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Just beat my stair climb PB. 2 seconds flat, all fours. Basically skipped the entire 13 steps.

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yeah why

can't wait for the no deal and for people to realise that all the alarmism and fear mongering and doomsday prophesies is straight up horse shit

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Better than this but honestly not far off

You're gonna drown tomorrow if you cry too many tears for yesterday

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are they really your teeth?

get im janny

How did they convince us to work for free?

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you're still a virgin at heart lad

in theory it should cut costs

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same how they convinced everyone to pump their own gas
the Eternal Jews has many tricks

*puts my knee on the baggage area when you're trying to pay*

>in theory it should cut costs

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Need someone to scratch my back without asking me to stretch theirs in return

anyone else have literally nothing to do when they're off work?

Not that I don't mind listening to music and posting on /brit/ but I feel like im wasting my time off

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now THIS is what i call a second date idea

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incel is a state of mind
even non-virgins can be incels
if you blame women because you're fat, ugly, pale, have bad hair and dress like shit then you're an incel

wore his gun outside his pants for allllll the honest world to feel

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Feel like we're on the precipice of a financial crash

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shut the fuck up

miss his musings tbf, he rarely posts any more

love all these off hand comments that brexiters are apparently making to lefties every time they walk down the street

>fat
Check
>ugly
Check
>pale
Nope
>bed hair
Nope
>dress like shit
Nope

font off normal twit

they've got you, bed bugs in your brain cells
only recourse now is to self-terminate

opinions on the last supper?

You're peng though, charlie

>>dress like shit
>Nope

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NO, THIS CANNOT

*stands outside a chip shop saying "hope you like Scottish cod" to everyone with non-natural hair colour*

s/hes cute
alan is based and has good taste

feel like I'm on the precipice of smashing your fucking head in

was alright but I reckon tonight's will be better

we're at the precipice of an enormous crossroads

incel means “involuntarily celibate”
i.e. people who try and fail to get laid.
and remain virginous despite desiring the pusspuss
(charlie)
you can be a fucknut and still get laid

instagram.com/mayavhenry/

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reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/add23c/okay_sorant_hate_me_if_you_want/

interesting insight into the mind of a woman lads

no but like apart from reading there really is fuck all to do out in rural ireland. Theres genuinely nothing in my town except for a gym and sports pitch

one path leads towards india becoming a superpower, the other down the designated shitting street

youtube.com/watch?v=73v4hH6f-V4
06:43

twitter.com/rationalmale/status/1082050881766322176?s=21
absolute state

reddit is so clearly full of mongs who've never been in a relationship. its always if he/she does x BREAK UP.

charlie dresses like shit cos his mum buys his clothes

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his gear is fine
he could pull an art hoe with the records and band tees, plus he looks vaguely ethnic
(he will deny this though because he has zero confidence)

>implying the two are mutually exclusive
fuck off t*iletJew

never done sexing

>I have blue eyes and blonde hair

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It's just live provincial life in any country, nothing to do except go to the retail park where several national chains await

it's mostly women saying that

you reckon a middle aged italian american woman in kansas buys burzum merch lmao

holy jayses I didn't realise that was a tranny

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jelou mr.spico

yeah but other countries don't have a culture of pub on weekend and that's it

Im a white Italian man

what a fag

I buy all my clothes
That particular shirt i bought online from etsy

Life in spain

>hop down to the local taverna
>get a jug of sangria and some tapas while sitting outside watching the world go by

life in the UK:

>fuckin ell it's grim outside

Charlie do you have an uncle named Big Sal or Vinnie?

well lads, today I've made the quote results page for a corporate private medical insurance website
what've you done with your day?

Gets stabbed by a coon.

Looks good mate

No
They're name John and eddy
Vinnie and sal are meme names

yeah the weather is bad here did you just realise? Fucking idiot

it's true

going exploring in australia

wanked thrice
took a shit
had some lunch

wheres a good place to get a one way ticket to with £1000 spending money

He’s brown
He’s hairy
He likes to pretend he’s white
He hates the state of Missouri

very rude, also doubt spain has more stabbings than the UK

watch out for spiders, snakes, dropbears, and backpacker murderers

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that's my kinda life, the spanish lifestyle that is

HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE REALLY LOVES ME

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save it until you've tripled it and buy a hug in Japan

been in a deep depressive state for a week don't know how to get out of it

nice boobies reckon they are D or Es

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Alri Elliot Rodger

Have I actually gained weight or am I just bloating or some shit

I gained three kilos in the matter of couple of days

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this birds got some nice hooves

just a big dense poo

Congrats you're pregnant.

Thinking about girl poo.

Eat zero carb for 2 days and weigh yourself again

socialists don't love the poor they just hate the rich