Grammatical gender

>no no that's not A Sun, that's THE Sun

> el cometa
> la cometa
> el cura
> la cura
> el arte moderno
> las artes escénicas
Spanish is fun

>his language doesn't agglutinate
worthless

>die
>der
>das
>den
>dem
>des

>hello I would like to buy one things with a long, thin handle pen, please
>oh, i bought a things with a flat surface desk!

>Neutral "gender"

LGBTQ+ tier language.

>consonant mutations depending on grammatical gender

This

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>doesnt have dual grammatical number

this

they bother me

>Académie Française
>Bunch of sexist men

>Perpetual Secretary is actually a woman

Hmmm.

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According to some linguists Russian has five genders.

they help determine whether you mean something specific or non-specific

>languagelets don't even have Ř
>can't even say "Chrt pln skvrn vtrhl skrz čtvrť Krč, prv zhltl čtvrthrst zrn"

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You only scratch the surface of autism.
In brazil even colors have genders, and fruits too.
Also, Feminism is a masculine substantive.

Slavoids get out of this thread

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>his language doesn't have articles
how the fuck I meant to know which thing you're talking about?

>five
How? We theoretically have 4 since we determine if something is male and whether it's animate or inanimate but that's it.

>native in Russian
>can't roll R

Actually I can, but don't have a habbit to it, and would have an accent speaking in this way. Especially pronounsing soft R.

In Polish I can roll R.

>language full of articles
>people don't use in conversations

Welcome to hell.

Ř is not rolled R

Oficially only three.

But. Our feminists obessed with female forms of some words. So it shows that they would be. For example vrač (doctor). Is it neutral? No. More like men. But "ona horošij vrač" would be more correct than "ona horošaja vračiha". So it's a general gender. Probably.

genders:
Male
Female
Neutral
General
Double-able

I know, it comes from soft R, but now sounds different. In Polish also exists Rz.
I just wrote about R at all.

>my friend had sex with my teacher
male friend and female teacher?
female friend and male teacher?
male friend and male teacher?
female friend and female teacher?

> el cometa
> la cometa
> el cura
> la cura
> el arte moderno
> las artes escénicas

but that makes sense, they are all different from each other

*the general gender

Damn, Russia is so big we even got 5 genders!

I'm a journo. You don't know how infuriating the expression spokesperson is to me. Yeah, nice job being politically correct fuckers but I have to know what gender he or she is to write that shit in my language.

In Russian:
>>this chair is female
No, it's male - stul.
>>this orange is male
Male - apeljsin.
>>this floor is female
Male - pol.
>>this tree is female
Neutral - derevo.

I can see their use for nouns denoting humans but everything else is just stupid.

According to this - four. But, anyway.

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>infinitives

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>Une bite
Mfw in French dick is female

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if you're thinking of benises and vags when talking about noun genders, then you're unfortunately retarded, my friend

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I legit don't know anyone who'd say "dwu książek" instead of "dwie książki". "Dwojga kurcząt" instead of "dwa kurczęta" as well.
That shit would raise quite a few Polish eyebrows.

>la pija
>la chota
>la poronga
>la verga
this is why jacking off is not gay.

How do you even pronounce that shit? I'm always stumped when I'm trying to order a řízek.
It's not really our rz/ż, but it's not an r either.

>language doesn't even have an aorist

youtube.com/watch?v=A3vLQlcV4yM

Shut the fuck up. Even Bulgarian and Slovenian have (Greek) Articles.

Dumb slavs and your gay ass language.

Where's your Vocative case brainlet?

Would a neuter dual noun in accusative case fry an Anglo-American brain?

They're not that bad

aorist is completely unnecessary desu

Orange is female tho

So is your existence.

okay so is yours then

I agree.

I tried to learn this during my Erasmus but just couldn't do it, every time I tried it spit was flying everywhere

EERRSHHHHH

You don't know anyone who speaks Polish?

>jacking off is not gay.
lmao, anglos are still debating if it is.

>when you are jacking off you are touching a cock, and that's gay
it is only gay if you call it by the scientific name.

>english phonetic "rules"

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My attempt at the Czech "ř"
vocaroo.com/i/s1IsidDimMCD
rate

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>spit everywhere
How?

>reed
>read
>read
>red

Sounds like Ž. There is a hint of Ř in there but not enough.

aorist is beautiful
"odoh i ja majko bosnu braniti"
how retarded would it be if it was
"otišao sam i ja majko bosnu braniti"
instead

I don't know, my mouth simply does not know how to combine R and SH. SH is not used in Finnish so that already is not natural for me.

syllabic l is kinda goofy though, r is easy

Fucking hard

I REFUSE TO LEARN A LANGUAGE WITHOUT GRAMMATICAL GENDER

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In Spanish:

Universe is male
Particle is female
Galaxy is female
Electron in male
Calculus is male

I don't know anyone who speaks broken Polish like that.
Biernik vs Dopełniacz is an eternal stuggle in examples like that, but who the fuck says "Muszę iść do biblioteki wypożyczyć dwu książek" instead of "wypożyczyć dwie książki"? Are you sure you live in Poland?

>not having a gluten-free language
That explains why your country is afflicted with autism

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We aren't talking about "wypożyczyć". "Potrzebuję dwóch książek" is correct form

>Calling chair (židle) stul (table)
>Calling tree (strom) derevo (kinda sounds like wood)
The absolute state of Russia

We call a chair stol and a tree drevo, too.

"Dwóch". Not "dwu książek". "Dwu" is beyond Pan Tadeusz tier.

He said in English.

How do you call wood and table then?

Les, miza

dwu and dwóch are synonyms

So THAT’S why the french are gay

Ok, now i'm even more confused.
Les is forrest in czech, so how do you call that then?

english is the only exception

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The most common standard Slovene word is gozd.
Les is one of the synonyms, along with gmajna, hosta, goš(č)a, etc.

Yeah, just like "acan" and "pan".
Point being, one of these isn't exactly a common collocation.

I encounter both on daily basis, not sure what else I can say.

Genders are based and keep subhuman ang_os out

Well, not sure what else can I say, but I'm genuinely surprised. Where do you live?

Białystok

Wrocław here.

Would you rather suck a male pene or a female verga?

verga sounds more manly than pene tho
>el pene
>LA VERGA CHICO LA VERGA

If I like political discussions and etc, should I try it?

It's not bad

Orange is a delicious female and floor is submissive soyboy who doesn't mind when other people step on it

>let's pretend that grammatical gender is the same as sex lol hilarity

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But sucking un pene is gay (since its male), una verga is not since its female.

>Germanic """languages"""

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It has nothing to do with LGTBwhatever