This is the perfect Europe
>A Russian having an opinion on perfection
AAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahah
based and redpilled
Something is off about this map
Why did you leave North-Ireland (what belongs to Britain)?
AAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahah
we are quintessentially nordic/western european
based and redpilled
Why is russia included?
The slav fears the germanic
based bong
yes, germans are niggers
one day ima make one these myself and it WILL be perfect and you will all recognise it as such
Literally shaking, hu?
based
*ahem*
bit rude
I assume you mean that on this map, the perfect Europe went into space and left you losers behind.
FUG space empire when?
All Europe must be russian
F.U.G. L.I.F.E.
(Finally Us Guys Live In Freedom Empire)
Die in a motoring accident
You made Estonia quite big but okay.
Why you have so hard desire to force your 3rd world shithole to everyone?
>can't even justify
You are not any better than niggers.
Fixed it
Based and reichpilled.
I can't find any flaws.
kek
pink is Ottoman Empire, by the way
fixed
Good thing we're no germans then
>le ebin Großmediterraniums with ebin greater Shitaly and Grease
>but Germany has no right to exist as country, just let the shitholes expand
NPC
Looks like better.
Imagine being trapped on an island with Belgium
tru
>he thinks no one would notice
this
unironically fix'd yurop
>inb4 seething non-countries
>sami
DONT
Sami in German are called "Samen", same as our word for seed/sperm
Is Czech/Slovak really closer than Rus/Ukr or Nor/Swe?
A week old patch of sperm contains more culture and is more of an achivement than the Sami.
I think so
Czech and Slovak are basically the same language whereas a Russian can't fully understand a Belarusian or Ukrainian
kinda rude
since they're not Nordic like you or Norwegians I just put them together with the other underdeveloped tribes to your east
>the perfect Europe according to a Russian guy is the Europe without the biggest countries that could stop Russian hegemony in Europe
Who would have thought.
>Italy still a peninsular
HAHAHAHAHA
You should also include northern Norway in that case. They have the largest population of sami people.
as you can see I simply went after the linguistic borders marked in that map
Well then the original map is off
What's the point of creating puppet states within Russia? It's not like they'd have any autonomy
Sure, try to put three different kinds of peoples into one country, see how long it'll last
(Hint: not very long)
all these micronations within Russia are too small for an independent state to make sense
they'd be landlocked and dependent on Russia anyway
so autonomy within Russia makes more sense
similar with the Romansh in Italy/Germany, with the Basques in Spain or with the Hungarian enclave in Romania - too small and geographically too unfavorably located for a separate sense to make sense
saw this coming
>ayo we wuzn't German
>we wuz first victims and shit
t. nation of Adolf Hitler
gigacringe.
That's literally the only thing you spastics always screech whenever an Austrian says we're no germans. Is WW2 really the only thing you germans are capable of wrapping your mind around other than WÖRK WÖRK WÖRK? Fuck me you guys are retarded and predictable
a Saxon is Saxon and German
a Bavarian is Bavarian and German
you're Austrian and German
I'm Swabian and German
if you deny this you're either an immigrant or mentally retarded.
It's the Tirolfag who thinks his is the only area they speak slightly different as the main argument. Then submits himself to Vienna where they speak different again
Oh yes, because speaking the same language definitely makes you a part of one group of peoples. It's definitely not traditions, history, culture, a sense of community and a group identity. Now lets take a look at this together
>Traditions
Nope
>History
Sure
>Culture
Hell no
>Sense of community
Even less no
>Group identity
What the fuck are you smoking?
The history we have with germany can be traced back mostly to the HRE, which was nothing more than a loosely based """"union"""" of states, that didn't agree on much and even waged war against eachother. Even the European Union is more of a "country" and an "Empire" than the HRE was.
So, in a world where nothing but language matters we'd be the same, but unfortunately for you, that isn't the case.
Must be nice being so disillusioned. I bet you have no worries whatsoever due to them
@99866921
cringe.
>culture/traditions has to be a tight, uniform block throughout a country without any internal differences
Bavaria is more distant to Low Saxony than to you in that regard, yet the former two function together. Because on the grand scale it's still similar enough
Delete this nigger.
it seems our main touristic attractions have dissapeared from the map. i guess we'll have to do with no drunkards...
Bavaria is Austria 2.0, and we still get along (at least most of the time) to form a unified country. Your argument doesn't make any sense
This is some s*mogitian tier shit
holy shit
It's pretty empty and boring, don't you see?
Austria is Bavaria 2.0, not the other way around.
the area of modern Bavaria was settled by Germans before Austria was settled, and the Bavarians are an old Germanic tribe, unlike Austrians (Austria/Österreich literally means eastern march - eastern borderland of the newly settled territory)
Peace in europe is boring yes
Yes, it does make sense. Simply because you don't see the gaping differences doesn't mean we don't. As one of your idiot countrymen already said, you germans have big cultural differences. We don't. A small difference to you is a huge one to us. Only the most southern parts of both Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg are somewhat similar to us, the rest is simply too different and I, alongside most of my countrymen, don't see a reason why we should form a country with foreign people
You germans are like the Americans of Europe
I have no clue what "s*mogitian" even means and apparently neither do you have a clue about Austria at all. Let me guess, all you know aobut Austria is our part in WW2 and whatever you've read on Jow Forums?
Nah we have more sami than you, but also more norwegian living in the far north so sami are not the majority in most areas except for southern Finnmark and on area in Troms (which he hase marked on the map) while they are the majority in some of your remote areas due to swedes being more centralized.
what's the point of Austria without the Habsburg dynasty desu
weakening Germany
Balkan lands and women belongs to the TURKISH MEN.
Beautiful
Cringe.
Nice denial. Even most of Belgians admit they're French / Dutch. You literally asked for union with Germany in 1938.
>tfw u don't live in a world where Ukrainians and Kazakhs are one of the top naval powers in the world with cool pirates and shit
why live
Does that also make me a nazi? Because back then Austrians were Nazis as well. Stop being stuck in the past, things change
Please elaborate what those "big cultural differences" are. Eating Schnitzel instead of Bockwurst?
Muller, Matschgerer, Blochziachn, Schemenlaffn, Wompelerreitn, Herz-Jesu, Olmobtrieb, Ostermarkt, Polmkatzln, etc.
>different regions of Germany have dialects
wow
Are you retarded? That's not about our Dialects
Finland should go all the way to urals
>implying having special carnival traditions just like any region in Germany makes you non-German
>implying having alps just like every mountainous German region like Switzerland or Bavaria makes Austria non-German
>implying having Easter traditions just like every Christian and every German region makes you non-German
c r i n g e
you're not that special.
>not greater Finland
Igor....
>ywn go skiing near the gigantic seaside cliffs of italy and switzerland
I'm not saying that we're literally the only people having traditions around certain things, but you've obviously never been at any of those or you'd know that they're not like the ones you have.
And by your logic literally every region having those traditions is german
>german mountainous region like Bavaria and Switzerland
Are you serious? Only the southernmost part of Bavaria actually has mountains. Also german speaking swiss also aren't germans.
Anyways, i'll end this discussion now. It's just a waste of time talking to disillusioned people like you. In the end it doesn't matter how much autistic screeching you and your people do. Austria will remain a different country with a different folk. You can go and seethe somewhere else now
>Austria will remain a different country
yes
>with a different folk
no
ДABAЙ
>*instantly become thirdworld*