How the fuck do i make a friend outside of work and school

how the fuck do i make a friend outside of work and school

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We're your friends user.

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I've met many people at the museum and playing sports at the park

don't know, to develop any sort of relationship with somebody i need to be around them due to circumstance for 6 months at least

Why would you want to make friends? The only good friends are the ones you have since childhood

wow you're still at school
that's the easiest place to make friends ever

go and talk to people like you belong there, don't be a little weasel
what are they going to do, bite you?

>All my friends are dead
>All my friends are dead
>They got kicked in the head
>All my friends are dead
Easy, befriend your gfs friends. Bam. Bunch of new friends.

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This guy is right. School is boring as hell, hence people there never miss a chance to entertain themselves and make friends. Just buy a board or card game like chess or UNO and ask a group of people if they want to play with ya.

Additional tip: Choose a group of people with some cutes in it and get gf. Good luck, pal.

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Join a neo nazi group.

I now have two problems

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im 22 and have a full time job

Play vidya

Bro, just bee yourself. Bam. New girl to call your honey.

unironically too late to start making friends if you have none, sorry mate

Do drugs kek

Get a hobby
Be sociable
Idk if these work, I've never tried

Play basketball and ask strangers if they wanna 1v1.
That's how I met most of my friends.

you're nearly right past the point of making good friends. sorry now you'll just have acquaintances for life.

I started an autistic hobby and now I am developing new friendships with the fringe failed-normalfags of the group

Yeah that works. I have hobbies that get me to go out and interact with other people, they're definitely more open and outgoing than the ones I see at school or at work.
Shame I'm not sociable anyway.

In my uni everybody just comes to get their shit done and then goes back home asap. Also they already have established groups of friends and don't need me

just b yourself brah

Travel?

Are you fucking retarded? I am 25 and no friends, its NOT too late however.

Go to the nearest places where people run like the park and you meet people there at the bench when you rest. Obviously you will need to do this everyday and if the same person is also there you invite them over to some shop nearby for a drink because you guys are exhausted. Tell them what they're interested in. You can do this everytime and everywhere even outside the states. This is just a friendly suggestion that I personally did not even try.

Attend events, meetups, and clubs of your interests. It's very easy to initiate conversation from there. You have to get out of your comfort zone and spent time outside of the house and workplace. It gets easier and more comfortable over time.

Keep telling yourself that.
If you don't make any lifelong friends by the time you graduate uni, it's over.