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why do you cover up the faces
because they are better looking than her?

@99822879

imagine how much of an odious goblin she'd look like if she ever took a pic with a real woman

in bruges?

dad was dissapointed i wasnt gay so he doesnt get the progressive cred

Alan is so unbelievably disgusting
I feel physically repulsed upon viewing his face

millennial up talk

sicily

genuinely looks like an ugly boy

Mum thinks there should be completely open borders and we can still have a welfare state because of stopping millionaires existing or something

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sicily lad would actually look decent if he shaved and lost weight, nothing less than surgery can fix alan

So is she some sort of JAV model

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is this the 50 year old or something japanese woman who just looks young?

FUS-RO-DAHH

'ere's ya munchy'ox

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he's a failed man
he got a doctorate from some dubious french diploma mill
he works in a southeast asian sex tourism banana republic because he can't get a job anywhere else
he doesn't even know the language of the country he lives and works in
he's bald, short, has bad skin, and is generally unattractive
he's old
he's a greasy arab
he's taking medication to regain what little hair he had and it's giving him erectile dysfunction
the only "girls" he can get are ladyboys and disgusting thai women
he copes with all of this by lifting weights and posting on Jow Forums all day

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the UN is the greatest thing humanity has ever come up with

Wouldn't allow the wench to draw another breath myself

tell your mum to fuck off

what about bikinis

right: soul
left: soulless

mad how boomers still trust the bbc even since theyve devolved into making click bait shite social programming bollocks with the occasional good docco but even that doesnt escape the anti-native ideology. oh and they literally used the money they send private security agencies round to your house to get off you if you dont pay it to procure kids for their presenters and government cronies to sexually abuse and pay the victims and the police to cover it up.

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God she's so boyish and fit

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while there might be some truth in all of this, do you not think you're more pathetic for caring, and being consistently observant enough to compile it into a list and post it with corresponding pictures?

have a think on it

mogged

Well they're still more trustable than the rest aye cheers

why do brown people think they deserve to live in the USA?

that's why abolishing the TV license fee was one of the best bits of UKIP's last manifesto but obviously because of the nature of it, no-one ever found out it was on there

it took me 1 minute to type it out
no skin off my nose
not my fault he blogposts every time he's here

really should stop clicking your the webms in here

not really

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who's that

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where's the ponyboy tattoo gone?

some russian "model" off instagram
I put model in quotations because she's skinny and can wear clothes well, but she isn't conventionally attractive

ahhhh my old friend.

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Nonce and Gay alarm is going off at the same time

niggers on the screen caught a couple smoking told me to fuck off mum told me to stop being harsh on them fuck her.

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Been in bed all day. My very first sick day.

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baffling post

Lol the worst gimmick you fucking london gimp

need someone to talk to

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do enjoy the occasional gibberish post

hi x

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japanese cannibal on the right has whore lip disease

oh here's my email if you need to talk la
[email protected]

Currently watching "The Chase".

What about?

EPIC
P
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havin a wank on the train home :o)

mogged again
big time

post the link la

golden one is based

jeff I need a blogpost update

youtu.be/dXK0ywqOXjk

what mean

He's such a weird looking fucker.

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Blog update: Was watching a movie on telegram then was reading a popsci magazine on telegram
Telegram is like world wide web reborn

why does he talk like that

>gets raped by a 60yo stranger in LA
>date a greasy jew
do attractive women REALLY do this?!

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what the fuck is going on with womens eyebrows in this country and why has no one told them it looks fucking stupid

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awful, awful thread

The whole video is just one big hat

ticket inspector knockin on the toilet door what the fuck do i do lads

Pretend you're asleep or whip your cock out so he carries on and start shouting at him for perving on you

post some boobies.

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Human rights incharge: Saudi Arabia

A busy man, my father was seldom at home. Even when he was, he usually didn't bother about his children. I once wanted a fountain pen like his, but was too afraid to ask for one. After wrestling with the problem, I fell back on pretending to talk in my sleep. Lying in bed one evening, I kept murmuring, Fountain pen ... fountain pen ... Father was talking to a guest in the next room and my words were meant for him. Needless to say, they never reached his ear, let alone his heart.

reading about chin theory

cannot understand the obsession with sicko mode

i've done a poo

Attractive women when it comes to this type of thing and going to Hollywood etc are often like little spoiled poodle dogs who bark at their owners and never interact with other dogs going into a fighting pit with pitbulls and expecting their barking to win them the day.

Niggers init

it looks like you were trying to make an argument but I dont see one?

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Is this sentence logically correct in english

>the retards were quelled by the midterms

whats sicko mode

could murder a lentil stew right now

Doesn't that song say "crackers" in it aka a racial slur against white people
I was just joking, lad. Don't get shirty with me son

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

fucking hate front end web development should not be considered part of computer science at all and just left to graphics runts

eating a salad

just a plain salad

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all my tinder matches list it as their "spotify anthem"
but they're white girls, not niggers

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Is the wizardchan 'cide method still the best known? Don't want to kill myself yet just curious

yeah