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Literally made for the BBC (Big British cock)

if you're gonna thread split at least post something better than the other edition

gonna relax with a lemonade

spics fuck off

I much prefer the Maradona edition to this tayshit edition

0 stamina this thread high handrail of spark

all the world i've seen before me passing by

cum is pretty good

their stupid drama is just SOOO interesting

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gtfo

straight up now tell me, are you gonna love me forever?

I wonder if the PM will travel and make an ass out of himself again this year.

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we need a wall for /cum/ and we need it now

thoughts?

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Thinking about learning Turkish, thoughts?

your mind produces none

Mexicum

Rude

Why
Learn german or something else useful

listenin to humility

why?

There were two threads and I didn't know which was the one folks were gonna flock to.

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I want a Turkish gf 2bh

post in both

Doing a mad shit rn buds

This is what I listen when I'm not sobber
youtube.com/watch?v=_L6k9vZROXE

Haha

>not posting the one where the cat scrunches up it's face and is all "hey fuck you too!" in response

You deserve to be ritually beheaded, mutilated, and humiliated by the posting of pictures of your mutilated corpse to the internet! No, I'm sorry, I take it back, nobody deserves that, but Mexicans think they do.

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that one is better

once you get used to living without humidity though it's absolutely miserable to go back to it. You'd probably die!

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Are you a lizard

I realized I had a problem when I started saving pictures of women

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no """shes""" a whore

very nice

qt

LOVE LOVE LOVE
Bit overkill on the attire though

maybe i am

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Gonna post in this one now
Thinking about driving 50 miles to see a cute girl

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vocaroo.com/i/s1wZ7nTlGvWi

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>You'd probably die!
Then I'll just never leave!
I don't like humidity, in fact you could even say I HATE it!
Go for it.

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How do normals maintain friendships

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And since she knows I'm far away from her, is she basically saying it'll be okay for me to sleep at her house?

Nothing wrong being a whore, chile's just living her life like the rest of us man

going to the bar on friday/sat nights
going to parties
going out for dinners/drinks week nights
maybe vidya if they're nerdy normies

>Nothing wrong being a whore

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he can't be a whore so he's jealous

Gonna ask her to push it back to Saturday or something.....

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Had tacos for dinner. They were good :)

sweden do not live a normal life so he doesn't know

It's not worth it brother

She is INCREDIBLY cute

>sweden do not live a normal life so he doesn't know

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can't believe you save it
geez

You'd probably like it here, least in the summer. Normally I tell people to fuck off, we're full but I suppose we can make an exception for you!

also I really hope those catboys aren't in their litterboxes cause that was my first thought

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Post her tinder

qt

Ban all Mexicans right this fucking instant or else

is maisie williams attractive?

The other tinderposter already posted her, her name is Brandilyn

no, but she kinda reminds me of chile. they both have that downsy look about them

To me shes like a 6/10

Curious post

It's real fucking tough with her because in some of her pics she actually looks attractive but in some of them she looks like an absolute goblin. I think I'd have to lean more on the unattractive side

KEK

>downsy look

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this

>Ban all Mexicans right this fucking instant or else

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I only find latina women attractive
(Don't tell my wh*Te gf)

Both of you should meet up with her at the same time could be some dank memes 2bh

I would prefer to hang out with her one on one desu

The spics can stay, leaf posters are the one's holding back this general's true potential

i like my jaw 2bh

I WANNA TALK TO A FUCKING GIRL
WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN?? This is pissing me off

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We ARE this general. Without us you guys are nothing

the leafs are the best posters

because ur gay lol

still thinking about the pitbull pic

CHI

You're not unattractive to say the least. Though I think a change of glasses would serve you well

OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS OF /cum/ POSTERS:

>1. Canada
>2. USA
>3. Mexico
>90001. Chile

I am 100% straight but for some reason women don't wanna fuck me or talk to me

ÅH NEJ NEJ NEJ HAHAHA

Someone dox Ashley
I need to see if she looks how I imagine her

thank you i guess but i like my glasses

KILL ALL SPICS THEY ARE ALL STUPID RRRRRREEEEEEEEEE DO IT WHILE YOU CAN I DON'T THAT HAVE MUCH TIME I

hard to dox her because she just spams commie shit over and over, need more info

>I suppose we can make an exception for you!
You're too kind!
>I really hope those catboys aren't in their litterboxes
Nooo... they're just getting comfy in a cardboard box.

I'm going to have a nap, see ya later gator.

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tell me how you lost your virginity

ok gl hf~

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put benis in bagina :DDD

I fucked your mom

enrique is based

Got really drunk and banged a really fat chick

got the cock hard full mast and stuck it in a wet pussy

sneed

what are your pronouns /cum/

fucked a qt blonde cheerleader at a church youthgroup overnight thing.

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who