Why can't americans drink?

Why can't americans drink?

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We have some of the best microbrews Hans.

they do those stupid games to get drunk(beer pong etc). Like if it was hard lmao

In before meme arrows

>dude i had like two of these epic IPAs i was so wasted

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americans also insert vodka drenched tampons in their ass, they call it getting butt drunk

w-what

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lmfao

>In May 2004, a 58-year-old man of Lake Jackson, Texas, died after his wife administered an alcohol enema of sherry. In total, the man consumed two large bottles of sherry, containing about three liters of the alcohol. He suffered from alcoholism and had difficulty ingesting alcohol orally because of a painful throat ailment. His wife was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide.[3] In August 2007, prosecutors dropped the charges due to insufficient evidence
Holy shit.

Americans drink more than (You)

That's not what the post said.

spread your legs billy it's time for another buttshot of vodka

you are a cunt of lightweights

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getting wasted is not the goal, having fun while buzzed is.

when i was 16 i was in the US with my parents, i had to stand on the other side of a small fence while my parents were having a beer in an outside area of a bar

Yeah sure. Even our old men will kill you in a drinking contest lmao
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not something to brag about desu

>getting wasted is not the goal, having fun while buzzed is.

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not something to brag about desu

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Man, stumbling over everything and being incredibly sick the next day is so fun!

>not something to brag about desu

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no one in europe does that beyond age 16
americans really can't drink

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One of the few things which temporarily helps the White Man's Burden is alcohol.

No wonder Am_rican's cant keep up.

(you)
That's called alcoholism bud.

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Heh. I still remember when I bought my first legal beer at the age of 16, along with a pack of cigars.

Meanwhile in muttland you have to wait until you're 21 or else risk getting meme arrow'd

>non-Americans don't drink alcohol to get drunk?
So you just like the taste?

Drinking regularly without getting drink is part of white culture. Naturally you wouldn't understand.

>That's called alcoholism bud.

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I don't drink at all

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I thought asians were lightweight wtf is wrong with south korea

South Koreans are light weight as fuck, they just make up for it by drinking until they're on the edge of alcohol poisoning.

Is this a water thread?

>most people just wouldn't start to drink two 6-packs by themselves

I drink plastic bottle liquor every day straight out of the bottle warm.

Then again... I am a based WHITE man from Indiana...

Come to one of our colleges. Let's see how long (You) last.

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i'm fuckin JACKED man, i'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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mitä helvettiä sä duunaat?

I wish I could, maybe then I could finally be proud of drinking 25 servings of alcohol in a night instead of being ashamed of being a lightweight

>helvettiä

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Hello, faggot. I'm from Indiana.... I'm based, white, and I drink plastic bottle liquor... you can breath now. I know my presence is a bit much

Breath breathe breathed

Americans think that going for a pint or two on a weekday is really weird

puritan shithole doesnt have the drink culture

they dont know the joys of being 14-15 and drinking cheap cider out on the town with your mates and not knowing where youll end up

I just drink water and iced tea sometimes, beer tastes like shit imo and havent tried vodka, wine, or anything else. Too poor to waste money on that anyways

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Nobody can drink ITT, plus you develop a tolerance to alcohol if you drink enough, I will outdrink any Irishman.

maybe something to do with everyone driving at 15/16 and kids would be drunk driving and shit, idk though

utter unmensch

Why are southerners like this

but that's the definition of coasties mindset.

do yall unironically like the taste of beer? Ive had like 6 different types (no generic busch light shit) and all taste terrible

bbump

You learn to enjoy the taste with time. It's just like coffee.

Finns, Estonians, Russians can drink. And they can drink innumerable bottles of vodka, such is the truth.

Well, to be honest I can never resist when I see that my favourite pub has something American on tap. It's usually Founders, which would be my favourite American brewery. Even something as simple as Centennial IPA was a real masterpiece, not to mention Backwoods Bastard and KBS.

nah i dont drink coffee either fuck that trash

I dont like these trips on this post

seething obese flyover

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why amerimutts why

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>the barcade- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us.
Sounds like good time to me
How and where do poltards that write these pastas have fun? Do they ever?

I think that's an urban legend.

>even Canadians drink more than Americans
OH NO NO NO

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you're not alone, I hate both too. I just drink vodka neat to get drunk

tfw i am drinking 3 to 4 bottles of beer every weekend and dont feel drunk at all.
Also vodka is really fucking easy to deal with and i dont really get drunk until crazy amount of shots.

This is really bad for your liver

yup, i know. I dont really drink heavy alco that much anymore and trying to get beer habbit out of the way, sticking to 1-2 bottles at weekend.

That's a stupid map, 1L of whisky ain't the same as beer

good luck user

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What else is there to do in Canada? Or Belarus for that matter

What the fuck is on with americans and the exposed brick walls.

That's called poverty here I don't get it

Thanks, pal

Accurate.

>cider

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they had prohibition because of religious pressure, but then they realised they were losing a lot of money from taxes

cider is like a perfect drink when you're under 16 years old

Real teenagers drink cheap wine.

>beer
pleb

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cider/wine from carton boxes/ shitty beer
holy trinity of getting wasted as a teen

Our beer culture is non-existent and the prime years of our beer drinking life is 18-19 years old in college when it's illegal. Couple that with being broke college students and all we can buy are shitty 1% alcohol watered beer. We get bored of it by 20 years old, and at 21 we can finally drink it legally. It's at this point you turn into 1 of 2 things

1) You just don't give a fuck about beer anymore since you already drank 2 years of piss and moved on to wine or gave up alcohol altogether

2) you turn into one of those obnoxious beer hipsters that goes to beer festivals just to laugh at every microbrew stand and only try the 2 exotic belgian ales in the corner tent, pretend to know everything, and try to talk to the Belgians about how much you like their beer and hate the US beer.

Either way, you are not fun to be around if you're either of these types.

or you turn into a boomer that drinks a cold one with friends on a fishing boat or around your project car

you act like we don't have shitty lemonade beer, boxed wine, and 24 packs of basically water with alcohol. We all do this at 14 years old as we get into high school because it's "cool", and we have huge houses to party in since one of the 1000 kids in school probably has a parent that is away for the weekend

Remove beer and put vodka and shit like that. Beer is for fags that their parents don't give a shit so they have enough money to drink 10 beers each to get wasted or idiots that didn't realize it wasn't enough to get drunk.
But if you want absolute hell then try cachaça brasileira

Wtf fuck France

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my family is from Argentina although I moved away with I was only 10 years old because of the economic crisis and my grandparent living in Miami at the time helped us out. What is the drinking culture like in Uruguay? when I go to Argentina all they drink is Fernet with coke. Or maybe that's just what my cousin drinks (girl) and that's all we have.
And do you know if Quilmes is good or just a shitty sponsor beer?

Based Russians drink to dull the pain and suffering while western soibois drink because “it’s fun with the mates lol”

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actually true

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lel i was in St Peteresburg over the summer. The little strip next to the river with a little bridge is degenerate central. By 4am there are at least 3 girls puking on the street, even on weekdays.

we have a strong anti-alcoholic bias because of hollywood depictions of drunk fathers and in school they brainwash us saying drinking is bad

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They just have really restrictive laws desu
Here its legal to drink in a pub or restaurant at any age with your guardian, and there's no public intoxication laws or anything like that