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Rename the red part to New Pakistan and youre good to go

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I becam epricne of a town called London
In west Birmingham born and raised
Outside of Gregg's was where I spent most of my days

Is this not based?

youtu.be/sgV7VvlTJQo

I'll do it

package holiday in the costa del sol

S/He will torture you to death then take back the money

she’s clueless there really is no reason for people to be homeless and you’re fucking right councils want them to fuck off because it scares tourists off and makes people who live there uncomfortable it’s grim she’d still get it right up the shit pipe tho

what if they become drunks or junkies because they are homeless

I've been homeless and it made me loathe homeless people.

Having mad nightmares ever since I started taking growth hormones

No.

Great Britain should be one state and Ireland no more belongs in Britain than Britain in Ireland.

Hot.

Scottish Greggs have scotch pies and macaroni cheese pies

Do we English get them? No we fucking don't. It's a piss take, and I'm not sure the people are going to put up with it for much longer

>yes ill be ur sisy master
>ill do it!

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The paki proto gf got my attention by squeezing my waist. Looks like playing it cool but confident is working...

>the police are being scum on the tv program

Wow what a surprise

wanna start injecting smack

handguns are made for killing
ain't no good for nuttin' else

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Britain's most aesthetic flag and best period. We still had America.

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>Britain doesn't belong in Ireland
Wrong.

How’d you manage that? Let me guess, a nigger cucked your dad and kicked you, a little huwyte boy, out of the house. I’ve heard that one before.

its unironically the fookin tories fault

might book a cheeky ski trip lads

>Do drugs, thus breaking the law
>get in trouble with the police

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer eh 190, might want to reconsider doing that phd

t. eyalet of almanya

tarq

They’re literally doing nothing wrong bothering people and asking them for money is anti social behaviour it’s shocking how much these cunts make the reason they don’t go to a hostel or whatever is simple they can’t make money begging in a hostel

>squeezing my waist
Why would she do that?

Its my 20th birthday, today I am 20

happy birthday

povvo

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I like this one also

First we lost peep, then mac miller. MGK and Eminem feuding with eachother. White boys dying to opioids, bath salts, poppin xannies like pez and you two fools gon’ diss eachother at a time like this?! We need to be loving eachother, ya smell me? We’re already being genocided. White boys is getting capped in South Africa.

White boys, rise up and bull up!

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Welsh and Gaelic speakers should be fully assimilated. Nothing more than a hangover from the middle ages, like the Picts.

seen too many a beggar beg all day, then walk off and get in to a merc to drive home

round them all up I say

I'm watching Big Bang Theory bloopers and the whole lot of them are clearly stoned as fuck the entire time

Sending a mind BJ your way
Please enjoy

I don't think shariah bloody allows it

thanks lad, been crying for a good hour now since im cripplingly lonely but i do appreciate it.
just feel the need to vent my emotions before the day technically ends at this point

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>IoM is Irish
ah yes

This tramp posting reminds me of bum wars.

no, I chose to leave at 18 and wanted my independence more than anything. unfortunately it was very hard getting any kind of work at the time, and I chose to leave my flat when I couldn't keep up my share of the bills. lasted about 8 months in all, the last month being on someone's couch. even when I was literally starving I never had the inclination to steal or anything like that. I don't accept the poverty excuse for moral bankruptcy and my experience only reinforced that

Reminder that Amer, despite being a mentally ill paki bloke in a dress, still got closer to some fanny in first year than 190.

Brushed my teeth and ready for sleep

MEOW

hostels are generally night only, like 9pm-8am or something...so they're unlikely to be missing out on much begging revenue

The reason is often that hostels have a zero tolerance policy on drink and drugs, so they'd often rather sleep rough and get their fix

was this post ironic I cannot tell lmao

I'd love to try them

have a genuine interesting in graphic design but I can’t be bothered to spend all that time and effort learning it just to be paid literal peanuts and have to work with the average graphic design (who I imagine is an insufferable turd more than a call centre deano)
blog over

post your favourite asmr vid lads

>He posted this in r9k too

fuck off you poo obesessed sex offender

Bull up mf

i got my first fanny in the summer between first and second year
does that count?

the whole manhattan project is insane, especially when truman told stalin he had a brand new weapon and stalin didn't even flinch, thanks to spies he already knew all about the A bomb

what'll it be?

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would take a hug even from a poof at this point

Always howl when Scots think they're Celtic and start forcing Gaelic phrases

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The presenter has grown on me 2bh

Would shag her

Coleslaw is a sex offender?

fuck off disgusting sex pest

Are you my foe...........or my Ally??? Haha

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awwww, night night moni, hope you sleep well xx

moni can post where the FUCK she wants, and she is INNOCENT

No, she's innocent, just the retarded trolls on here like to say she is

Better get packing we send you home after Brexit H*n

eggs royale

is this that dogshite cafe in soho that all the soyman queue up outside of for hours?

You need to have your head stomped into mush you utter creep

He was convicteded for filming a Polish woman taking a shit and posts under the name of the person he violated.

>Literally convicted

nigger sandwich

hahahahaha this woman on the homeless documentary just got BTFO by that b&b owner

traditional breakfast and a tea

Give us fried nigger fingers with a side of bull semen

Pint, double JD with coke (a little ice) and a line in the bog.
No fucking about on a Saturday morning.

Breakfast Club is a chain, mate. You're the bender for recognising a Spoons menu desu.

no it's spoons

Deposit for a house lad.

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stop spreading lies you scumbag

defending an innocnent woman from the hoards of VFs is a noble cause

WRONG, being convicted by a racist judge means nothing, she's innocent

try it, it would be bants

You’re making me hungry

Haha forgot about that

There are several branches, but yes...for some bizarre reason it's a Mecca for Time Out reading NPCs that think good food is the stuff you see in Facebook webm recipes

She’s very fit tho

She has a very attractive intelligence level

Not too smart to be annoying, dull enough to be cute but also smart enough to have good conversations with

BULL UP

youtu.be/KjtUlciMmXk

People always think orphans have something wrong with them

Oh just looked at the pic, it's actually spoons. Which I'd much rather go to

We're both thinking of 'The Breakfast Club'

Why was he so perfect, lads?

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could someone shut 190 the fuck up

Happy Birthday lad.

I hope it's a good one.

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