Bodies of Jow Forums thread

dude you look like a pear, no offense

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Im fat and the only part I am happy with is my back

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Lol fatty

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good fucking lord lachlan

You're fucking hot m8

175cm / 5’9
62kg / 145lbs? I forgot how much it was in pounds

are guys usually this hairy?? this is yucky

I am a 23yo kissless virgin ...

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wats the point of this?

its obviously a larp

Thats hairy to you? Jeez

Hi lads

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Thats not 80 kg bro thats more like 60

The only thing that could make that worst is it'd been thick hair

W-Why? You have nice strong arms and a wide sexy torso :3

>what's the point of this it's obviously a larp
>larp

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Stop being fucking gay

I haven't fapped in one week, I need to seek relief somewhere

I thought you mexicans were renown for being hairy mf

that's pretty average for how hair goes here, though most stereotypical >aussie surfer dudes are either blonde or shave it

Lmao im flexing very hard... Under Jow Forums circumstances I would be far below average in body composition
Theres a reason why my face is not displayed
Also I am only 5'10

169cm short "male" manlet midget
52kg musclelet weightlet
16cm small "average" penislet

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what state you from mate?
very nice

How autistic do you have to be to make this picture

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Still disgusting

I'm not autistic -- never been diagnosed with anything like that.

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>I thought you mexicans were renown for being hairy mf
Lol wtf

you're the burger from uni right?

>23andme
>dna.land
>yourdnaportal.com
>mdlp k27
>eurogenes
>lukaszm k47

why are burgers so obsessed with genetics and race?

Melbourne m8

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something something mutt meme

>Melbourne

Yess

you know what I mean lmao

Yeah fairo, is that your home town? I'm from W.A., hear you guys got rivalry with Sydney.

wasn't calling you a mutt, mutt, just wondering why you lads are so obsessed with ancestry and race. "I'm 1/16th Irish" and the likes.

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Impregnate me

Timestamp now. This can't be real.

Where are your shoulders, mate?

how is it like being a burger in German uni? Do they bully you for being a burger

i hope so

It mostly boils down to stupid semi ironic questions you also encounter on Jow Forums about us
Most Germans obviously hate the accent

That wasn't me, my brainlet Australian friend.
Why are you using my actions as a reflection of ALL Americans?
I've seen others with similar images -- Germans, Australians, etc.

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>pic related

I've heard there's a stark difference in how Germans from what was once East Germany and West Germany treat Murican's / Australian's / British folk. Is that the case?

(Uncle went over there and said he was pretty much treated like dirt on the East side compared the Western parts, and that the streets and buildings and stuff are pretty different from each other.)

Yeah there's some here and in other Western countries but it seems way more prevalent from US flags.

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>I've heard there's a stark difference in how Germans from what was once East Germany and West Germany treat Murican's / Australian's / British folk. Is that the case?
Can't say much, never been on eastside

make me, nerd

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are you a qt latina

Easterner here, we're full, don't come here, not even as a tourist

>fuck off we're full
nice

Fairo lad
What sort of cultural differences have you found hard to overcome in the time you've been there?

Never been outside my state so I'm sorry about being quite overly curious.

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I am (ㆁᴗㆁ)

Shops are closed on Sundays and the weather is dogshit
Not as bad as England, but still

timestamped pic bb

mexico
174 cm
54 kg

Anglo-Celtic bulls such as ourselves aren't all that hairy. South & Central America has significant input from Southern Europe, Northern Africa, and the Middle-east, which is why you lads are so hairy.

nup defo 80 kg's mate

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**

Our WalkGod which art in Australia
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Brisbane.
Give us this day our daily walk,
and forgive us for not lifting of course,
as we also have forgiven our stragglers,
and those who straggle against us,
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power,
and the glory, for ever.
Amen.

I'm,
176cm
54kg
20cm pen0r

any tips for fat-building?

>weather is dogshit
no snow?

>shops are closed on Sundays
sounds like how Perth used to be

anything other than that?

would never post my face here

Over eat healthy rich in protein and carb foods and do moderate exercise for 60 mins a day (walk / light jog and some muscle building) is the best advice I can give ya mate. It'll take time.

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same goes for you, though you're really close so it might not matter.

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>any tips for fat-building?
Are you calling me fat?
I'm underweight BMI.

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Yeah, that's why I asked.

I'm 18.2 BMI...
I used to be 17 BMI...
I eat too much...

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working for the chinese like a true blue fair dinkum aussie

Weighed myself and was 10kg higher than i was expecting

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>rio tinto
>chinese
Melbourne level education my cunt

post bobs or vegene

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If you show any of your friends I'll kill you

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>spain
>178cm
>55kg

bob the hairy builder

underweight?

>195cm
>75kg

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according to a BMI calculator im "acceptably thin", not underweight...
but i wish i could gain weight, i just dont have much apetite and my metabolism doesnt allow

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does doing lots of exercise make you hungry?

sure, i eat more if i exercise

them childbearing hips

i think we are accually pretty hairy a a country, is it the irish or something
pretty jealous the natural amount my appetite tells me to eat makes me a fat shit

once you force yourself past that barrier of being hungry you get used to eating less, your body is just used to having a lot of energy.
t. op who used to be 98 kg's

It's probably best to go to a GP about this but maybe exercise, eat more, exercise then eat more? you'll be getting fit as you gain weight too (increased muscle mass from microscopic tears in the muscle fibre, muscle also weighs more than fat)

i think i got used to eating little when my mom forgot me home alone as small kid the entire day and i had nothing to eat
i think its better to be a bit overweight than a bit underweight anyway... probably healthier
thanks, will try. i do get into "pushup" periods where i get small pecs but i dont really gain weight

best to talk to a GP mate, i'm just some rando on the other side of the planet, fucking spider gf's

i have been going on Jow Forums for almost year now, rate?

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8/10

do you naturally not grow any hair or are you shaved? 7/10 bretty good

out of my cuntry slope

Gooks can’t grow hair

skeleton

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I look like that without even going on Jow Forums. 0/10

>an entire race of perfect trap material
should i go to thailand

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>Japan
>180cm
>65kgs

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