/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

dat boi edition

Attached: 1461570700351.jpg (863x853, 34K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/N9z58foVnPY
youtube.com/watch?v=v_2Rsmfokww
youtube.com/watch?v=bnTcc14fcbc
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for fuck the new world

the dream gf

Attached: 1521778373336.png (636x609, 396K)

third for fuck greece

Spotify is such a laggy mess

the more /cum/ incels lose their inceldom by fucking tinderthots the more upset the rest gets with silly charts and graphs and oxy talk

>when i'm 45 i will finally find my 18 fertile christian virgin wife and the good thing is both of our oxy levels are optimal!!

Attached: 1542048780629.png (945x685, 66K)

>1995 study
>before casual sex became a big thing in the first place
>before millennial were getting married, or even old enough to fuck, in the first place

>having sex with many partners is abusing oxy
Friendly reminder for all the brainlets out there that oxytocin =/= oxycodone. Oxytocin is what gives you a nice feeling when you hug someone you love, and it's involved in pair bonding. Oxycodone is an opiate.

why do you guys think sex is so important? it's not

>replying to /dixie/posters

female hands typed this

isn't this the tinder nigger

this could be us but u playin

Attached: 1546642278629.jpg (640x854, 113K)

you dont think they had casual sex in the 70s?

how old were your parents?

why did /dixie/ separate from /cum/?

*wishes you a belated merry christmas with a thai accent*

Attached: 47180845_1092731344231388_8978629736468436233_n.jpg (1080x1345, 119K)

he calls himself "male arthoe" so calling him a female isnt really that weird

they're racists

No, that's me

People on Jow Forums have this idealized view of sex and that we're the first generation that just fucks for fun. They really think grandma didn't get throatfucked

they're misogynists

>They really think grandma didn't get throatfucked

Attached: DvRHvXoV4AEg5yZ.jpg (720x960, 82K)

test

Attached: 1546754634945.png (764x1178, 743K)

Millennials do it way more, have easier access to more people, and don't get married when they're 22 though??

I don't understand what your point is here. Do you really think casual sex hasn't existed for the entirety of human existence? Even the Ancient Romans had a big problem with syphilis, and they made such heavy use of the plant they used for birth control that the plant is thought to have gone extinct.

Either way, they have data on people with 21+ sexual partners, I don't think those are people who have been married and divorced 21+ times. There's nothing new under the sun, and Millennials are not unique. What we're looking at is the effect of these behaviors.

frick off gaylord

>more casual sex = unstable marriages!

Attached: 1526499109193.jpg (828x898, 118K)

>casual sex? why YES of course i do love seeing my future gf get stretched out and i do love STDs

Attached: 1517705173194.png (644x800, 105K)

>stretched out
NOT how vaginas work

anime

Attached: 1541802871621.png (800x669, 509K)

>want to go to work
>having a really good convo with my friend on snapchat
>he takes a minute between every reply so its lasting forever

Attached: meme_ENHANCED.jpg (1118x734, 46K)

>Stds in a post-std world
lmao

Literally me edition

Attached: Mayan.jpg (768x1024, 298K)

While there have always been whores getting throatfucked, the scope of average women's promiscuity has actually been picking up as per pic related. Instead of getting throatfucked by one or two guys before getting married, now the average has been throatfucked by many :^)

Attached: female promiscuity.jpg (1824x4096, 1.04M)

I want to hit 10 pre-martial partners before I finish college
1 down, date with one later, was asked to be a fuckbuddy by another
If the date with the second one goes well I probably won't move past 2

alright time for work

anime is fun

why the fuck would you even save charts like this

He's never had sex

You raise an interesting question. I've already done that, and I regret it. I'm basically still not over a few of them which turned into good relationships, the rounds of heartbreak never end. To some extent I wish I'd just found a good one to focus on and stuck with her. But at the same time my brother didn't sleep around, and just married one. Now he's always talking about stuff like he missed out, and he's even asked me if it's a good idea to do an open marriage thing so he can get the urge out of him (I recommended against). Maybe it's better to make mistakes and regret them, than to wonder what could have been.

what difference does it make?

based canadian BTFOing libcucks

Seething non-arguments. I'm tired of getting burned repeatedly, and it's useful information for wife selection, in light of pic related.

