Why are americans so odd?

why are americans so odd?

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fat and stupid

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Why do euros hate bumper stickers so much?

Yeah, they're ugly and tacky, but who cares

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why are they so fat and stupid?

because we're athletic and intelligent

why is water wet
because thats just how americans are

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>disabled
lmao pretty brave for a cripple

>alpha males are back
cringe

shouldnt stickers on the back glass or whatever be illegal? they for sure hamper your vision.

it a way to show to everybody that you're low iq

we have these stickers too, like 10-20% of cars have some kind of them, the classic is a "t-34" sticker or some kind of epic tank

I've never seen a bumper sticker here, I'm not even sure its legal, just distracts your fellow drivers.

Are quakers like the only quasi-reliqious group of doofuses in the US with sensible political opinions?

>Get corporations off welfare
>War is not the answer
Like these two alone could massively improve the quality of life of the average american person

>when muslims maggots pray it looks like they are sending farts to allah the pig and farting in the faces of their infidel comrades to the rear

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obstructing vision isnt something to worry about

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I'm Australian and the first time I went to usa (LA) in 2001 I was shocked at how many people were flying american flags from their cars, driving with their tacky bumper stickers and selling american labelled crap on the street. Oh and also calling my dad 'sir'.

Why is your cunt so weird ?

>ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
please stop appropriating our culture

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>Jane: Call Home 1-800-HANOI
I think this is the first time I've ever laughed at a bumper sticker

ok that's pretty based desu

ottoman sultan's signature or atatürk's signature are pretty popular stickers here

As much as he has the right sentiment how come they're not arrested for this ?

It varies from state to state

drivinglaws.aaa.com/tag/windshield-stickers/

It varies from state to state

drivinglaws.aaa.com/tag/windshield-stickers/

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>That "disabled" logo
Holy shit

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who is going to stop them?

>Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Noice

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the gubernment!!!

Sharia patrol ?

What's wrong with loving our flag and being polite to strangers?

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It's kind of too much t bh. We love our flag too but in the USA its seems kind of an obsession.

Kind of the thing I'd expect in a middle eastern shithole with a tin-pot dictator to be fair

>ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
why the fuck do amerimutts like to use this phrase so much?
Why don't they just use their own language?

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What it means?

>What it means?
What are you, Russian ?
What does it mean*

lmao that pic

I will continue to use moldy labia and you can't stop me

Nothing wrong with a healthy obsession

Just because they do it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it.

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>he thinks english grammar exists

Cute.

>I'm Australian
Fuck off Kiwi.

>one lottery away from quitting my job
You can't seriously tell me this guy shows up to work in this car and doesn't get fired

Why would he get fired for that? It's a joke you fag.

If his job sucks, why don't he quit and seek a better one? Wasn't that the American way?

At some point employers will have to start questioning his mental health

Bro his employers are american too.

Ok I'm pretty jealous of this. I wanted to go to a conference organised by Geert wilders in London but it was cancelled

I have both though

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we only worry about disgruntled employees attacking the coworkers with firearms, not old people with bumper stickers.

t. work in an office

There are American states that don't require seatbelts, allow you to text while driving and don't have any form of vehicle inspection.

it means come and take it

>seatbelts
Federally illegal
>Texting while driving
Yeah some states
>Vehicle inspection
The only inspecting we do over here is emission testing, and that's every 2-4 years. Also it doesn't matter how damaged the thing may look, it'll pass if it passes emissions.

>calling my dad sir
there is nothing wrong with being polite

>Federally illegal
Are you sure? I thought New Hampshire allows for no seatbelts. And the feds don't enforce roadlaws. Weed is illegal too on a federal basis.

americans scare me
why are these guys so eager to kill

How generous.

It's a cultural thing. People here pretty much never use titles. Varies between countries ofc.

Weed is federally illegal too but some states legalized it

True but there's something antiquated about the word sir. Nobody in the UK uses that term.