You wake up in denmark, and you have to stay!

I look for the cutest danish twink :3

Mmm i want to do this IRL

This.

no one thinks south americans are opressed here so your plan might not work

I pray it's not a dream.

lol do you actually think that danish alcohol prices are bad

Claim my NEETbux and live off of it.

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repopulate amager with dutch people

Does that mean I'll get a cute dutch gf?

Lynch mobs will take care of you if you only dare to look at one.

So I'll have to take up arms when you arrive

no it means I will fuck the Danish genes out of your Danish gf. Our spawn will just have my dominant DUTCH genes

continue to speak in dutch and everyone thinks its just some obscure dialect

beat up every dane

Yes. 3€ for a shot of cheap gin? And that was some low class joint, I can't even imagine what the prices would be like in a normal pub.

It's already dutch lmao.

Do what I can to get into the mil and the Sirius Patrol.
>Get paid cash money DKK to chill with dogs, ski and sled around Greenland
>For several months of the year
>Tell people you're protecting the country
Other than that, I'd love to go to one (many) of the tasting events held by Rum 1423, they sure have some fine spirits. Last Christmas I drank my way through their advent calendar, it was the best goddamned advent I've had in a long time.
Also buy me some of that there Tuborg beer. I can't remember which one it was I liked; the one with the giraffe or the one with the elephant.
I'd also see about visiting some family there, go hunting with a bloke I know from Hanstholm, and spend my remaining free time lounging on the beautiful beaches there and listen to other Norwegians squawking.
Oh, and buy some liquor at a kiosk at midnight on a Sunday and drink it to celebrate having the option to do just that.

What are you doing on this site?

Denmark is just North Netherlands so its okay

Hah, what are you going to do? Flatten us with your massive weight?

pile up dirt to make a mountain, get hailed as a god or wizard by the flatland d*nes

daily reminder that Estonia is geographically more northen than Denmark
Also we have snow, something the Danes only see dreams about

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yes

youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

yeah but they don't speak dutch anymore

there most northern point is more northern than your most southern point

>Denmark has been the largest provider of bilateral assistance to Estonia. From 1992-2003, Denmark supported Estonia with a total of 147 million EUR.
did not know that, based Denmark

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>hating bingo
say that to my face, you faggot

Based. Love you Eesti.

>get to collect neetbux
>have to live in the worst scandi cunt
Monkey’s paw

Our beer is the cheapest and you don't have to buy that or liquor from a monopolised government store

>drinking horsepiss

You seem to be very angry at a country you don't have to live in. Let's all calm down

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>flat
>boring
>little forest cover
But at least I can get drunk cheaply and cry to myself thinking of what could have been.

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There are some decent forest areas where you can live rather cheaply. As long as you don't mind living a bit isolated

Live out my life happily, knowing that I'm in a better country.

Celebrate.

Leave

Jump off a mountain to kill myself.
Oh wait... I guess I'll just suffer

Run over the bridge to Sweden. At least there I can speak the language.

what are final words i will hear?

godverdomme, pepernoten met kerstmis
wat een kankermongolen

Try the so called Danish....
the danish....
well, i'll figure that out.

Immediately start doing this
youtube.com/watch?v=WVX5G-JvAUc

Find a sharp stick and stab myself in the ears so I won't have to listen to their abomination of a language.

dat finn

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why do I have to stay? I want to go back to Milan ffs