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she said she was crazy in college so that may be enough to cause someone to go far in the other direction. says her last boyfriend was a limp dick

you have better odds if you do it in real life anyways. shit sucks for me because i'm comp sci and there's no chicks in my everyday life

also because you're a small willy virgin with no confidence

It's nuts to think that this man holds on to a souvenir of my country.

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converting to sikhism and moving to chandigarh

Utterly disgusting. Look at her face. She looks like mr potato head. Irish flags will be all over it

More than half of the commonwealth is Indian.

sue

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*doesn't do captcha*

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good post

Did he ever catch whoever was hacking his PC?

Inflation is going to eat away all of your saving so you might as well buy whatever you want right now

and that's a good thing

:3

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>having your savings in GBP

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mmm shiny

can we stop saying racist words now kthxbai

where's 190

Rorke's mind is literally occupied by thoughts of black men

like?

imagine being out with the lads with your bollocks all but sat on the edge of the table

why would we have inflation

gammon

Bank interest rates don't keep up with inflation anymore, and when you ask why they tell you "Oh but we're giving you lower interest rates on loans and mortgages instead" but it doesn't balance out. Corporate greed tbqh, they've figured out that in the digital age you can't survive without bank accounts and now they take advantage of us. Invest in appreciating assets like income properties instead.

*nods repectively towards you*

most girls deserve to be cheated on, keep them on their toes

Brexit

Some of what are probably single mothers in Preston are GRIM

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Tarq is an absolute weapon

Impossible to do that nowadays unless your parents are minted or you live super frugally

any yodel man in?

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*tips hat just so*

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kek this is me

reckon 2 would look much better if there wasn't so much glossy shit on her face

2,1,4,3

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can someone post the apu hanging himself

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now THIS is EPIC

sure

Wish I was a fat baby. What a blissful existence.

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reply "peng" and your mother dies in her sleep.

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Sister FAILED her driving test lads.

but there'd be massive riots if there was massive inflation
don't think the government would want that to happen now would they?

>"friend"

Absolute nonce

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NEET shagged 21 birds after friend texted him 'virgin freak' every day for six weeks

How so lad

Average Aryan woman

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>mfw my mum is threatening to get me sectioned for simply saying I got injured at worked and can't go gym
I swear lads that and she keeps trying to get me to hit her I would move out if I wasn't destitutely poor.

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that's a true friend you soppy cunt
good job you weren't his mate or he'd still be a fat fuck

Guffawing.

Looooool good post

Having a shit at work lads

Done almost zero work today, I'm in a catatonic state. I need some speed or something

literally this

get a job you lazy cunt

CAUSE you've got pictures of babies on your Hard Disk Drive

at least she cares
I've hospitalised myself countless times and she's always satisfied with "I won't do it again"

love aryans me

MAD FIT

>they can stop it

Imagine being this thick

sounds like she had planned something important :P

Shag her.

Feel like we are on the precipice of a major financial crisis

wasn't going to but then I clicked on the picture. now I feel compelled to say this: pengin' 'l

because I want to be a fat baby

Maybe in the UK, property outside of major cities and super high dollar areas is still relatively affordable here if plan it out correctly. Finance your first starter home as early as possible, live in it and pay the mortgage while you establish yourself in your career. When you're making enough money to put a down payment on a nicer house, finance that, keep the first house and rent it out. You'll generally get more renting a house out than your mortgage payment, so the tenant is paying your mortgage for you and the rest is profit every month. Passive income on the side, keep building your career and repeat. Then when your tenants have paid your mortgage(s) off you either sit back and collect straight profit or liquidate and cash out for a tidy retirement

LOL it's like that picture somebody posted before haha

This one I mean

>they can stop it
didn't say this now did I?
you fuckwit

HARPED the nonce. yeah yeah buddy back of the van you go

Why?

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

it's true
i can see the declivity from my bedroom (on the computer)

>just buy a house bro it's easy

Most of the American military infantry are white men from the deep south

You implied by saying the government wouldn't want it to happen as if what they want has any worth in the situation.

Rorke will rue the day he called me a nigger on an online image board

no

shut the fuck up
you know who you are

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how do I make my dick thicker? It's a bit on the thin side.

the process is incredibly easy

just dress well bro

convinced the only reason I have such an attraction to slags is because I’ve never really spoke to any
I think in reality I’d never go for one but when I’m alone on the ‘chonnel they seem perfect

I was thinking about posting this

I've been to one today lad and have another one for a bar job tonight lad I'm trying my hardest I swear all I said was I've injured my back and knees from my current job and can't go gym today and taking pain killers would be a daft idea for pre workout.
The North is a special hell for employment.
But I don't need to go lad.
She shagged enough random men when I was a child desu. To the point where I don't like being touched or female attention.
I'd rather not lad.

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Ask Jow Forums

hairy fanny: love it
hairy pits: love 'em
hairy legs and arms: Think I'm going to be sick

literally so easy to do

RORKE STOP SAYING NIGGER

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Pretty sure the attraction with slags is that they open their legs as quickly as they open their mouths lad.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

just go up and ask her out bro its easy!!!

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>She shagged enough random men when I was a child desu. To the point where I don't like being touched or female attention.
awful, just awful

i really feel for you, i really do - take care