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what about trying to debate with reason and evidence?

sue

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the swole left are no joke

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anime

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So user, it is the Asian century, are you ready to forced to worship Asian feet?

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wrong wrong wrong

retail banking is call-centre tier, i thought we all knew that?

Did mine in the local Lloyds TSB in school. Spent an entire day smashing up out of date health & safety videos with a hammer in a meeting room. In hindsight they clearly under-prepared for my arrival.

One of the hotel employees since only they would have been able to get access to the water tank.

grotesque face

what girl is this?

she seems to be the most waifu'd anime girl ever

Mate you live on an Island that you could drive across in like 6 hours.
You have no idea how real rural people live.

asians look a bit alien dont they

>forced
Hahaha yeah... forced....

only if you're a manlet
fucking amazing not having to bend down to kiss a bird

Me

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IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE

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yeah must suck having to drive an hour to walmart

bored

did my secondary school work experience with my parents who are teachers lol. gave me no chance to see an actual job

Bent

dashing young man xx

Funny looking bagpipe that guys got

post willy

kek this is me

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Yes, my lady. I am.

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americans reek of shite

pissing and sharting

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go educate yourself on facial aesthetics

stop talking hot diarrhea for a moment and consider just how many miles of sparsely populated land there are on this mass.

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See

want a gf
youtube.com/watch?v=Z2LU1TT4LiQ

this is a tranny btw

ah yes innovation

They don't even have to force us, right user?

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for real?

dont care virgin

No she isn't, but she is underage.

Saw a cat carcass trapped between the rails near the central station today. Seems it would cause too much of a delay trying to clean it.

he's a nigger mate he'd stick a dick in a rabid dog

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the 'upid match

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>stop talking hot diarrhea for a moment and consider just how many miles of sparsely populated land there are on this mass.

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nah

Small eyes though

(compared to aliens)

16 isn't underage.

anyone watch benedict bumdersnatch in that thing

no one actually lives there so who gives a fuck?

Going to be an absolute hog in a few years.

so lonely
so alone

jumping the barrier is obviously the cosmicbrain

post su121212

yeah i know you're a virgin mate
unfortunately i can't take you with me to the pub from this distance x

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there there
*pats you on the back*

kek
ye
haha

Evening chaps

For the noncelands maybe.

Refuse to watch anything he's in. Just don't like him, simple as.

retard post

16 and already a vapid worthless slut

Not me

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Was thinking the one beyond that would be voting for Corbyn.

Bit racist

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the brexit film with birdbox bandersnatch? no

imagine typing shit like
>kek
>based
in 2019, you might as well be posting rage comics as well fucking arrested development twats

oyster card registers slightly, but significantly faster than the other RFID methods....the others cause you to break step.

oyster chip implanted unter you skin = turbo brain

Pondering whether to go on a night drive or start drinking.

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they do...that's the point

Last week I sent my CV to a large company and today they called me
Unfortunately they did so at 9 am and since I'm an unemployed lazy twat I was still sleeping and didn't pick up the phone
I called them back afterwards but all that answered me was voicemail
Can I hope they will call me back or will I remain a lazy unemployed loser forever?

she knows exactly how to get by in life already
good on her

>he's never been to london
>he's never taken drugs

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Going to fix my sleeping pattern tonight, shall be in bed at a more reasonable 1AM, waking up at roughly 8-10AM.

Did my toil experience in a hospital dental clinic when I was 15 (year 10)

Was a complete aspie, greasy acne twat who had no idea how to speak properly with anybody, always unintentionally came off as a rude little shit when really I just didn't know better. Was a somewhat embarrassing experience, but it was a vital one.

Now I'm half way through my degree and I've accepted that I'm only in this for the money. I vividly remember the head of the department talking to me and asking me ''Think about why you want to be a dentist, because I and every other dentist wishes that somebody would've asked us this when we were younger and thought about it properly''. He was so right. But there was no way I could comprehend at such a young age, and it's too late by now.

5'8" is the masterrace height
>building muscle takes less time
>almost everything is made for people in your height range
>BENIS looks bigger relative to your body
>spend less money on food since you require less energy to function
>this is not cope

he's such a cringe. too far removed from common people to see what a wanker he is

>user, give me a footrub before sleep will you?

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post your n*gger p*nis

wouldn’t go to a pub with you emmet you’re a rambling schizo I heard thailads show

what reason is there to go to london when all my stuff's over here

I said su121212 not su1212 you fucking moron

this. unironically use oyster simply because it feels so much better with the minimum input delay

kek this is me

jumping the barrier is a peabrain
tailgating would by the infinity brain

just banter of course

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