/brit/

HOW DID THE COLESLAW GET IN YA FOOKIN MOUTH

Would you rather fast for a week (you can build up to it) or only eat mcdonalds for 10 days?

Snap!

Do you lads watch Grimoire on CX network lads?

Post your PSN ID

Playing on PS3

Feel naught but pity for Emmett.

Monday night, time to get high alone and seriously wonder if I'm autistic

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could do with 10 days worth of Mcdonalds right now 2bh

Experience in shit you'll never do because you have no balls you fucking literal child.
Shut the fuck up you fucking Nerdy little faggot.

reminder that schizo got signed off by the doctor has unfit to work and gets disability benefits

how'd the coleslaw get in your mouth mate

Only eat Maccy Ds. Maccy Ds is class.

schizos life is so sad that when people say they have a job, family and friends he thinks theyre larping
beginning to feel bad for him

All the boys at the /britfeel/ meet were desperate to feed me

I'll fucking stamp your shins in m8, I fuckin rip yer windpipe out and throttle you on it, I tear you limb from limb and cremate the remains you pillock, I'll rip out yer fingernails and give you a saltwater manicure you little poof, I'll knock you out in on blow and shit on your corpse you little dogshit.

Mad to think that /brit/ is one of the fastest if not THE fastest moving recurring thread on the website

Literally shaping a non trivial part of internet culture in this thread in some ways

Based schizo.

going to shower lads and you cant stop me

You realize I'm not on benefits, right?
Did I say that? No I didn't.

that would involve
1) you leaving the house
2) you owning a passport
3) you having the money to travel
so it's impossible I would ever see you

This is my island!

such as.... ?

Reminder that schizo posted his timestamped micropenis here.

fuck sake 4 hours of nighttoil left lads

You you wouldn't you little fucking gay gimp.
The UK isn't hard you're a bunch of sheltered little fucking FREAKS that have never seen so much as anything more deadly than a fucking butter knife in your life.
I've heard you fucking children try to talk shit about seeing this and that on here.
Its so fucking tame and laughable it makes me absolutely fucking crease my balls off.
Shut the fuck up before I embarrass you to suicide.

schizo is pretty based honestly
takes a dicking from the whole /brit/ crew and he can still btfo everyone

*Turns your water off* now what?

I literally do. Would be heartbroken if I had a kid that turned out like that. At a certain point its not funny to poke fun at the mentally ill, no matter how vitriolic they are.

would rather not be reminded mate

admire the confidence

That's actually interesting, since the Jow Forums/4channel schism of 2018 /brit/ is probably the fastest moving thread on the website.
Janny ought to take our orders, we rule this site.

Holy shit shut the fuck up and top yourself you little grim antipodean freak I'd have you buried in the fucking bush you literal soyboy

see
>I have a job, friends and family that love me
your reply
>You're LARPing and talking out of your ass

Would you rather spend a year in France or South Korea?

Asian power

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who let the retard make the new?

love my mum and dad too much to consider suicide

Reminder: desu baka and senpai were filtered site-wide because of top brit shaggers spawning fresh internet culture

So what you're saying is.......

Hitler was a one balled, scat fetishist, homosexual, African, Jew, junkie, dog fucking, niece molesting paedophilic, schizophrenic bipolar who was impotent

is it cute?

Feel sorry for everyone who posts here regularly (myself included). It's sad and it's an addiction.

you literally did say that
who cares about having a job, family and friends? at least you have some memories from back when you used to leave the house

you're so lucky man, I'd throw my entire life away just to have some memories haha you're so cool x

One of the coolest albums I’ve heard in years

Literally just stopping what I’m doing to sit here and listen to it on surround sound. Black metal background but the album is ambient, avant-garde...jazz at times?