Attached: number of sex partners divorce.jpg (562x728, 86K)

Cringelord

have fun with your scientifically chosen wife then

Attached: 1543959828273.png (285x308, 188K)

youtu.be/N9z58foVnPY
Despite being a civic fascist I like this song

>How long have you been married?
>Four years, we got married when I was 27.
>Sorry, but your marriage hasn't lasted 5 years so it's actually falling apart and doomed to fail.

dog has lion tail

>if a girl has a high number of sex partners she's less happy
if a girl is slutting around, she's not a happy person regardless
normal girls aren't these giant sluts. Go outside for once in your life

tfw passed one year anniversary in September
tfw still love her
tfw looking to have a kid soon

Attached: F1.jpg (429x343, 25K)

Hmmmmmm

Attached: female writing style.png (1887x2545, 419K)

Are you over 26? Because if you haven't been married for 5 years by the time your wife is 30, your marriage WILL fail because it's unstable

Nobody is going to read this and I feel sad for you having ever saved it and for the fact that you went through the effort of renaming the file

Here have some toez

Attached: 0F83DA15-879A-4D88-A5F9-A5533A1D6D8C.jpg (1280x1803, 299K)

fucking autistic why would you save that shit

I think it's pretty funny that this shitstorm of seething roasties crawling out of the woodwork was sparked by these three posts:

Attached: frog comfy blanket.jpg (409x409, 86K)

Not for you, mostly directed at Sven given his wise above post

you know life isn't this rigid thing that you have to follow to be happy right? it's pretty fluid. Just because you don't get married at 22 and have a kid by 27 doesn't mean you failed.

25, and I'll take my chances

Taking a fat shit and then I’ll eat some Vareniki

based

cooking eggs

Attached: 1546376029626.png (651x799, 32K)

Would you guys rather have a piss easy job that paid like shit or a hard job that paid better?

had hard boiled eggs a few minutes ago

depends, but probably the latter

Hard job that pays better, hands down. You should push yourself to the limits of your abilities, or you will get bored and hate your life in time, and quit the boring job eventually.

which one is more boring? id' probably not do that one

False
As seen in the graphs that one leaf is posting, all marriages that are under 5 years when the woman is 30 are unstable wrecks and will fail

based, god i hate women

i'd rather have an enjoyable job that paid a fuck ton
like my dad is a data research scientist and he loves it and makes like 400k/year
but i'm not going down the math route so i'm fucked for pay

A graph without context is not a good source. That’s how Jow Forums lost its way tb h

>As seen in the graphs that one leaf is posting, all marriages that are under 5 years when the woman is 30 are unstable wrecks and will fail
This is autism. You're using fallacious inductive reasoning to try and apply predictive powers to a simple rule about relationships in the present; that relationships which have been together for 5 years can be considered stable.

>men can’t use shitty and emotional based arguments
If only

Maybe if you piss all that free time away

I have read the sources cited in the graphs I've been posting, out of my own curiosity. Some of the sources cited in the graphs are from Scary Right Wing Think Tanks and stuff which might spook certain people in the thread, but their methodology seems sound, and they are in turn usually referencing proper NCBI studies and such

me? yeah im very emotional

hey Chile did you make hot chocolate

Tolstoy was a better writer than Dosto.

Disagree

i get so emtional baby, every time i think of you

Attached: 1539050041318.jpg (409x409, 48K)

i refuse to admit that sven is a real human being

once again, mexico proves to be based

how do i get a gf in this new year of our lord

Gonna find Ashley, buy her a ticket to Stockholm, and have her peg Sven

could you share with me the video again fren

He's just a misunderstood once virgin freak neet misogynist with no friends

shall be doing eggs and hashiebrowns for lunch in an hour or so

dont like pegging, she can abuse me though, thats kinda hot

Attached: 1799098358537995678350.jpg (316x417, 114K)

youtube.com/watch?v=v_2Rsmfokww
:^)

ashley was cool, prove me wrong

>i refuse to admit that sven is a real human being
youtube.com/watch?v=bnTcc14fcbc

Attached: 1530108498700.jpg (645x773, 87K)

be yourself and go on tinder

Attached: elliot reviewbrah.png (454x469, 499K)

if only

Attached: 1537659556815.jpg (258x289, 13K)

why is new reddit so buggy

autism

Is that what everyone's calling 4channel these days? Yikes

>sven calling me an autist

Attached: 1516443242745.jpg (800x600, 96K)

idk
i really don't like the new site layout

BUBBLES HATES ASUKAFAGS

Attached: 85182073-3EC9-4A32-82E9-FFF9E2F733D1.png (300x300, 76K)