How do I make a friend from there?

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Why do you want a friend from here? This country is a shithole and the people who live here are cunts.

Easy there, Abdul

I think that it's an interesting and cool place. I think that the English, Welsh and Scottish people are cool.

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What about Irish?

They seem nice too

Anglo cannot into friendship.

you don't, they'll stab you in the back first chance they'll get.
this

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i'll be ur friend

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just be a good laugh and don't be sensitive/uptight
russia is literally billy no mates: the country

me 2

This guy is my best friend. We had many adventures in the 80s and 90s being persecuted by countless mafias and working for the intelligence services of several countries. He will deny it, but just because he is a good spy.

>I sound very stupid when I speak English

you wouldn't sound stupid if you went to the North

but then why would anyone go there

check your inbox

British people are all fucking eccentric and you would have to be as well to want to come here

Sheesh swedes have it so easy, so many nice brits

yeah I'd hate to make friends with Brazilians in comparison ay

i'd be nice to everyone if they made a civilised thread about us like this one
problem is half of you foreigners have a butthurt complex regarding us

Me too

Well said

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Hell yeah bruv

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monster is a goth drink which is literally the complete opposite of a chav you clueless yank fool
chavs and goths are mortal enemies

I like the uk. made a lot of scientific discoveries, gave the world a universal language that doesn't have autistic conjugation or gendered nouns like french, helped defeat napoleon and hitler, made good music, and LOTR is my favorite book.

their mountains are not as good as ours though

We like Switzerland too but for me, I prefer the rolling green hills of the English countryside to some big snowy mountains.
It's a lot more practical too.

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Hope you appreciate this user

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Do people think this?

brazil unironically could have been great under british control
dumb short sighted iberians had no long term thinking and just extracted resources, look how far that got them lmao, the were rich for 100-150 years at best then they got blown the fuck out by smarter northern europeans

remember that half of the british empire was discovered by iberians first but they were too stupid to establish themselves there

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everywhere would've been better under uk control though

exactly

In Brazil, yes.

Sadly enough, I know.

Well I must disagree, and think that scotland is the most beautiful part of the uk due to its mountains. But each must love his own country

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Scotland is a dump just like your country

>noone likes me
>fuck you though

if a country that scores #2 in the world in HDI is a dump then every country in the world must be one.

scotland is very pretty

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I'll be your friend babber, we can go for rides on the steamroller and drink scrumpy

Failing that, just get drunk down and pub and you will befriend other drunks