26 years old

>26 years old
>crypto portfolio is bleeding to death
>kissless virgin who chronically masturbates
>will never feel what vaginal sex is like
>constantly teased by all of these fucking thotposters on this board
I swear to fucking god I'm about to do something regrettable

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talk it out with a therapist and things will get better. you wont like it but itll be worth it. trust me.

when you see a thot post, Hide it. Seriously it helps if you absolutely must post on this board.

>therapist
yeah lemme just pay $50+ per session to someone who's probably still paying off that student debt loan to be in the position they are today who will pretend to care about my problems for 30 minutes at a time. no fucking thanks.

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yea plus I can save you a lot of time.
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>complaining
yeah lemme just make up some bullshit so i dont have to face my fears

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Are you me, but 2 years older?

Stop chronically fapping and reduce it to once a week.

Letting emotions affect your life and not taking actions to improve yourself.

user you need to learn to love yourself before others will love you.

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how chronic we talkin' here, bub?

Not OP, but lately I've been fapping up to 3-5 times per day..

Grug want join tribes.

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>ugly loser loner
>kissless
>virgen
>fired from job for being an incel Violent offender
Why live?

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Because everyone is traing to sell you that grimm future so they can move ahead of you. None of you got it so far.

I don't give a shit about OP's problems but therapy rarely works for anyone with a problem beyond "My girlfriend broke up with me" or "My relative died"

Post face

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Go all in on LINK brother.

Dating an ugly girl will feel 20x better than how you live your life now. lower your standards and get your dick wet.

are you me OP?

Op I think you should get a couple of hobbies that'll help you grow (sports, drawing, instrument), develop a better personality, and get a gf. It isn't that hard honestly. Stop feeling self pity and take action

Too close to home. Everyday I tell myself tomorrow will be different. It never is. I honestly think we should read Peterson’s rule book. We have nothing to lose.

>Sex in your ID
read the book, user, then slay the dragon

>24
>graduated college a virgin
it was never meant to be, was it?

>tfw 27 and still virgin

KILL ME

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DO IT

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31, have had sex, but still not degreed after 12 years.

Grass is always greener on the other side.

>user has no money and is deeply fucked
>helpful jew recommends user to go and get even more indebted at a therapist
greatest ally.

>bout to be 29

Trust me bro, we ain't gonna make it.

>>kissless virgin who chronically masturbates
>>will never feel what vaginal sex is like
>>constantly teased by all of these fucking thotposters on this board
These are all self inflicted wounds and I don't feel sorry for you. Pussy is just a commodity. fapping is a choice.Getting triggered by softcore chik pix on an image board is a choice.
Clean your room.

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google corey wayne

Probably because you guys don't put any real effort into changing your lives. If you're not willing to improve (e.g. eat healthy, quit fapping, exercise, improvd your social skills, chat up random girls etc.) then things are NEVER going to change.

>27 years old
>making steady gains for over a year now
>have a loving gf living with me
>just had raw sex
>house and car paid off
>well paid job

Just2yurself

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