You're not a loser are you user?
Total Loser Bingo
Adam Gutierrez
Aiden Martinez
nigga I'm so bad at life you need to make a new special board for my failures because you are a normie for me if you only have those problems
Elijah Morgan
What's the point of going to a funeral? The person is dead already.
Cooper Reyes
dunno maybe
Asher Wood
t. loser
Nolan Sanchez
based
Thomas Harris
>interested in tabletop or roleplaying
>barely interacts with family
>has watched gore videos in his free time
Are the only ones that don't apply to me.
So I'd basically get like 5 bingos in this.
Thomas Miller
epic here's mine
t. OP
Carter Lopez
>racist
>edgy humour
>undemocratic/extremist ideology
these really don't fit in with the rest. these can apply to literally anyone, successful or unsuccessful, and what counts as "racist, edgy or extreme" really depends on which country you're in.
Gavin Young
Bentley Allen
Am I winning?
Levi Rogers
You're not a virgin but you have never kissed anyone?
James Clark
very nice
Ethan Cooper
Nolan Taylor
Jacob Perez
Gaysex can be extremely degenerate like that yes.
Jack Johnson
People don’t usually kiss prostitutes
Cameron Nelson
21
Carson Stewart
>dark humor
>no GF
>has watched gore videos
>has been called weird in the past
>dark humor that knows limits and is commonly accepted
>prefer to fuck chicks without looking for a relationship
>not afraid of violence
>Don't care what people say, even if it means becoming an underdog
>Browses imageboards daily
I agree that this is a loser hobby, but other than that i'm a pretty cool dude even though i got 5 points. Your bingo sucks.
Juan Nelson
Edgy/dark humor is objectively the best humor.
Dylan Stewart
Close but no bingo
Funeral is debatable, have a large extended family and im sure they'd bring people too, even if i barely interact with them
Josiah Bailey
If you don't get a bingo you're not a complete loser
Christian Davis
I think I have a good sense of fashion.
Mason Smith
ugh
Jack Young
What extremist ideologies to you guys follow?
Charles Kelly
Got a vertical line down the right. On my phone currently though.
Lincoln Wilson
i think i am okay
Michael Green
Somehow missed the no GF
Marxism-Leninism
Aiden Kelly
Adam Ortiz
Ethan Hernandez
I have a gym in my garage. Does that count as going to the gym? I got kind of fit once and then gave up and slowly got fat.
Robert Morales
damn bro you feeln alright?
Gavin Allen
Forgot age: 27
Julian Turner
No
Isaiah King
Not much of this test applies to me but I still think I'd rather be a loser than a complete conformist to 'normal society'. It's better to be a bit strange than completely dull and boring.
Adam Hall
Rate.
I'm a 169cm short "male" manlet.
Tyler Bailey
>kissed
>non virgin
>hugless
how
Kayden Gonzalez
You can kiss and have sex with a person without hugging them.
Dominic Myers
Prostitute?
Ethan Nguyen
Unfortunately, at present, "being a bit strange" tends to manifest itself (at least in my case) in wasting my time sitting in front of a PC all day and only ever leaving in order to attend classes.
Which is really not very fun. You almost certainly have it better being more normie
Henry James
Carter Ross
What do I win?
Tfw no black queen gf
Christian Gomez
Post your clothes
Austin Powell
No.
I had sex on two occasions in senior year of high school with a girl who approached me.
It has been 5 years since then, though.
I didn't mark myself as a virgin, but I do believe that my virginity has grown back in spite of me having had sex.
Eli Moore
you win a black queen gf
Jose Nelson
You win a nice and warm hug
Aiden Scott
I would really love to jack off some of you losers and fuck you in the ass while whispering in your ear.
Y'all need some love
Jonathan Ortiz
I really wouldn't like that unless you're a female with a strap on fetish
Jackson Gonzalez
Jonathan Reyes
Gay, unless
Nathaniel Jenkins
Blues are for ones that are debatable.
Adam Nguyen
I'm 19
Brody Hall
Benjamin Gonzalez
post chin
Justin Howard
Pretty proud of myself
Aaron Powell
Race is a social construct you dumb nut.
Austin Edwards
Nope.
Landon Brown
Good.