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You little pissy shit, you haven't got the brains of the back half of a weasel you gharstly little insect, I can only assume most of your muttoid ancestor mated with beavers to produce your lineage, likely the only women your relatives could ever get if they resemble you even slightly.

he genuinely does btfo out of almost everybody in /brit/ apart from me, its sad when he have on the ropes and I finish the job. Have him on his arse trembling with tears running into his keyboard and then when I am done some cretin comes along and continues my fight and gets btfo

>Hitler had one bollock
>Hitler was into scat
>Hitler was gay
>Hitler was African
>Hitler was a Jew
>Hitler was a druggie
>Hitler fucked his dog
>Hitler incest with niece
>Hitler pedo with niece
>Hitler schizophrenic
>Hitler bipolar
>Hitler impotent

I'm really starting to think he must have been redpilled

Yo kid...just shut the fuck up. You're just talking nonsense now and putting pieces together that don't fit to play along with your made up narrative because you're a dork that fancies yourself as a smart guy, which is probably the only thing going on for you in your life because you've never touched a breast or kissed a woman on the lips, or had real unhinged fun with your mates like a man outta do.
Go play your fucking world of Warcraft or whatever faggot nerdy limp wristed shelterd surburban faggot spoiled gay kid nigger shit you do, ok?
I'm not like you. At all. I am nothing like you, whatsoever.
You're embarrassing yourself.

Bet you don't love them enough to be a child they could be proud of.

i just want to know what experience you have
so far all youve said is experience in shit which sounds grim considering youre trained as a sparky and not a plumber

based chink canadian
canada for the yellows
fuck wypipo

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My parents wouldn't care. Because it would be one less worry to think about when they die.

Emmett on the right.

Why didnt joe rogan beat the shit out of him?

Was that seriously /brit/? I think I’ve only been here 2-3 years so I wouldn’t remember

I've never said that you fucking literal lying out your ass retard child.
Shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself you fucking faggot pakistani shitskin gimp 19 year old faggot.
Go play FIFA you fucking gamer dork.

Poley and Schizo are 2 regulars who have both posted their penis at one time or another

ah yes, but does it pass the dave test

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Having several books worth of .txt documents to copy/paste into /brit/ is not impressive.

You done?

I easily make up 50% of the Irish posts here
I need to find a better use of my time

Night night boizzz!!

if you invented an instrument that could convert tears into speech, it would give you the post

so fucking angry and butthurt lmaooo he's fucking done for

sauce

screaming at how emmett had to change proxies
state

It's why their so desperate to control us

Thanks for reminding me of the time I saw a sex offenders little brown willy in a chastity cage. Cheers, bud.

lol why are you so upset
yes you did see

DAVE! Where are you Dave, I need you to listen to this album

youtu.be/AUQpHPPbdCI

that'll do pig, that'll do.

Hey you wanna know something funny? I can play an instrument and I can talk better shit on here than you!
Imagine that! Imagine fucking that!
You literal fucking gimpy little GEN Z faggot child.
You fucking waste of human flesh.

Schizo absolutely destroyed, he won't show his ugly little face around these parts again.

As if I made any attempt whatsoever to hide it.
Unlike yourself I don't LARP you little slant eyed incel freak.

this is why you get btfo time and time again

He wont like this one bit

how am i larping again

Mate you've literally lost yourself in the conversation you have the IQ of a fucking beanbag, virgin.
Shut the fuck up and stop you're making me shit my pants out of embarrassment here.

jesus christ, schizo blown the fuck out

In a pointless internet argument, the person who gets the most angry and emotionally invested is the loser

it's as simple as that

*Posts face for a rating from the lads on /brit/*

/brit/ is one shagadelic general baby!

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Reckon the guy who's been in this argument for the past 3 years against anyone and everyone who's bored enough to insult him is the most angry.

Ha, you sound mad. Cope.

Oh my god schizo genuinely might not show his face around here again

this except it applies to yourself

YEAH

In what sense at ALL you fucking LARP act retard.
Jesus fucking CHRIST put a rope around your neck.
I absolutely demolish every single one of these virgin gimps.

>the person who gets the most angry and emotionally invested is the loser
I mean if that's the measure then that is literally always Schizo. Never seen someone get so worked up over so little, so frequently.

Looking forward to come home lads. Just promise me bixit is gonna be fine.
R-Right?