This is considered a "pizza" in USA

Looks like melted wax poured over red beets.

umm... sweetie that would the turks
nyc pizza is just a plain cheese pizza

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My parents are southern Italian BULLS I bet you're a northerner who only eats polenta heh

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The entire world thinks of American style pizza when you say pizza. Italian "pizza" is irrelevant.

Oh man, i'd kill for some thin crust italian pizza right now.
I made Carbonara at home, but fuck...

why does kebab on these pizzas always looks like it was made in a factory and got sold pre-sliced

she qt

You aren't better, burger.

Shut up shitalian US pizza is better than your pretentious garbage

For me, pizza is either Italian thin crust with greens on it, or a brave Hellenic village style pizza.

go hunt for some rotten shark meat and raid some monasteries while your cousin/wife sleeps in the cavern, snowdwelling stinky northron

ummm sorry but I cannot hear you over the sound of my country being so much safer and healthier than your school shooting degenerate shithole, sweetie x)

>muh heritage
why are you non quebecoise canucks so cringe?

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Wrong, mutt

lol no it's the turk pizzas with tons of different toppings

ummmm sorry but your backwater redneck filled shithole isn't the entire world, sweetie x)

All intelligent and educated people prefer ours, and that's a fact. Also I'm like EUropean so inherently more based and better than you x)

You're not italian

TOP FUCKING KEK

In my case, I fell looks like tasty the pizza

i'd eat that desu

Would eat with ananas.

Damn that must have hit a nerve, I hope you have more going on in your life besides being proud of pizza italanon.

Nope. That is pizza -> youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

New York pizza sucks

Yes Mario,that's why they are fat. You should the junk that american chinese food is

It looks like a cheap frozen pizza that was overcooked in the oven. Wouldn't eat.

*see the oily junk

reminder that northern italian "food" is orders of magnitude worse than southern italian food

it's called irony, pretending to be irate. fyi

>I went to italy. The pizza was awful, I’ll admit the pasta was good
this is what every single one of my friends have told me and what i experienced myself. italians don't know how to cook pizza. ps. the best pizza i had was in new york in little italy in a pizza place ran by a fucking moroccoan

>said the man as he happily ate the lasagna

A pizza is flat bread with tomato sauce and cheese on it, being the originator of it is not exactly inventing the jet engine or the microchip is it?

Nobody fucking cares why some 14 year old cunt in Italy thinks the acceptable uses of Parmesan are.

why are you so upset

SEETHING

no wonder they always shart

to all italian bros here, can you post what real pizzas look like?

>Italian-Americans in New York perfected pizza have some respect Giuseppe

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Posting a garbage place that Gordon Ramsey destroys.

wow. nice guy. Your post is so valuable.

Based Hittite lads

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Who cares. It's just bread with toppings on top, why do people pretend like it's such a deep and sacred art form. There are better things to be pretentious about.

>Italians make a thin pizza so what you're mainly eating is toppings
>Americans make a thick pizza so what you're mainly eating is base
Baffling. Just eat some bread, Yankee Doodles.

>he doesn't know
ich.unesco.org/en/RL/art-of-neapolitan-pizzaiuolo-00722

has the deep dish meme completely flown over heathrow?

is this what americans actually believe?