/balt/ - HOAX edition

Coworker complimented me on my good posture. Little does she know I can't hunch my back even the slightest without feeling like I'm being stabbed in the neck lmfao what a dumb cunt lol

this is not a real photo, right?

Feeling lonely abd forgotten? Don't! Join your brothers.

it is, it was taken by a renowned photographer

riding the trolleybus lads

Was at the dentist's again today lads
Felt her boob touch me again, fuckin noice

>wanna jack off
>no libido
what do?

I miss Aussie banter
Hello fren, what is this comfy town

rip anime /balt/
looks like society filter

I went out with the one on the right once, she's chill, but a bit snobish

>once
fag

Just shaved my ass crack boys, feels fucking magnificent. If you havent done it please consider giving it a try. Basic hygiene really.

>inb4 gay

Having your ass eaten by a woman is not gay

Pittsfield, MA

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made me think

avastasid midagi uut enda jaoks?

cringe and fagpilled
fag

based
I shaved my balls couple of days ago. Nothing better than smooth balls.

incel and virgin-pilled
you cant even imagine how good it feels getting ur ass eaten lmao its earth shattering

you're gonna have to keep doing it now or it's gonna itch like hell

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ei saa öelda, et ei ole selle peale mõelnud, aga mental block alati ees, et midagi sellist reaalselt katsetada

Do you shave your balls with a razor? How? I use scissors to trim my pubes really short

at least let your butt buddies know you appreciate them french kissing your shit pipe

ega see niisama lihtne olegi, HÜGIEEN on väga väga tähtis.

How hard would it for me to get an attractive GF if I moved to a Baltic country?

tutorial if you wail your wallet around and promise to take them back to ur cunt

no selge, jätan selle pigem selleks kui olen keskeakriisis ja abieluseks vajab särtsakust

not hard to find a gf in estonia, but it is hard to find wife material

Yeah I noticed that
I was once talking to a Lithuanian girl online and she stopped talking to me as soon as I said that I hadn't planned where I was gonna work after I finished Uni.
So can I assume that Latvian chicks are the same?

>Latvian chicks are the same
yes, only uglier and likely to carry some form of STD

Ah, so they're like Russian girls, except less attractive
I guess I'll have to try my hand in Estonia then
Why is it hard to find wife material?
Also, does that matter if you never get married?
Most Icelanders never get married and just stay as a couple.

I've been doing it for years, lad. I sometimes stop for a while, but then gf complains about hair in her mouth.
I just use the same safety razor I use for my face, just switch out the blade, obviously. Tried shaving with a straight razor once. It worked, but I didn't feel comfortable.

why even bother with baltic trash when you have access to far superior icelandic women.

i never shave my pubes, women always tell that it feels like blowing a preteen boy

Don't get me started on Estonian girls.
Though, I'm not a fan of that song, gotta be honest.

faggots

>far superior icelandic women
HAHAHAHAHA
But anyway, I look too Icelandic for the girls here, and I'm not a pro athlete so I only really attract average to below average chicks here.
This is not the case for me when I go abroad since I'm not ugly.

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marriage is irrelevant, what I meant was, it's easy to find a girl, but it is hard to find a girl with whom you'd like to build your life with, idk might be related to my age as I'm still fairly young, but I've noticed my friends and colleagues all have the same issue

Those girls who are wife material don't want estonian men, simple as that.

>preteen boy
idk lad, grow a cock bigger than that of a preteen boys? Also, just the cock and balls. Give mons pubis a trim.

My favourite American.
Don't
I'll need to visit one when I get back home. You'll have to recommend me yours.

My dicce is slightly above average and aint anything special but muh dick humour is 88iq nigger tier tbqh.

Touched a spot, didn't I?

I've just seen footage on pornhub
now I'm noided

>just the cock and balls. Give mons pubis a trim.
based, I do the same, even though I never even had sex, but if the pubes are too long they start falling out, plus I like they way it makes my dick look bigger

Im comfortable with my endowment as i am comfortable with my sexuality, but I really really hate this muh dick shit that is so popular on Jow Forums rn. Its all sad incels trying to feel better about themselves.

You might not fit that category but to me this type of humor is as low as muh vagina humor spewed by amy schumer. Low intelligence jokes that low intelligence people find funny.

out of curiosity would i as a latvian be considered low status toilet cleaner for an icelandic woman?

No, you're not Polish

lol based

>make a lad tier joke
>gets serious and defensive
Lighten up, your on balt discussing cock and balls, for crying out loud, not works of Hesse.

sometimes anger bottles up and you need to release it somewhere

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>says this as he overuses the incel meme
the irony

>incel meme

no meme, just accurate description

just woke up no joke

good for you

time to keep the wow grind going
neet life seag BRUHH

how old are you?

why did you post this?

Sounds 14, sadly that's not the case.
No idea how one would survive as a neet in Latvia.

19

>mfw exam in advanced mathematic analysis tomorrow so im pulling an almost all nighter again

fugg

>exam in integral calculus tomorrow and haven't even started studying

we had that shit in school, but I forgot everything, but if we had it in school it must be easy

>integral calculus
literally babby's first calculus
if you aren't top of you class in this exam, you should unironically kill yourself

You'll remember it all. PatrickJMT on youtube has pretty good tutorials.

be kind to your low IQ neighbour. Not every nation has average IQ higher than 90

I'm already top of my class, everybody is a complete brainlet who had to rewrite the test on matrices multiple times. Everybody was talking how they're gonna get 2 tomorrow

are you in high school lmao the state of your uni

it's a "college" best in the country too
I'm there just for the degree, desu

my uni has 12 000 students and some are pretty retarded, but most of the tards are quelled by first semester and mid term exams. The bar of uni entry has been lowered with years all around the baltics and thus many retards come in but rarely they survive the quelling

here you can literally not study anything and pass, they get money for each student so for them it's profit

Lmao thats funky af, must be a pretty shitty uni. Every uni that calls itself a "college" is pretty trash

it's culled

please do get started on Estonian girls, do they have nice feet?

a college is not a uni, they don't give you a real bachelor's degree, they give you a profession degree and it works for me (software engineering) because all they care about is your skills and github portfolio

Wouldn't know. Probably. Shit, should have payed attention when we went to the water park.

Almost missed my metro stop omf back from uni this morning, cause I was thinking of HER
haha

how do you say your mom in latvian / lithuanian

are eesti girls easy?

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lmao thanks i realised that after i posted

on second thought im not wrong

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Bought my 1st acoustic guitar today lads

No.
Not for me, at least.

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listening to Death Grips for the first time in years, it's quite fun

quell wouldn't really be used in this context, exchange it with it's synonym "suppress" and try reading your sentence

>listening to Death Grips for the first time in years, it's quite fun
Did you listen to Year Of The Snitch?

I like some of the screaming nigger's music

wait so did you fuggg?

no, just Exmilitary so far, didn't knew they made anything after The Powers That B

Czech user is a virgin, but he will lose his virginity this year during erasmus

t. knower

but it literally could as an analogy.

>soldiers quelled the rebellion quickly
same as
>the rebellion was quelled (by the troops)
logically the same as
>the retards were quelled (by the midterms)

Just because a word has multiple meanings doesnt mean it cannot be applied because its other meaning doesnt apply.

You gotta listen to the new albums

>>the retards were quelled (by the midterms)
that would imply that they became calmer or something, but remained in uni

no it wouldnt.

>put an end to
>extinguish

Thus

>the retards were quelled by the midterms
>the retards were put an end to by the midterms

You are still clinging to the mentality that one arbitrary meaning of a word has to apply to all conditions the word is used in. That is just plain wrong