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hmmm

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2019 is the year I lose weight and take care of my inner thigh chafing

morning russia lad

no it's not
be quiet

has anyone actually tried this

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Looks absolutely horrible

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didnt used to care for star wars all that much at all but the new ones are so bad that they got me into the ot and pt

Think Asia should unironically be split into two separate continents
Feel sorry that the Japanese and that have to share a continent with fucking Iran and Pakistan and shit

Rubbish, pukka gear that

anyone else unironically look Asian in the morning

Lads, I’m British

I regret nothing this is a part of being human in my opinion

There must be some mistake. Toilman wants me to work. He must have not realised how cold it is out of bed yet.

Brits forget they're on the same continent as Japan, let alone France.

>t. eats burritos and pancakes for breakfast

wrong

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who /accountant/ here?

Might buy an origin pc because pewdiepie told me to

excellence what an ugly word some thing are unsightly but I would describe it as unheardly an even uglier word would perhaps be clitoris

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oh just shut up

zishy always finds those interesting looking womyn

not your typical bimbo blonde

why does this "Russian" keep typing random drivel

use his discount code if he has one
pewds is based

You dive long enough and you become fish

Fucking seething

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Me and the major don't see eye to eye on a
Number of things, he'll take a guy like me oh yeah

How will "true" Aussies recover?

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mad how i actually noticed that bitch look as well just watching it before you posted that

any wacky brucii in?

i'm not removing that, thats pukka gear

this is /brit/

does paper rot I wonder wood rots if I remember corretcly

because hes based

did not answer my question in the slightest
waste of a reply

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aussies btfo by based slaay queen

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me and the lads on the toil train

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if you don't know you don't know

plastic smells differently now perhaps they changed something about it

Got a doctors appointment today.
Hope it's terminal cancer.

are you a paki?

>going to my first proper rave soon
>ex gf will be there most certainly cause she works with them

How do I approach this lads? I plan on getting off my face on MDMA and 2cb so if I run into her I'll probably be a mess

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I was a cliff climber when I was youger a dangerous job for those with no fear in heart

go with a massive buttplugg in so all of your attention will be on the stretching/pleasure in your anus

broke a "credit card" and it had nothing but plastic inside nothing else just more plastis whats happening

does the plastic smell different?

How long has she been your ex for? Don't think doing MD and bumping into her will be a good idea.

they hide the big wad of foldies in the chip

I got duped into buying something this size at a burger king in an airport once, they asked me if I wanted XL and I said yeh.. thinking it would just be a large fries and coke. Out comes this ridiculous skyscraper burger I had to deconstruct and eat with a knife and fork.

Sounds gay

We last had sex in september but after that we stopped talking

Would you like to see less of Pier Morgan, or niggers on the TV?

Im responsible for a large number of people their faults are mine in a way because as a teacher I failed to teach them

oh thailad

ikr

the fluctuations of currency you can make money off that but you need money first start a business work for someone else perhaps?

There's a a big chance of you being a mess on your comedown, or days after, even if we weren't to bump into her. That's why I hate MDMA. Terrible stuff.

found out a girl i've been talking to has been blacked and cannot stop wanking to that thought lads

i know a guy who once got a double pounder which was a quarter pounder with like 8 pattys and slices of cheese

So are you saying I should just stick to drinking? Hmmmm I mean thats what I will be doing if I cant get a hold of any mdma

I ordered some Miracle Spring Water™

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Now I won’t be a virgin freak

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> double pounder which was a quarter pounder with like 8 pattys and slices of cheese
it's literally like a foreign language to me
never eat fast food

It's silly, once it's too big to pick up and take a bite out of it's no longer a burger imo.

always asusme worst thats what ive been told so far it worked i think

What is it then?

>Peter Popoff
is he still a thing? He was outed as a massive fraud like 20 years ago.

a plate of beef

No, lol. I think the correct answer would be that you shouldn't let your ex influence what you do when you go out, but I'm just saying what I think would happen. I mean, you might not even bump into her if it's a big rave.

Just saw that commercial on television, so apparently

If I ever get on the game my account name on adultwork will be THRILLHO

mental
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A ride in an early automobile probably wasnt the most pleasant one I mean did they even have the thing to make it less bumpy?

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paki takeaway near me used to sell a burger that was a beef patty and a chicken fillet in one bap with cheese in between

you stole them from me lest call things by their names

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Nahhh I'll probably bump her, the venue isnt that big its more of a club if anything.

We haven't seen her in so long, I get butterflies just thinking about bumping into her in the rave nd I don't know why

I think whatever happens happens honestly, just go for a good time and a laugh break my rave virginity (although ive already broke it when i went to a festival)

metal helping hand

don't understand your fascination with this woman. assume it's another part of your gimmick

proverbs for all ages and all coutries and nations and races

>it's literally like a foreign language to me
>never eat fast food

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I'd fry up my own bacon at home and slip it in to complete the set

whats the biggest zoo animal you lads reckon you could spark in a fight?

Red panda

morning, /brit/

march on solider my imperialistic ambitions must be satisfied

jews aren't white

I’ve been working out religiously for about 5 months now.

A whole gaggle of hamplanets waddled past me in the supermarket the other day, and they were speaking with each other, but I couldn’t understand any word they were saying.

It’s like fat people have become another species to me

is that a aggretsuko reference

Mashallah. As the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) once said, "There is a remedy for every malady and when the remedy is applied to the disease, it is cured."

hey your that fag who posted on brit about joining some islam groupie yesterday, right?

fucking lol. love seeing meltdowns like this. imagine if she posted on Jow Forums. she'd fucking lose it

so ill
my esophagus feels like a sarlac pit

tapir

paggaggrretsuko

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Nor do I, had it once at s birthday party. That was quite enough. Just don't see the point.