Blake Powell
Ryder Williams
Just noticed I marked interested in tabletop and roleplaying.
That's not true.
Jackson Walker
I mean it could be worse
Luke Ortiz
Schon klar Neger
Levi Jackson
The " interested in tabletop or roleplaying" is pretty weird too.
Isaac Long
Shut up neckbeard
Jaxson Martinez
>he thinks RP is shunned in the post-Stranger Things -World
If anything it's too mainstream now for true neckbeards such as myself.
Cameron Ortiz
>tfw no qt finn boy to take his virginity (im a girl)
Kayden Thomas
>implying living with your parents makes you a loser
>implying coming up with bullshit numbers about your funeral makes you a loser
>implying being single makes you a loser
>implying playing vidya 1 hour a day makes you a loser
>implying being called weird by literally anyone ever makes you a loser
>implying being skinnyfat makes you a loser
and all the others
these are normie-American-tier standards and the most I can be arsed is to take a piss on them
judging others based on basic bitch checklists makes you the biggest loser
Landon Thompson
If you think getting judged on 4chin is bad you should go outside a bit more often, friend
Andrew Phillips
Thoughts?
Joshua King
>distant in convertation
What?
Owen Bailey
epic I didn't even realise I made spelling mistakes
Nicholas Mitchell
Du verstehst es einfach nicht.
Carson Sanders
Chinlet living in commieblocks in outskirts of Sofia
Easton Watson
>racist
lmao
Aiden Wilson
I’m 23. I would’ve checked most of these boxes 5 years ago. I’ve been on Jow Forums for 10 years now.
Connor Peterson
Yes, yes I am
Jackson Barnes
I'm 26 and I want to die.
Liam Watson
Do I win?
>tfw could've scored another bingo if I hadn't gone to gym in high school
Oliver Morris
>do males count
yes
Elijah Morgan
Moved back with parents after living on my self. Would have the funds to move out, but that would mean I can see my gf less, who will move in in about 2 years now.
Camden Nguyen
I'm definitely one
Kayden Walker
How are you guys even virgin at that age? Get a hooker or something it might give you self confidence at least.
Ryder Moore
It just gets worse when one's older
Gavin Ward
I would say I have no real friends but I do have friends. 'Real' friends mostly exist in movies, I don't need to talk to my mates every day nor do I want to be super close with them
Austin Brooks
>How are you guys even virgin at that age?
By not doing anything.
>Get a hooker or something it might give you self confidence at least
My lack of confidence isn't related to sex, so I doubt that it would help. Also no money,
Cooper Sullivan
Not a virgin, it looks weird because i wanted to write 30 in there
Dominic Hill
>m-muh sex is the holy grail
Neck yourself, normie. When I get hard, I can just jack off without having to pay for it. I just want a cute boyfriend to share my life's burdens with, the concept of boning someone I don't have an emotional connection with does not excite me at all.
Nolan Reyes
24 year old KHHV wageslave who's trying to self-improve. In my case my family never interacts with me instead of the other way around. My parents rarely say a word to me but whenever my siblings are home they spend hours talking.
Liam Lewis
so close
Christopher Hill
would be kissless and hugless if I hadnt gone to a normie party, making out with a girl that had a crush on my friend.
I made out with my friend that party too (no homo)
It was truth or dare
and i fucking regret it all i feel like a manwhore sinner
Jordan Morris
i don't really give a shit desu
Robert Scott
Very similar to mine. Saving grace being that if I did die a bunch of libertarian activists would be at my funeral. Kek
Camden Kelly
>racist
>follows an udemocratic or extremist ideology
>edgy/dark humour
bad bingo normie isn't the same as not right wing, done by a soyboy or shitskin, but here you go
Ethan Bailey
gf = bf
Kevin Morales
ive made my own homemade gym, dunno if that counts
Ethan Walker
I DON‘T WANT TO PAY FOR SEX AAAAAAAAAA
Christian Howard
bingo!
Brody Sanchez
>no sense of fashion
>visits imageboards daily
>no gf
>barely interacts with family
>has been called weird in the past
>follows extremist but democratic ideology (1/2 point, I guess)
Think I'll be okay lads.
Levi Barnes
I'm improving though
Brody Watson
what do I get
23 btw