Eagrán gan eagrán
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>3 and a half hours until I win he Euro millions
Hello my Celtic brethren
Hello boys it is I Marty chan
Irish terrier
SEETHING incel makes anti-Marty memes because he knows he'll never get as much virgin punani
ANTI Marty memes? Not in this household
Thinking of starting a podcast lads
About what?
Got any ideas
Why the Irish language will never be revived without communism
Zetsubou
Also, the delay between posts being submitted and posts appearing in threads is dodgy as fuck especially because it's a 4channel thing.
OK that's my first episode
Oh thank God I thought it was just me.
Will you be sharing?
Is slag culture big in Ireland like in Britain?
More or less, although slightly less lusty for BBC simply because of a low supply
I've said before, I'll buy everyone a GF/Daki of their choice
Can I buy you as a GF? Seems like the best way to maximise my bottom line.
30 million, final offer
>30 million
Yen? And only if you win a lotto sum greater or equal to €100,000.
Say something interesting
30 million Euros. The lotto is 25 Mil and if I'm whoring myself out, it has to be bigger than the jackpot
BIG HAIRY 40 YEAR OLD FANNY
My hills are equal if not better than yours.
Go on...
Are they alive with the sound of Irish music?
Yes, and the watchful ghosts of national heroes whose sacrifices we shall never ever forget.
FUCKING FIFTY FANNY FLAPS FARTING FIERCE
Eating taytos lads, only a multipack though.
You fatarse lol
something interesting
teehee
Based Marty always has the last laugh.
Wish I got more money on the dole. It's not enough to fund my hobbies
Which hobbies? Also get job.
Guitar, mainly. Exclusively, actually, unless playing video games counts as a hobby.
>get job
nyet
How does guytar cost money?
I want more guitars because they can be very different from each other. And I want more guitar amplifiers and effects pedals as well.
Everytime he smashes the gf's head he has to get a new one
The dole shouldn't be used to fund such things.
>TFW didn't win the lotto
BUT YOU PROMISED US!
What's the muzzer situation like in Ireland
I'm sorry lads, there was nothing I could do
Better luck next time lol
At least you get the dole.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN
TO CROSSMAGLEN
FAREWELL TO CARRICKMORE
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF IRELAND BOYS
AND I WONT BE BACK FOR MORE
AND I WONT BE BACK FOR MORE
SO ALL YOU YOUNG LADS
IN ENGLAND WHERE
YOU MAYBE SIGNING ON THE BEAU
STAY AWAY FROM THE IRA
AND THEY WONT BOTHER YOU
SO AUF WIEDERSEHEN
TO GROSSMAGLEN
FAREWELL TO CARRICKMORE
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF IRELAND BOYS
AND I WONT BE BACK FOR MORE
AND I WONT BE BACK FOR MORE