Do your parents think you're gay?

>Is it my fault for letting him play Xbox all day?
Yes you lazy fucking excuse for a parent

I'm a 27 year old KHHV and neither of my parents have ever asked if I have a girlfriend or not.

Have they ever asked if you're into someone though?

A new human is like plasticine. So yes, everything is a parent's fault.

No, just a loser. My mom and dad found some porno mags when I was a teenager so they know I'm straight. They stopped asking when I was about 18. Now at 27 I actually have my first girlfriend and she's a sweetheart.

I think so

My parents think I'm a worthless loser

No, since I've started going on dates with girls now.
Only started happening once I moved out, too.
Meanwhile, my brother is the same as I was.
Shut-in loser with no friends.
Pretty sure they're not very good parents.

I don't believe this to be true. That is, I blame parents for most things but there are plenty of examples of twins or siblings behaving quite differently and not just to stand out. I believe your brain chemistry is set at an early age and beyond fucking you up with abuse there is not that much a parent could do to alter your core personality

>Meanwhile, my brother is the same as I was.
Help him out

They think I'm a straight virgin, but I'm actually a gay slut.

was it that much easier for boomers to get laid that their go-to explanation for a boy being a virgin is that he's gay?

Yes. My mother thought I was gay after the 15. Well, she never met any of my girlfriends and was aware that I was virgin until 20 years old, so she probably still think I am lying but rather be fooled than worried about me.

I'm too autistic to be able to help anyone out.
I'm still kind of uncomfortable when my girlfriend expresses any kind of affection to me.
Maybe when he moves out.

no, i went to the store with my mom and i kept staring at womens asses and she told me to stop staring so obviously

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Yes. It was a wonderful age. Their speeches of purity and control were bullshit. People were way hornier before the internet. People fucked a lot more and had way more children by pure boredom.

it was easier because the world wasn't a worthless pile of dog shit like it is now

No because I had 3 gf. But it's been 4-5 years since the last one :(

I'm also a 22 year old permavirgin. At this point my parents would probably be relieved if I'd come out as gay. Because in reality they most likely think I'm a pathetic loser (which I am)

>like normal guys during highschool
Yes haha. You do know how to pickup girls don't you user?

Doubt it, theyve seen me talk to girls and get an erection

>dont let people do what they enjoy

I'm fat so they don't expect me to get any girls. Problem solved. Just eat more.

exactly. have you heard of concepts like "discipline", "self-control" and "perseverance"?

it's always
>son never had gf, he must be gay
why not
>son never had bf, he must be straight
or
>son never had any relationship, he must be a loser

...

Pretty close to me. My parents should have never let me play xbox all day either. I'm actually gay though.

>he's missing out on great sex
Definitely written by a boomer.

No, because they discovered my stash of lesbian porn

I hope they don't, because I'm not gay.

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yes, i have long hair and look kind of effeminate and never had a gf

I'm 27, virgin and i never had a gf, i'm pretty sure my family and friends suspect that i'm gay.
I am not

>i'm pretty sure
Except it's only in your mind, the outside world comes from within.

No, they are always making jokes implying i'm gay

Stop repeating it in your mind. Frankly, don't give a shit.

I have no idea what my parents think. I'm asexual.

Im a volcel

this. wtf?

I'm gay but never came out. 25 by now and never had a gf and usually tried to avoid any question from my parents about "what girl do you like" and stuff like that. They stopped asking a while ago, I think the know.

I wouldn't know, but they certainly think I'm a loser. Jokes on them, I'm bi but I'm too old to date attractive men anymore

My mom genuinely thought I was a lesbian because I was single and virgin at 17

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this but 26

lol

They know i'm a virgin weeb loser but luckily I left once an opened tab of a NarutoxTsunade doujin and my father found it so he at least knows I'm no faggot.

I would've been disowned long ago if my parents thought I was gay

>hihi dont hit on me silly boys
Fuck off and die

This. How awkward

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>He's very good looking (not saying as a mother but as a female

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what are you on about aquafresh

No, my dad caught me masturbating to Illya

Why don't that kind of people simply hand out girlfriends to people they fear to be gays?

Yes. My dad asked me a few months ago.

I'm not gay but I think those gays who abstain and become celibates because they realise homosexuality is wrong are pretty admirable.

I'm 22 and also virgin.
wtf I'm a gaycel now?

I'm a bisexual incel and I'm having a bit of anxiety over this feeling that I'm supposed to be "the straight child" because my brother is gay.

This

Where you wanna get with this?
I know you're translating BR Googgle Ask stuff to english, why?

I'd be proud if I were him.

Let's test that to make sure user.
;-)

Why are anglos such betas when me and my dad are together and a hot girl passes by he always goes "holy shit user did you see that? The things i would do to her"

negros do that here

>meds

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hell, same

>Do your parents think you're gay?
I'm not sure
For one I'm 21 and have never had a gf
My 19 year old brother has a gf and he's already thinking about marriage
My 17 year old brother has a bf but he doesnt act like a gay guy so my parents dont suspect it

Of course the fin would find it wierd. Hell if i went to finland girls would think im a chad just by being able to keep eye contact

no, joao, every northerner thinks your dad is a massive perv and overall shithead

*keeps a distance of 5 meters from the nearest human while waiting for the bus*

>Do your parents think you're gay?
I hope not.
I've never had a girlfriend, but I'm not a virgin. I've had sex with a girl before, but my parents don't know that.
Do guys normally tell one or both of their parents when they've lost their virginity? That seems really weird to me.

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Wtf is wrong with you? You're not supposed to acknowledge that sex or attraction exists with your parents. That's disgusting.

My brother is 4 years older and is also a virgin like me
I think our parents just fucked up with both of us in some profound way

>hey son you know the best thing about high school girls?
>I keep getting old and they stay the same age
>y-yeah ok dad

same but with my bro

No but they started joking lately about it. Either they really want me to or are actually starting to think I am gay (im not).

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How do you even fend off false accusations from your family that you're gay?
I don't see how you can prove you're not if you're unable to get a girl.
I feel truly sorry for those virgins being falsely accused.

kek my dad was the same way
your dad isnt your mother

Is your gay brother going to die because of muh mohamed if your parents find out?

Nah, we don't do killings here
He'll be fine I think

Worst comes to worst he'll be sent to rehab to cure the gayness away

alright alright alright

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Anyone else know this feel?
>Dad is and always will be Chad
>Son (you) is and always will be Beta
Both my brothers are chad, I'm the eldest but I have never had a gf

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same, my dad is a pervert tbqh.

what do they all want?
it isn't socially acceptable to have any sexual interest in a chick if you aren't already dating you just need to suddenly just have a gf

My dad found naruto yaoi on my computer when I was 10, so maybe.

Kinda, virgin at 22. One gf for like five dates. They found an entry in my journal about how I wanted to be a girl. Don't feel that way anymore but...

Had she raised him properly hed be a normal young man. Her talking to him about sex shows shes mental

they want the certainty of having grandchildren and not having their lineage die because of you, its more instinct than anything else.

How many people have you asked on date in 2018?

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