERY good alum lads
You may have heard a few tracks from that famous ‘watering a flower’ video that invaded everyone’s suggestions a year ago

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White (non-hispanic)

Funny how the sour side comes out on the internet

ouch

this is the size of my willer

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I bet Felix posts here. Fuck you Felix, you manlet

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>freudian slip?
No such thing mate

what's BGM stand for, "Big Gay Man"? lmao

She can stay in my garage rent free

she pins her female fans down and gives them herpes by force

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>3 children

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arab thots get my cock hard

seen too many stories like this. she's gonna get sent back and forgotten like the ones before her
x

>MENTIONED

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no we're packed to the rafters here sorry

omg awesome games done quick :O

Only Scottish alcoholics drink that shit.

>address: bethesda
rooney lives in skyrim?

reminder that he's a 'berg

Discrimination against single mothers has to stop

is there anything better then taking over and finishing yourself off whilst the female sucks the balls and when you're about to climax you wack the pipe back into her mouth, cumming directly in it whilst she swallows and continues to suck?

The only thing that comes to mind is putting paprika on the chicken before roasting it

Fucking supermarket tier "uniform".

poor guy

she's kill
rip

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these are the people who call you an incel

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Rooney has peng eyes tbf

>and this is my picture
>my facial characteristics give me more rights than the other humans

yeah
when you're the boy doing the sucking owo

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he doesn't seem to like it here much, from what I've seen

i wonder about the person who took this pic

do you think he was also alone?

Do you even know what paprika's true purpose is, lad?

Look on adultwork.com

need a tanline gf

depends what did she do?