Why are native french women (and by native I mean based dark eyed dark haired gallic celts from centre-south france...

eyes color map

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NOUS ETIONS VIKINGS ET MERDE

Ni oa Brezhoned ha Brezhoned omp c'hoazh.

ethno-genetic map

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centre/centre-south france is true and best france

you don't really like france then
the french language was born in northern france, meaning that's where our ethnogenesis took place
southerners are assimilated peoples, much like the southern barbarians of china

Imagine being Italian and explaining to a native Breton what are celtic features. LOL

Brittany is the only celtic part of the hexagon, and fuck France.

actually this though

Your women are amazing, though pretty hard.
I like the whole "romance" thing, when dating only having one partner and exploring the possibilities of that relationship before going onto the next date, playing the whole cat and mouse game, but it gave me blue balls. Fuckin' oath do they know how to keep men engaged.

Not only that but I'm in love with that sort of look. I gotta agree with on the last part.

I'm definitely planning on going back there to find someone special.

the french language was imported by the Romans who conquered the natives. The only remaining celtic language in the hexagon is breton. Period.

don't see what that has to do with my post but you're still wrong
romans imported latin to gaul, it evolved into vulgar latin and then into occitan in southern france, and french/oïl in northern france

gauls were BLACK

And you don't speak any celtic language because you are a loser. Fentus eo gwelout ac'hanoc'h o klask reiñ kentelioù dimp diwar-benn histor ar Gelted. N'eus netra truezekoc'h eget ur Gall o patouilhat en e franchouilhardelezh dirazomp.

what have celtic speakers accomplished throughout history besides being conquered?

You can't speak gaulish, the language of your forefathers, because you are a failure.
I speak Breton, the language of my forefathers, because I'm not.
You won't revive gaulish because it's too late, you are a loser.
You worship your roman and frank conquerors like a slave.
Ha n'eus netra a c'hello cheñch kement-se.
Tonket oc'h da genderc'hel da batouilhat evel ma rit abaoe kantvedoù. Gant ar vezh.

you may not worship us but we are still your masters breton cuck :^)

>brown eyes
>perfect

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Caesar said the Belgae from the north east were the most bad ass of the Gauls.

>imagine losing your own celtic language forever because of roman foreigners
>imagine losing the celtic name of your people forever to please your frank masters
LOL
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How many gaulish schools in France? None.
How many breton schools in Brittany? Hundreds.

LOL

Paour kaezh leue.
Koll oc'h abaoe kantvedoù ha n'eus netra a c'hallfec'h ober evit klask cheñch penn d'ar vazh.
Evel ma lavaren uheloc'h, re ziwezhat eo !

48% of french people are light eyed

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Caesar said that the same language was spoken on the two sides of the channel. He wrote it in "The war of the Gauls."

imagine being ruled by people who underwent a linguistic shift due to conquest lol

I just saw where adrey tatou was born and said it was the best part

br*Tonoids should be purged, go fuck yer cousins like your similes across the channel do, lmao
I meant the gauls then, not the celts, like whatever man, also even celtiberians are celts wtf are you on about

imagine thinking the ruling class in France is french

LOL

dumb breton, what is that nonsense scribble you just typed? go fuck a sheep LOL

I'll have you know that my intentions are to set sail to france and become the most renowned general of its army, to lead france to greatness once again. And the first to succumb will be you backwater rednecks: I will make you love France!

well ok maybe badass (lmao belgians badass what an oxymoron), but not cutest for sure

We Bretons are at home in Brittany. French laguage is a non-celtic language, it is a foreign language.
Fance and Spain have been under arab occupation.
Look at the ethto-genetic map posted before on this thread.

Brittany was left pretty much empty in the early dark ages and re-populated by emmigrants from the south west of England.

Celtic languages spread to Britain from the continent - you Bretons are descended from the Brits and speaking a language that got to Britain via the Gauls in the first place

Look at you Italian failure, look at your ugly face.
LOL
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May Allah punish you for this insolence, barbarian dog. The great empire of France is not to be doubted of its power and greatness, and you beasts will be the first to witness the magnificence of its reborn splendor.

Hence, Breton is not any more "your" language than French is the language of the Gauls really - your ancestors adopted it.

at least we tried unlike you rambling noisy breton beggars

No one cares about your fucking maps post french girls

You are right, except we Bretons descend from the Britons AND from the Osismii, who spoke the very same language as Caesar himself wrote in his book. They were the same people, spread across the Channel.
We are so proud to speak the continental celtic language of our forefathers, despite the Romans, the Franks and the French.

we are on Jow Forums! and that's how we do things in here, buddy! We don't care for no pretty lasses?!
POST MORE MAPS, BOYS!

>he wouldn't rather fap to maps than to thots
You don't belong on Jow Forums

are bretons irl really this autistic? asking it to normal based frenchmen btw

Anyway, back to French qts

I don't have a thing for French chicks really, but Eva Green at her peak was simply a goddess. She isn't just beautiful, but exudes sophistication and sex appeal.

Italian afro mutts can GTFO as her eyes are blue

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My ancestors, the Osismii and the Britons, spoke the very same language, as Caesar wrote in his book. This language eveolved in old breton, which is very similar to old welsh and to old cornish, then to middle breton, then to breton. I'm a Breton native and a native speaker of breton, like my kids. What's your problem with that?

French has been imposed on the Gauls by the Roman conqueror, it's not the native language of the native french population.

Northern Italians were Celts too, but they lose their celtic native language to their Roman masters.
Too late for them. LOL you are such failures.

this dumb bitch is not french nor cute, maybe only dick attractive as she's thicccc.
Dumb britoid with no taste, literal caveman.
Your slut has nothing, and I mean NOTHING, on audrey tatou.

ummmm like who cares dude? lmao anyway I was just discussing about cute girls

>cute girls
>french girls
LOL you're such a moron.

LOL

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re-LOL

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cuter than inbred bretonoids for sure

You know how a fantasy works ?
It is what does not happen IRL

Pic was my first love.

LOL Italian women look like shit.

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You wish it was fantasy.
Keep dreaming!

samefag

I agree

>Iceland
>dark blue
Doubt.

>48% of french people are light eyed because some random picture said so

Not him, but dark-haired blue-eyed is pretty common around me (big city).
Not the scandinavian blue, though, it's more discreet

they're not beautiful, it's just the italian women who are ugly.

This map is sutch bullshit.

I have witnessed it

89% fuck BLACK guys

>showher tits in every movie she's in

Based Eva

>French
>Occitan
Keep dreaming, spic

We're Celto-Germanic, not Moorish

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I only care about Germanic girls. You meds/fenchies could pass as locals in my southeastern town (yeah i know you'll take that as an insult). I want what I can't have.

Not Germanic.

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I want her to be my MOMMY

this Norwegian finnoid is not germanic.

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WE WUZ TROBAIRITZ N MERRRRDUGH.

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Based italiANO