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Tell us what happened lad

just try again at chinese new year

if you're rich London is one of the best places in the world to live

what'd they say lad?

Love bill and ted me but the second was never as good as the first

wahey fatty

barnet beat sheffield united lads, would ya believe it?

>turns on netflix
>watches Stranger Things
>discusses it with colleagues in the morning

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hairy fat hands wrote this post

Reckon the Irish-Americans are more Irish than the Southern Irish these days.

What are you co-workers like, lads?

Sit next to this autistic girl who drones on and on about really uninteresting facts and stories about her family, whenever she makes conversation. Never known someone to talk so much rubbish
It's got to the point where I don't even try to look interested 90% of the time and sometimes I just flat out ignore her

She also plays the same playlist on loop every single day of the week, and sings along in this whiny cat voice when toilberg isn't present which makes me want to punch the screen

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hurrrrdurrrrrr

genuinely nothing worth watching on netflix

It was The Great British Bakeoff at me last workplace. They did watch Theroux at one point though.

>not even one seal shows up
I demanded my money back

In France lads can prove it

a dreamer immigrant can still break through your $1,000 window and kill you with a crowbar

>Vauxhall bridge road
unironically know a few bods that live round there

Football clubs should be like listed buildings: a protected community asset that'll still be there for future generations in years to come. Football clubs are the heartbeat of local communities & must be protected & cherished. Club owners are custodians. Fans are the real owners.

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=qzGVlMGhKaE

love bbws

any spastic spoiled brats in

I was sitting on own and they come up to me and asked if I was there on my own, I said yes and they all started laughing at me. Then when they sat down they started shouting things like "loner" at me, "what's you got down, loner?", they started singing that song all by myself at me

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have an entirely materialist conception of reality desu

lol yanks are so stupid there is no crime in rich parts of london

Only the FA Cup could produce such a fairytale

pro tip : take your seroquel

no i have feminine skinny hands

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perusing Canada goose for a new jacket

is babbel any good for languages?

Anyone fancy playing words that follow?

ahahahahahaha billy no mates

never heard of it but i'm reading lingua latina and it's great

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every cunt in dublin is wearing a fake one, wouldn't bother

the acmpfu

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Post hands, then bp

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bandersnatch is arguably the greatest piece of media ever created

what type of curry should I order? nothing too spicy

in your world, i have no mates
in the cyber world, i am king

that feel when playing CHESS with DEATH

thats fucking atrocious lad, adolescents are just like that so i wouldnt think too much of it, lots of people eat in mcdonallds by themselves, i know since ive seen em and ive done it myself

you got us tho so you should cheer up :)

mine will be real

haha you fucking twat

>tfw more Irish than the Irish

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dunno I won on Friday evening and some sad act hacked the game

Lmao loads of people sit on their own in maccies, you should have just called them losers for choosing mcdonald's as a their big day out/hangout spot when most people just come there to get a quick bite to eat

Vindaloo

sue

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its garbage. I watched half and turned it off because of how banal it was

AH ! yes yes thank you ! I'm just pursuing a career on hacking because I get a metaphorical Boner while researching a system, and I get orgasms of Happiness when I finally break into the system 3:

spare us a tuppence would ya guvnor?

left is 3/10
right is 8/10

my condolences

have already spent £5k of my £9k christmas money/part early inheritance

>iPhone XS max (£1200)
>Moncler jacket (£800)
>2x fred perry jackets (£320)
>3x paul smith jeans (£390)
>multiple shoes (£700)
>1 week in barcelona (£1000)

...

is this 23andme?

What service lad?

mine said i was 100% saxon

youtube.com/watch?v=FlOEnCa-oZI

Based

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shut up you fucking pleb

woolrich > canada goose

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is true smoking a banana filters all the cyanide into your lungs and kills you instantly?

What the fuck

>waisting your inheritance like that

This is why poor people are poor

Yes, beta feature
23andme

weird isn't it?
youtube.com/watch?v=IPwzN6VXwBM

what shoes did you get lad

>tfw man door kicks you for your TV license

>1 week in barcelona (£1000)
wot da fock are you staying at an expensive hotel or something?

>british "education"

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oh wow I can choose what I have for breakfast!
Oh wow I make a choice with meaning and then it makes me do it again for making the wrong one!

this nigga walking around with a blanket on him LMAO

very good goy. you are a worthless human if you don't have the latest things™

still shag more birds than you in my cheap clothes

ironic racism is still racism

out of wine
on to the whiskey

you rate fjallraven?
i went to the store in vancouver, spat in their face and left.

the gf has been watching Derry Girls on the 'flix lads

when you think about what anders brevik did was very skillfull. muslims wish they could pull off attacks that good

Threedom ain't three

why are the english so bad at english?

consumerist freak

Lads what would be the ideal war?

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pics

so fucking jarring
someone i work with who speaks on the phone does this