NEETmaxxing

hi lads. aussie here moving to the UK next month. i'll be living with my poor retired uncle. how do i go about collecting NEETbux so i can live the comfy lifestyle? im already a british citizen so no worry on that front

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Fucking long my man:
Register unemployed on a council/govt website.
Get given a time slot.
Meet, get briefed, get your little booklet
Check in every two weeks and ‘prove’ what you’ve been doing to look for work by presenting your little booklet.
‘Good boy points deposited to your account’.

Don’t miss appointments, always show stuff you’ve been doing. After a couple months they’ll start trying to send you on courses. The whole process sucks, did it for two months whilst lining up a job in the field I wanted - nice to have the extra money, not cool going to the Jobseekers office and having to prove you’re searching

Obviously that’s only Job Seekers. Someone else might be able to chime in with insights into other stuff. Bare in mind that I think this was only £72ish a week in London, it’s not much to live on. You’re better off being a wagie for a phone shop, inside M25 it’s £10+ per hour.

why would you move to UK? It's full of immigrants, you will probably get raped

I live in the UK and this is an under rated post

Do you have any """disabilities""" - can you feign autism (or actually have autism)?

Easiest way into NEETbux if you are a white male is autismbux.

Most NEETbux here are reserved for pakis with 10 kids, asylum seekers or single mothers with a litter of half-niglets.

things are just as fucked here and twice as expensive.

thanks boyo but the seems like too much work for 75 gbp

i could feign autism or schizophrenia pretty easy.

I was on universal credit until a few weeks ago, feels a lot better making my own money freelancing than letting some indian dyslexic tell me off for not applying to some godforsaken job.

this... why the fuck would you move to the WORST anglo country?

theres absolutely nothing going on here down under aside from starting houses costing 500k and some of the highest cost of living in the world.

You'd literally get more money working two days a week

this. UK fag here. I hate this country. My sister's been raped, I've had friends who's sisters have been raped. Everyone you meet is a braindead retard who is completely indifferent to the horrors being committed by our paedophile government. Can't wait for chainlink to get me out of this hell.

sounds like the aussie govt modelled our system on yours, lazy fucking cunts as usual, probably a woman was assigned to come up with something

>Can't wait for chainlink to get me out of this hell.

ah, user i...

Wow this has to be larp.

the rape thing yeah, the rest though..

just out of curiosity where would you escape to if you 'made it'?

And you think the UK will be cheaper? You're fucked, mate.

i know it for a fact cunt i've done the research and i've lived in the UK before. dont talk shit when you dont know what you're talking about gay cunt

I live in EU. some countries will make getting NEETbux a complete nightmare. UK is a prime example of that.

in my EU country they send people for training month after month from 9am-5pm daily. Might as fuckin well go work

now they literally have to do volontary work 9-5 to get neetbux.

your best bet from wat i hear is getting a doctor to label you mentally disabled. BUT you will get checked every few years by government dooctors

in my country its every 5 years. Uk its probably every 3-2 years

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But JNT bro, let some productive Muslims bring you to the moon.