Looking for a sugar daddy :)

F 18, ginger, USA. Im looking for a platonic sugar daddy. Someone who I can keep company. I can cook for you, clean your house with you, go out on the town with you, travel with you, and eventually, our relationship can turn sexual! and I'll I ask for in return is 2,500$ or more a month. Reply with your job, a bit about you, how much you make monthly, and your email! Not taking anyone over 30!

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Didn't post picture.

>Must be ugly.

Someone under 30 who has $2500 a month disposable income for no sex? K

>2,500$ or more a month
Kek, why would I give you more when I know your bottom line is $2500?

>20~30 yo "sugar daddy"

10/10 bait

hey whats up. im 34. i live kekistan. have 69 chainlink. and 6969 skyhours. can has make it?

its pasta

email:

[email protected]

3500 every six weeks take it or leave it.
Will clean house
Will take care of my friends alongside me
>Must be a virgin, if not, find someone else.

>platonic sugar daddy
Are you fucking retarded?

>這傢伙業務

>ginger
spelled nigger wrong

This is the worst proposal I've ever seen. Unless you're some kind of 11/10 fabled fairy princess with magic infused deep crimson hair and eternal youth, you need to take a step back and try to understand why people suffer and strive in this world.

Hey guys,
I am a ginger too, but 20 years old. considering my biological age, I'll do it for 2,250, drop your mails.

2.250 (((or more)))

>2500, or more.

I wonder how weird both people in this situation must be.

>$2500,-
Just travel enough and you'll find someone who's like you and will be your friend/partner for free.

Lol what a fucking fag.

its the shittiest deal i have ever seen i should invest 2,5k per month
>sex not guaranteed
>most likely used vagina
u r young right now ok but in fact u will just start getting worse in terms of beauty over the next ten years u will be like 50% uglier which means my investment will be like 50% down or i will be rekt, but as we move on i will accumulate more and more so u will receive better and better options
>if i lose money u will not be there for me
so to sum up, i should start giving u money instead of calling whore whenever i want and kick them out just after im pissed(far cheaper)ur main selling point is about to get rekt+u r somewhat second hand.What is more i will waste a lot of time doing non-sense activities (walks,go to bars and clubs and spending even more money because u r 100% not that type paying for herself)
>NO tnx
>let me know if there is dumbo who will accept that shitty deal

>10,000/mo
>Must cook and clean
>I won't make you do anything sexual
>YOU MUST NOT TOUCH ME (IMPORTANT)****
>You must not touch anything unless asked*
>I have many model airplanes and when asked you will pick them up and fly them around with your hands making the proper engine noises, you must research this I WILL KNOW IF YOU GET IT WRONG
>Eventually this will progress to simulated dogfights with making the proper machine gun and cannon noises as well

Do we have a deal

****If such a time arises where you wish to have my children I will arrange to have the appropriate genetic material delivered directly into your womb. AGAIN you must not touch me.

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Just swap out a new one after a year bro like rich ppl do with cars

Should have posted this 6 months ago when for half of the board 2.5k for a thot would have sounded justifiable.

>He didn't dump crypto in order to stock up on cheap thots for the immanent thotcrash
You'll be sorry

Should I diversify in just braps too? Like have someone brap my face once a week? Or DCA once a month? Or just get a more costlier thot with a huge brapper?