/brit/

oh right

i'll stop replying to it then

lol.

how do I lose my virginity in my 20s
surely every girl knows if you haven't lost it by that point you must be a weird freak

Bernardo Silva is superior to Hazard

aisha?
more like
pengsha

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Daily reminder that Br*ts shall not grow old

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>t. 6'0
t. 6'1

just bought 1000 lightbulbs

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The results are in, lads. I'm British!

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Mate, literally everybody goofs on you for being defined by your casual drug use.
You realize there are tons of people here that do drugs, or have done tons of drugs.
But we talk about other things on a day to day basis, right?
Thats my point.

You're like a kid that just got his driver's license acting like a seasoned authority on street racing.

Just farted and it smells absolutely VILE

what's she up to these days

god she's fat now

discord.gg/qmmvtV
watch shitposting zone
the thread has been relegated to /fa/ now so i dont touch it anymore
bit cancer I know but its better than nothing

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see she's already settling in to the childless wine aunt look

love it when people know their place in life

shag a prossie

How much was that lad?

my condolences

don't care

seems grim...

I'm the Norwaylad from last night. Finally back home.

see you'll be fine

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5'11" unfortunately, not that women can tell the difference

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imagine being physically unable to talk about anything other than drugs

Cant sleep without drugs

The fucking what?

DAARRGHHAHRAHRHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It sounds like daily life would be very difficult.

wank 3 times a day lads
I have a full time job and a gf
need help STAT

started wanking a lot more when I got a gf
builds up more sexual tension desu

you're sabotaging yourself

get out of your own way

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hah try not being able to cum from normal sex because of ur porn use hehehe

haven't wanked in 3 days lads

lass messaged me last night asking if i was doing anything

considered giving her the ol in out in out haha

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watch thread was shitposted into /fa/ by tudorfag spamming BLACKED porn etc
this is why janny is a fucking joke

>it's another episode of "the chavs are riding up and down on loud mopeds and playing grime music till 11pm episode"

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not for me
I can shag her once on op of the wanking and I'm not particularly hard at that
whn I was on holiday I could shag her 3-4 times per day

Oxfordshire

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Was janny right to ban me for this?

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respectable poopost lad

Redpill me on Gibraltar in case of no deal

can I rescue this?

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>There is a good man within you, but he is wrestling with a giant

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nonceshire

Toilet looks like it's still in working order, not sure that counts as flooding

Spain wants it, but they can't have it. The end.

Last 10 threads have been entirely ruined by some autistic weeb posting GS Vs Rolex/Omega macros

mate I got banned for two weeks on Christmas day by making a thread about 'Bread sauce' on /ck/

Wouldn't mind a Black gf that talks like a /brit/on

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we're all going to make it

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HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH ARTHUR

kek

CHORTLING

girl asked me what i was doing a little while ago and i said your mum lol

is the mum fucking joke still acceptable banter if you say it to a girl?

You realize I'm not spanish right lmao
youtu.be/aTXnMpMaAKs

> being such a town fucking bicycle that even the tinder thots know about you

screeching

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>3 messages before reply

OUCH

still going to be pooing myself though

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fuckin' STATE
that is just bleak mate

Appreciate the love and support lads xx

Why should this concern me?

If it isn't acceptable to her then she's not worth your time lad

>Banterbury

tell her you're not an anti-semite, that it's just a filthy kike trick to sully your name and that you should have expected no better from a money-grubbing Jew

Claim to be a Palestinian

don't worry lad you'll ease into it, if you really need to have a pint before hand to take the edge off

alri Halfcasteshire

all the emotional stuff loses it's lustre if you played Arthur like a prick.

Howling

is jordan smith from jacksonville, fl around here?

Schizo, I have battled at the Kumite in Japan and been victorious, I have conquered the heights of Mt Tai Shan and braved the Forests of the Four Dragons. Your hatred has no place in this world, meet me in Calgary where I shall put your miserable soul to rest, so you can finally be at peace.

but bread sauce is a real thing

>GS shitter is a Brit

Absolute state

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girl asked what i was doing a little while ago, i says "whats heavier a kilogram of shteel or a kilogrma of feathers?"

she says "its the same"

and i says "shteels heavier than feathers"

2 minutes later i was fucking her and her 2 sisters

On /ck/ it's a meme meaning cum on cooking utensils

catastroph new season channel 4 now get the fuck in here

you're the one who fucking replied to me
GS shills are pathetic, i havent checked the threads on /fa/ at all since the first time I saw one it was full of people asking about fucking fashion watches.

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wtf APOLOGIZE NOW

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Try telling the yank mods of /ck/ that thought i was making a troll thread.
I even appealed it and they fucking denied the janny cunts. Least it gave me a break from this place.

>ma dude
massive red flag
any women that calls men "dude" "bro" etc. (regardless of the nature of their relationship with the man they're speaking to) is absolutely trashcan no deal

t. knower

>hows your gaming PC coming along bro

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blog on

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it is time lads, farewell, for now.
cease not in your struggle for it is that that hones us.

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*ahem* I'd like to dedicate this song to janny...
*taps mic*

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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