/cum/

xvideos.com/video33078669/beautiful_les_rimming
Just came to this

dedicated to /cum/ frens
youtube.com/watch?v=tjmg_2FTz6A

Russian cocks are small

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Demand proofs of hacking

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the only intros i liked from anime was

welcome to the N.H.K (the one with the trumpet)
Erased

dont allow their candidate past the primary

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*ehem*
Oh you already know what i am about to say.

proof: Trump is Russian puppet and works in our interests.

very cool map. thanks for sharing :)

mom still has stray doggo but might have found a home for it. if not its to the kennel with puppers.

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what?

TAKE HER

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gonna go to the gym in an hour
oh god im going to get a huge pump and my dick is going to be SOOO big, cant wait

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yay dood

where's africa lmao

couldn't afford a dog/don't want the responsibility/feel bad getting drunk and neglecting a doggo

More proofs

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I'm e-enslaved by J00wgle.

>where's africa lmao

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do you wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba?

>redneck neighbor is in his year fighting with his wife while nigger rap plays out of his truck

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so heres the deal /cum/, after working out i get so horny that i cant even control myself, how does one stop this?

I thought rednecks listened to obnoxious country music

/brit/ is more popular than /cum/. do you envy?

>how does one stop this?
get a gf

Y-You know, THAT thing

>get a gf

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no

how do you get a gf??????????????????????????????????

JUST

I’m just marshall mathers
I’m just a regular guy

country is just rap for people who hate niggers

talk to girls

I wanna hear some of my nigga X the realest to ever do it

But how do you talk to girls?

musta been a black redneck then huh

>7k left

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I thought rednecks liked white trash rappers or shit like insane clown posse and it was the middle class hwite people os the midwest and the south that liked country

so romantic
can I help?

N

be female OR ELSE

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skinny penis

I

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G

g

O

E

L-l-lads the ad revenues!!!

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You'll never be a girl's erotic dream. Get used to it. It's not for you. Anyhow, it's too late. All your sexual failures since adolescence, the frustration dogging you since puberty, have scarred you forever. Even if you could find a woman, which I frankly doubt, it won't work. It'll never work. You're orphaned by the teenage love you've never had. It's already hurt you. It'll keep getting worse. An agonizing bitterness will fill your heart. There's no redemption, no release. That's how it is.

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just say words

didnt read lol

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Cute!

Walk up to them and press X

youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

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would not mind an autistic gf

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Holy mother of projection

he sleep

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*starts shaking the box*
WAKE UP

imagine settling for an unattractive or mentally ill gf

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c05b097aaa90

Just had a cum to this

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shhh he's sleeping can't you see

Why not both?

the gf

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>poop

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youtube.com/watch?v=1QB5ZPdd8SE

>women

OH NO NO NO NO PFFFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You don't need that.

all girls are mentally ill though...

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I pulled a muscle in my ass somehow

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blessed image

everybody hurts

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Post brainlets pls

Reminder this is what your future gf is doing right now

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Is this a shrine to being a basic bitch?

my favorite one

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please watch

I currently dont have a youtube/google account tbqh

help me fix my broken ass

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today i was happy i woke up alive

keep us updated

attackthesystem.com/2012/07/19/why-muslim-fundamentalists-should-embrace-voluntaryist-anarchy/amp/

I have one for youtube I use cock.li for personal stuff like games and my email through my fathers company server for professional stuff, should probably just fold them all into one but I'm too lazy tbqh

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Christmas went well. But i ate too much food.