/brit/

youtu.be/WjsGFM-sVbE

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nice image

anime

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I had swine flu

the saffir runt is literally just as bad as emmet

why

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correct

seething

alri percy

wish id been born a girl desu lads (&ladies :))

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Shagged an Asian woman once.

Sable tresses covered the broad face of a saki brewer. She insisted we canoodle at the pond’s shores under the starlight. I was stupid, and didn’t put a condol on. Neptune won’t tell the secret of what happened next. But I will. I left her jeans and panties wrapped around one ankle as she became my first Asian fuck. Then we were done about 10 minutes later. We went on a midnight drive around the city and she still hadn’t found her pants. Her asshole was making steam against my glass window as I drove around town, her head was somewhere between my legs. The street-lamp’s light bouncing in and out of my car made her naturally brown bare ass look golden. With one hand on the wheel I was knuckle deep in her ass hole as she sucked me off.

Then I panicked and told her to get a pregnancy test the next day. Then she moved away next school semester and I haven’t spoken to her since

the monday night mcdonalds order:
2 large fries
20 chicken nuggets
mcrib
double quarter pounder
mcflurry
large chocolate thickshake

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>unironically getting worked up by, and rating, /brit/ """personalities"""
Imagine having absolutely NOTHING going on your life.

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No anime

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I've been awake since 3pm gmt for various reasons and they've both been posting non-stop in this time. Absolutely surreal.

jealous

love a good maccas meal

How come you guys have regular threads both here and on Jow Forums? isn't one enough? What do you guys think of each other?

Haha same

no, he's worse. enmmet can be funny at times. the saffer is just a boring runt, probably underaged too

hey safferlad have you ever been robbed/mugged over there
haven't met a single person from SA who had a normal upbringing without constant danger

dont understand people who get desserts at mcdonalds
or milkshakes

Holy Fuck user Your Hand Must of Smelled of Shit!

It's morning

not a word

is he white?

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Ask me directly and I'll answer.

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women have it hard mate
not joking around either. women unironically live harder lives than men.

he's egyptian

oh wow! a woke male 0_0

every south african i've met is a fucking freak

just a mutt

some men got it harder tho

I really like the way the stripes follow the contours

no, just autistic

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Really depends on where you were born, here in the u.s they have it easy comparatively to men.

@486
shan't extend you the pleasantry
answer my question you sodding bizarro dutchman

actually me when mum makes me do the washing up

virgins are beautiful and pure and virtuous, lads.

fuck em

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in the ol' dog house with the ball n' chain

Risk end up looking like this if mummy doesn't stop buying me treats on a daily basis.

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i wanna sleep so bad...

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what, you don't have a dishwasher?

Need my knackers busted.

post reeks of virgin

open.spotify.com/track/5F0WoH2pY1uvc6a9ctRYt9?si=qTOPNk1XR66Fn2BidgAcLQ

Choon

Have deflowered one woman.

god I love brown women lads

only male virgins female virgins are whores anyway

-mett

prefer white women myself

>here in the u.s they have it easy comparatively to men.
shut up malaponte
women have it harder than men

anyone with a brain knows that

yeah, my mum lmao

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I've been had!!!

hello incel

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>Woke up with the gf (we're uni students so don't go back to work till next Monday)
>brought up the Coup d'etat in Gabon and the potential consquences
>she said "idc"
>starts talking about some reality tv bollocks

women are shit

>tfw I'm a winner and everyone else itt is a loser
really tickles my turnips

doesn't count unless she was white

i don't either and i live in "the greatest country on earth"

>here in the u.s they have it easy comparatively to men.
debatable
women compete for men. if they don't look good they're useless. oftentimes they end up in toxic relationships out of desperation. 90% of the time they're no longer attractive to their partners after they have kids. having kids is hard. raising them is hard. keeping your husband's attention is hard. there's millions of lonely married women out there. some of it is self-inflicted but most of the time it's their husband who's ignoring them. kids are hard on relationships. women get used up and then they're stuck, unhappy, with no options.

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I want Emma Watson to squat over my face and drop a slimy turd right into my mouth.

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Absolutely despise women.
Never met one I enjoy spending time with more than the lads.

Based. 14/88, lad.

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yanks dont know how good they have it when it comes to ethnic diversity
NEED a black gf but there are like 15 africans tops in the entirety of australia and I don't live in melbourne or sydney where they congregate

I could kill you with one hand

had no clue there was a coup in gabon

that'll do pig

i mean tbf it's fucking Gabon, i doubt there's gonna be many far-reaching consequences. your missus was probably in the right

now if it was somewhere a bit more relevant i could understand your interest in it

you're a retard

The browns are okay, if we are talking 10/10 browns the 10/10 Persian women cant be beat

she's based and you're autistic
thank u, next

The only men attracted to black women are men who never have to interact with them

t. Grew up with niggers

you two should fuck, you're both frothing for cock

Anyone started on their New Year's resolutions yet?

scromting

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Look ladies and gentleman up in the skies! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's schizoman!
And who's that following along behind? Well it's none other than his trusty sidekick Beta Saf Wonderboy!

men are even worse since they believe what they have to say is significant

She had darkish skins because she was part native American but still had white facial features.
She had olive skin basically.

council estate poorcunt

you couldn't lay a finger on me mate, I'd slip duck then right hook you into the next life

I TOLD YOU I WILL PUT FUCKING CHEM CASTRATION INTO YOUR NEXT MEAL!

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any books i could read that'd help with anger problems? should i read the stoics or is it memey?

Wish I had a Rorke gf

Virgin

literal faggot