Tfw no american gf

do American girls think it's sexy to go on dates to McDonald's

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no

how about a shooting range?

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Only if she’s a good and proper American girl.
Not sexy but if she’s a nice girl it’s the sort of date you go on to be comfy with each other. Y’know what I mean?

Depends on the girl.
If she enjoys the range shes definitely better marriage material.

Every girl I've dated who was guns was amazing in bed. Also they can be trusted to defend the children if I die. 10/10

good posts
blessed post

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I'd holster my gun in that ass

>tfw no nordic gf

You will never be a girl's erotic dream. Get used to it. It's not for you. Anyhow, it's too late. All your sexual failures since adolescence, the frustration dogging you since puberty, have scarred you forever. Even if you could find a woman, which I frankly doubt, it won't work. It'll never work. You're orphaned by the teenage love you've never had. It's already hurt you. It'll keep getting worse. An agonizing bitterness will fill your heart. There's no redemption, no release. That's how it is.